Tuttle & Kline
Award winning morning radio partners for 25+ years, Tim Tuttle and Kevin Kline share stories and insights through organic conversation and natural humor.
Tuttle & Kline
Ep #37: From Home Runs to Hollywood: Sports & Stars with Tuttle & Kline
Ever wonder if Bugs Bunny could teach us more about survival skills than a geography class? Join us as we reminisce about our childhood hero and question why we're still quizzed on state capitals instead of learning how to file taxes or cook a decent meal. Between nostalgia and laughter, we also tackle the tough realities of health battles and the challenges of keeping up with life, like announcing for a college hockey team that's riding a winning streak.
Celebrity scandals weave into our conversation, offering a glimpse at the contentious public image of Deshaun Watson and the strange intersection of fame and fortune. We lighten the mood with a humorous tale of a missed Instagram connection with Abella Anderson and a serendipitous coffee shop encounter that highlights the disappearing art of simple kindness. From the bold moves of Mia Khalifa to our own social media missteps, we capture the quirks of navigating today's world.
The episode rounds off with a spirited discussion on sports and everyday life, from baseball's pressure-packed clutch moments to the enduring legacy of Fernando Valenzuela. We share amusing anecdotes about Little League rules, the Dallas Cowboys’ tumultuous times, and the absurdities of political rallies. And just when you think it can't get any livelier, we indulge in dessert debates and revisit cult classic films like "Clerks" and "Galaxy Quest." Join us for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and insight, as we explore what really matters in life and sports.
welcome to the Tuttle and Klein show hocus cadabra.
Speaker 2:Oh, there he is he's here.
Speaker 3:Hey, what a beautiful way to start the show that was you remember?
Speaker 2:that's from when we were kids. Uh, bugs Bunny, yeah, and he was, he was fucking with the Dracula or whatever. Uh-huh, and, and he was, he was fucking with the dracula or whatever. Uh-huh, and the dracula would do, you know, have the magic, you know, abracadabra, hocus, pocus, and he would turn into like bats and and make shit disappear and and bugs was. Bugs bunny was fucking with him, going abracadabra and he would turn into half bat hattie perfume, and you remember that shit bugs was so street smart man oh, bugs was the original gangster man, wasn't he though he was awesome he was.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit who you are on the street, who you were on the streets, you know. Who you were in the mob or the mafia, you know. I don't care what kind of cartel leader you are. The og is bugs bunny man. Definitely, definitely. He was the best. Got an attack. What's wrong? You okay, what do you mean? You got stuffed up nose oh, I'm still sick from two weeks ago.
Speaker 3:It's going on three now, yeah.
Speaker 2:What the hell.
Speaker 3:Kev. I have no idea. We went to the doctor and the doctor said oh, just let it run its course, didn't even give me any medicine or anything.
Speaker 2:Are you hitting the emergency? The vitamin C.
Speaker 3:I'm taking vitamin C, I'm taking the DayQuil, I'm taking Alka-Seltzer, cold and Flu. I'm all hopped up on the crap.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is going to be a fun time then. Yeah, right, man, are you still able to do the PA announcing for the hockey team?
Speaker 3:Thankfully they are on the road for the next two games, so yeah, they were on the road this past weekend and then they're on the road next weekend, but they won 10-1 and 12-1 this weekend, 22-2. Jesus, yeah, they're really good man, they're really good, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2:Is that NCAA Division I, division II, naia? What is that?
Speaker 3:It's NCAA Division I, but it's the American College Hockey Association.
Speaker 2:Okay, so they're not going to play the Gophers for the national championship. They would not no. Okay, do they have a national championship?
Speaker 3:They do, and it's in St Louis every year in March. Got it? Yeah, they, they could. This is our first year at division one. They were division three last year. They're still mopping. They are mopping, yes they are.
Speaker 2:That's Drury University, where his wife went to school.
Speaker 3:You know who their most famous alum is, don't you who? Bob Barker. Shut your mouth. Yeah, they actually have a Bob Barker lane.
Speaker 2:Kev. I was a couple days ago sitting in a restaurant and I had a revelation, one of those aha moments.
Speaker 3:You have quite a few of those. I like hearing about them. Oh, do you? Are you being facetious?
Speaker 2:No, not at all. No. Are you secretly inside just rolling your eyes, going, god, dang man, here we go with this shit again.
Speaker 3:Not at all. I mean, you know, throughout our radio career you always kind of like to downplay your mental prowess, but I think you have some really wonderful ideas at times and I like to hear them.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, this one you're not going to probably like, but it makes sense. Okay, it just makes sense. It's probably, you know, you being, I guess, the barrier, the goalie for society will probably block this from me, but it makes a lot of freaking sense. Let's hear it. I'm sitting in the Waffle House having my scattered, smothered cupboard and I'm listening. At the booth next to me, a father drilling his son about the state capitals. And I'm listening at the booth next to me, uh-huh, a father drilling his son about the state capitals. Gotcha, and he was going through them and I just I thought to myself when will that kid ever need that fucking information?
Speaker 3:I was thinking the same thing when you were talking about it.
Speaker 2:How worthless is. It is our curriculum that, that's what we want the kids to memorize. That's what we want to test them on. Yeah, you know when it should, when it should be like real world stuff and we've talked about. Kids should know how to cook and do accounting and all that stuff. That should be the priority. How to how to do a tax return that should be the priority. How to do a tax return, you know how to. That's what the school should be teaching them, not this silly bullshit that plays no factor whatsoever in their life at all.
Speaker 3:Dude two things real fast. My brother-in-law was listening and he said in Overland Park, kansas, they do still teach cursive writing, and what you're talking about right now is skills that you will use later on in life. Tim, I agree with you 1000%, because I was one of only two guys that took home economics when I was a junior in high school One of only two guys. It's the most impressive skill that I have.
Speaker 2:It landed me my wife learning how to cook Exactly, exactly, plus, that was you know. For those of you who are like well, kevin home economics, what a pussy. Um, he was there with 27 other women. Very true, I never give shit to the people who take home economics and I never get shit to mail. Give shit to male cheerleaders Exactly I, I see where that to male. Give shit to male cheerleaders Exactly I see where that hand is. Man.
Speaker 3:Although you don't have to worry about the male cheerleaders taking any of your girls.
Speaker 2:Some of them yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't want to be Tony Hinchcliffe here. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2:Some of them will probably just act. You know, some of them will act and just go. How will you? Hey, I, I'm not a hundred percent sure it's going to be all guys for me. I, I, I wonder. I'm just thinking, maybe someday I can test a woman. And there it goes. You know, a cheerleader sleepover all of a sudden becomes, you know, a penthouse letter.
Speaker 3:And he's thinking inside I've been the big bad wolf the whole fucking time.
Speaker 2:Little red, little red, little red riding red Right, yeah yeah. But you know not only that stuff, though, kev. I mean we as a society, or at least the father. I was thinking it's the father's job, and I'm going to start working on this with my boys. You know, after thinking long and hard about it, you got to teach them stuff that they really need to know. You know, like, how to do the ABC backwards for when they're pulled over coming home from the bar one night in the future, Dude could you even do that sober?
Speaker 3:No, it's such a ridiculous test.
Speaker 2:It's set up for you to lose, no matter what. Yeah, that's why you just you always reject it, whether you've been drinking or not. I mean you just, I'm not doing this test. It's a ridiculous test. You do it, show me you got right, yeah yeah, that'll go over yeah, that's what I'll say. I'll say, hey, cab, after all the documentaries I've watched, all I'm saying, if I ever get confronted by a police officer from this day forward is lawyer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Lawyer yeah, where's your search warrant? I want my lawyer, I want my lawyer, trust me, that's all you should say. I don't care how silly it is. I mean, if they're just coming to the door to see if you're okay, because there was like a big thump and your neighbor was worried about you, or something like that lawyer. But, uh, um, you know just things like that, abc back, or, or you show them a picture of a woman and then you show your son a picture of the same woman. It's slightly different, it's different and you ask son, what's the difference? If he could say haircut, dad, that's going to help him, you know.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 2:Or you know, show, show like a, a, a picture of the same woman. You know, just say, son, is she mad? And if he says she doesn't look mad, and she'll say she's not mad, but she's probably mad Dad he will succeed in life.
Speaker 3:He will be great head.
Speaker 2:He will succeed in life, he will be great. He will. Son, does fine mean fine? Exactly, fine does not mean fine, son, remember that. Um uh kev, I I got some heat from the neighborhood and even a text message that you and I are a little bit harsh on Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 3:Oh, we are.
Speaker 2:God, it's so ridiculous to me Now for those of you unaware, deshaun Watson, former Houston Texan quarterback Watson, former Houston Texan quarterback, accused of sexual impropriety, sexual assault, sexual inappropriateness or whatever by dozens now of women and having to settle lawsuits and everything like that. And I even had a little piece of it, deshaun Watson goofing on him in my comedy set that I did at the improv back in April and the audience did not like it.
Speaker 3:Oh, I know they turned on you on that one.
Speaker 2:They turned on me on that one and finally, I'm just sick of it. Okay, first off, why do you feel sorry for Deshaun Watson? He does not feel sorry or care about what anybody thinks. Whenever he's not feeling good, he calls his accountant and his accountant says it's 87.7 million liquid right now and you still have another 194 million guaranteed coming in. Yeah, okay, don't cry for him. Argentina. Second off, this guy has settled more like sexual assault suits than he's had touchdown passes in the past three years oh my gosh, that is an amazing statistic, and a very true one, by the way 26 lawsuits, 19 touchdown passes holy Holy crap, Isn't that crazy that is so do?
Speaker 2:I feel a little bit bad for him that? You know the crowd was cheering when he was in excruciating pain because his Achilles heel got ripped. Yeah, I feel a little bad. You know that hurts, that shit hurts. Yeah. But there's some good news about Deshaun. Yes, his career is probably over. He will have so much more time for raping now he will.
Speaker 3:God, I hope he stops that shit.
Speaker 2:What a fucking, what a come on, man.
Speaker 3:You know he was. He was trending this week and it wasn't because of his Achilles injury. You know why he was trending this week.
Speaker 2:Why? Why was he trending?
Speaker 3:Because of this video right here, him playing indoor hoops with Mia Khalifa.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, you're kidding me.
Speaker 3:No, no, that was trending this week. He was actually playing indoor basketball, you know, like one of those Nerf basketball things you put on the back of your bathroom door. Yeah, he and Mia Khalifa were playing together. I don't, ever, ever. He was trying to get her to dunk on him. She's five foot three, he's six foot four and there's no way she's gonna dunk. It was just for him to get her chest pressed up against him. Look at the video. It's right here. She's a porn star, by the way.
Speaker 2:Former porn star oh I yeah, thanks for explaining that count, because I had no idea who she was whatsoever. Never seen her before. Very lovely last, probably a nice conversation.
Speaker 3:You know, she never made money on that.
Speaker 2:She never made money on her porn.
Speaker 3:She did not why she has her own podcast now. She talks freely about it.
Speaker 2:Kevin Kline, speaking of which, since you brought us here, I have to say this there is one thing that upsets me about not being on Instagram anymore. What is that? Right before the tech Nazi fascists who want to tell you what you can say and what you can't say on their precious little mediums, I was having a back and forth messaging, direct messaging, with I don't know if you remember her or not To me, the most beautiful adult film star in history, a Bella Anderson.
Speaker 3:I do not remember her.
Speaker 2:Oh, just absolutely. And, kev, she's got that. She had a little overbite, oh you've been.
Speaker 3:you've been a sucker for the overbite, Beverly D'Angelo.
Speaker 2:You've been. Yeah, bella Anderson. Here's a picture of her. Right here I was. I was DMing back and forth with her.
Speaker 3:No kidding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you know I, you know I commented on her story. Hey, you know, as a matter of fact, here it is right, here Me, I commented on her story. You got a million dollar smile and she goes. Actually it only cost me $7,000. And you know, we had a little back and forth, awesome. And then the next day I was flushed, oh really. So I heard she's, you know she is married or whatever, but I never saw him on her social media okay well so, but I have no way of connecting with her because I don't exist according to Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3:You fucking fascist sack of shit you do have a way of connecting with her. How's that? I'm still on Instagram. What do you want me to say? I'll be your Cyrano. Cyrano Demersion. I got the nose.
Speaker 2:You would only blow the deal.
Speaker 3:Dude, I would have loved to have been with you this morning, or you'd be with me this morning, because I went and got a coffee, okay, and I was in line, couldn't make up my mind. So this lady comes in behind me. I didn't know it was a lady at first, okay, I just saw somebody come in behind me and I'm like, oh my gosh, you know, maybe this person's going to, because it was 8 in the morning, maybe somebody that was late for school, maybe they're going to work. So I turn around and I say you know, I'm sure you're in a hurry, I'm not. Would you? You're in a hurry? I'm not. Would you like to go in front of me, tim, one of the most stunning women I've ever seen in my life, just absolutely beautiful and right. Yeah, you would have turned around and said, oh hey, I'm tim at you know, and, and it would have been on right I would not.
Speaker 2:That's not what I do, cav. I don't turn around or I don't talk to be like hey, hey, I'm Tim AT, like some kind of fucking Andrew Dice Clay Bobarino throwback character. You know, joey, from Friends how you doing that's not me.
Speaker 3:It had been for the longest time. I mean, that was the character that we created for you, okay, anyway, you would have played your game. Okay, you would have said something. I would have loved to have said something with absolutely zero intent, but I just said you sure you don't want to go ahead of me.
Speaker 2:Smooth smoothie.
Speaker 3:She's like you're very kind, but no, I don't need to, I'm meeting somebody here.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Like you can't even be nice to somebody right now without them thinking you have an agenda and I would not have had an agenda okay, you know, yeah, but again, and this is not your fault, it's a genetic thing uh, you are the poster child.
Speaker 2:Little mock-up picture of a fucking serial killer. Seriously, I wonder, if you gave me, you know, a witness description drawing of every serial killer you know that was given by the one that got away, you know, I would say at least 70% of them would have some resemblance to you.
Speaker 3:Okay, but this and we're getting off on a big tangent here Would you think that somebody who orders a large light ice honey, lavender, lavender latte with oat milk and a pumpkin cream cheese muffin, would you call that person a serial killer based on what they ordered?
Speaker 2:No, okay, all right. So it had nothing to do with you looking like a serial killer. She just thought you were a little foo-foo goofball.
Speaker 3:Probably so.
Speaker 2:She's like who's this soy boy beta male?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm walking out with my hands full of muffins and lattes, and tim would have been walking out with a date.
Speaker 2:Yeah she's like. Her list is like I need the uh, the five c's, I need cash credit comedy, somebody that can make me laugh. I need cunnilingus he's got to be able to eat it and I have to have cock. And this guy, he may have a little cash because that's a nice corvette out there, but that's it.
Speaker 3:He's missing the other four yeah, this guy's aaron judge in the playoffs. Oh, hey ho, all right now, stop you, because you gotta stop right there, man, uh huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this guy's Aaron Judge in the playoffs Ooh, oh, hey, ho, wow, all right, now stop, because you've got to stop right there, man.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:This is where Kevin kind of brings me up to speed, sets up completely off the grill. Now Klein tells me things that have happened in the world over the past week that I may need or want to know. Aaron Judge dry spell World Series.
Speaker 3:Yeah Well, it happens almost every year in the playoffs with him and I nobody can understand it. So he's going to be the hands-on net AL MVP, probably unanimous. I mean, he had that kind of a year. He has now 38 outs in the playoffs and I want to say 22 of them are strikeouts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know he started over uh, um for the for a while. I mean, he did not get his first hit until he's like 26 or 27th at bat or something like that. Yeah, um, I didn't know that that had continued. That's, that's. That's gotta be frustrating as hell for him him.
Speaker 3:This is one of the premier hitters in all of Major League Baseball and he's doing things that are easy to point out and he can't fix it.
Speaker 2:That's I mean you just I mean all it is is it'll. It'll come back to him and I hope it's not, you know April of next year, but it'll come back to him and he'll have like five games, seven home runs yeah, yeah you know he's, he's that type of a guy.
Speaker 2:That's that. And kev, I can't. I can't poo-poo him, as you know. You know I I was a uh, a regarded athlete. I I did well, but I was not clutch guy. Okay, again in basketball three and a half quarters, I look like fucking jordan. The last three minutes of the game, I look like john conkac oh wow, it was the same thing in baseball.
Speaker 2:After little league, now little league, it didn't matter you fucking. You throw that ball up there. I'm hitting it out of the fucking ballpark. Yeah, you know you cannot hit my fastball. I'm going for a perfect game today, but after 12 years old you know. Hey, it's two outs, I got two on. I just need the guy on second to score. We tied the game. I couldn't do it, were you clutch playing baseball.
Speaker 3:I was. One of the best experiences that I ever had playing baseball was I was a senior in high school and we were playing against a team called University City. They were in our district and you only play seven innings per game. It's top of the seventh inning and we're down by two and I come up with two on. I'm the go-ahead run run and we're facing Robert Person, who, robert Person, went on to play for the Philadelphia Phillies, had a really good career. Uh, at the time he was throwing 91 and I took him deep and we ended up winning the game by one.
Speaker 2:Nice yeah did you get laid that night?
Speaker 3:uh, no, I did not have a girlfriend then. Remember that we were in high school. I didn't have my first girlfriend until I was 22.
Speaker 2:Game-winning home run and you can't parlay that into a little no, no, then your skill was worthless, right? Yeah, I just Myself, myself, I mean, I, I don't, but I remember the coaches too would always just be like timmy, just just connect, just put a nice swing. Of course that goes in one ear and out the other. I gotta, I gotta, put it out of the ballpark, I gotta crush it, I. That's why I, that's why I came here. I came here to hit the ball very hard, so I didn't know how to just connect. That was my thing, you know. Just a smooth swing through or whatever. You know, just make a nice connection, see a pitch, you like, and make a nice connection with it. I didn't know how to do that. It was not a gear that I had, right, because I always felt like if I tried to do that, I would just I was going so slow that I'm just gonna pop it up or something uh-huh, and normally is what happens when you have to alter your swing.
Speaker 2:That it's unnatural and you do end up doing something that's not normal again, my, my, my game plan was I'm going deep or I'll probably strike out yeah, well, that's the way it was for air judge.
Speaker 3:Once every four at bats he strikesbats he strikes out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he strikes out a lot. A lot of the great home run hitters, same thing, uh-huh. And I probably should have been more selective. I probably should have been more like some of the guys who can watch the balls and strikes better. Yeah, alvarez is good at that. Yeah, otani, you got to throw him strikes that. Yeah, otani, you gotta. You gotta throw him strikes. You know guys like that who were more selective and gotta give bonds credit, even though he's all juiced up in his head, his eight sizes too big. I mean, he, he waited, you know, he waited for you to throw him a juicy one yeah, no.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean most of your contact hitters tony gwinn, don battinglytingly, wade Boggs, rod Carew, ichiro Suzuki. They were hard outs because they were never going to strike out.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, and they were a pain in the ass because they would put the pitchers through the fucking machine. Man. I mean, you know pitcher would have to have. That was 17 pitches later. Suzuki finally reaches first base on a little dribbler down the third baseline.
Speaker 3:So true, so true, so true. Those guys, oh, I hated those guys, yep, foul it off, foul it off.
Speaker 2:Foul it off. Foul it off. You know the guys who are so good they could foul it off, just waiting for their juicy one, Uh-huh Like I know this is probably a strike, but it's not my strike, so I'm just going to make you work harder. That it's not my strike, so I'm just gonna make you work harder, that's right that's where I would sometimes just start throwing at heads.
Speaker 3:I was gonna say when did you start plunking people?
Speaker 2:after, after about eight or nine pitches, I'm just gonna like you're gonna obviously make it the first base. You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna feel the stink. Yeah right, that was my policy. All right, kev, what else do need to know? What's going on in the world? The past week.
Speaker 3:Well, let's see. The Cowboys lost again last night.
Speaker 2:They're terrible.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, they're horrible.
Speaker 2:They're terrible, man Boy. What a mistake. See what happens. We've talked about this before and we're not going to get too much into it. But you give them the bag, they just don't give a shit.
Speaker 3:Did you see what Jerry Jones did two weeks ago? It was after they lost their home game. Who did they play in their last home game that they should have won, but they lost. Anyway, the two sports announcers had Jerry Jones on and they are the flagship station for the Dallas Cowboys. They asked him a question in the off season, when you didn't make any moves except for signing CD lamb to an extension contract and giving the bag to Dak Prescott, not making any other acquisitions. Do you regret that now? Do you hear what he said? Yeah, he got pissed off. Didn't he threaten to fire him?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he can't fire them though. I mean, he's their flagship and he could be, he could be a dick about you know, re-signing, but he, he doesn't have the power to fire them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, can you believe that though?
Speaker 2:What was the reaction to that? I didn't hear what the react. I just heard about him doing that. What was the reaction to it?
Speaker 3:the two hosts by Dallas Cowboy fans. Oh, I don't know. I don't know what the reaction was about from them. I can't imagine that they would be siding with Jerry Jones on that, because he ultimately didn't make any decisions to better the team except for paying people they already had.
Speaker 2:I heard that former Dallas Cowboys players have come out and said you know, jerry Jones, allowing the public to come watch them work out? And just you know, jerry Jones, allowing the public to come watch them work out, and just you know it makes them uncomfortable, feel like they're zoo creatures.
Speaker 3:Oh, Des Bryant is very vocal about that kind of stuff. Oh yeah, oh, Des Bryant's very vocal.
Speaker 2:Yes, I guess the Cowboys are the only NFL team that you know. They actually have tours Like fans can just come in and they walk in the weight room or they walk into the practice on the field, while you know Jerry likes to give them that access and the players are like, hey, man, lifting and practice is sacred, yeah, yeah, which I agree with.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean you're out of the microscope enough. You know you need a little bit of a way time. Yeah, you know, if you a little bit of away time, yeah. You know if you're constantly having to look over your shoulder about that kind of stuff. What are you really concentrating on?
Speaker 2:Well, exactly, exactly, you know you got to. Obviously your Dallas Cowboys need to fucking focus right now, and they don't need any distractions whatsoever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, they've got plenty of distractions. Three and four, let's see. Fernando Valenzuela died right before the start of the World Series.
Speaker 2:That's why you're seeing all the 34s on the Los Angeles Dodgers uniform. What?
Speaker 3:happened to Fernando. He had been sick for a while. Yeah, 63 years old, he's 63.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I mean, it was 1980. He won the Cy Young Award. I'll never forget it. I mean, you know, I was 11 years old watching him play and he was a rookie, 20 year old, rookie for the Dodgers, and you know I, whatever it is this first six, seven, eight games undefeated. Just eight. No, it was an eight.
Speaker 3:No, it was eight, no yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it just, and it was just amazing, nobody could touch him, you know, and uh, he just lit the entire league on fire. Obviously, the mexican-american community had their hero and that was a big deal. That's why you find a lot of uh mexican-american, uh americans from all over, uh, the country are dodgers, fans, the doyers because of fernando valuela.
Speaker 3:One of the highlights of my youth was going and watching him pitch against the Cardinals.
Speaker 2:Couldn't believe it, did you really?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That year, when you were a kid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that year.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, what was that like? Because by that time the show was, the circus was on the road, wasn't it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was unbelievable, tim. I couldn't believe we got tickets. I was surprised by it. My friend Steve Faust and his dad, larry, showed up at my door and they said are you ready to go? And I'm like, go where? And then my mom and dad came out and they said you're going to the Cardinal game. You're going to go see Fernando pitch with the Faust today.
Speaker 2:And I'm like you've look that up, baseball reference and Kevin will do that because he loves this kind of stuff. Here's what happened in the game and here's how Fernando did in that game. Baseball reference Kev, I got it, I yeah. So I love that you could just look. You could just look up exactly what happened when you're at the game. I've done that several times with the Brewers games that I was at in the early 80s and late 70s.
Speaker 3:And it almost puts you right back there.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, because I can remember those specific plays. Oh yeah, I remember when Gorman Thomas busted one right there, uh-huh, you know.
Speaker 3:I was talking to a guy this weekend because I was trying some of his tequila. And I was trying some of his tequila and, uh, I was like you know, this reminds me of a birthday cake that I had once and he's like isn't that the great thing about spirits?
Speaker 2:you can just have a memory come up from a smell or a taste. Really, yeah, I've never. The only one that I've had in terms of, uh, alcohol is I drank an entire. When I was a freshman in at Ball State, I drank an entire bottle of Southern Com comfort and now and I threw up so bad, oh my god, how did you do that? And I, because it's it was like candy man oh okay, southern comfort had.
Speaker 2:It was like candy to me and and kev. Even to this day I cannot, I cannot, seriously, I can't even smell southern comfort I can't.
Speaker 3:It's just that, though, right it'll make me that's it yeah that's it.
Speaker 2:I can't even smell southern comfort because it got me so sick. I mean, I remember my roommate was like, because it was only like like three or four months into this school year I just turned 18. Uh-huh, and here I am struggling to stay alive and my roommate is probably just like, really this guy again.
Speaker 3:We're never taking him out again. He's killing us.
Speaker 2:He's killing us. First I have to pretend I'm not hearing him fucking his girlfriend, and when she's not there I have to pretend I'm not hearing him jerk off. And now he's doing the Technicolor yawn into the trash can at four in the morning and it's a straight spray oh yeah, it's a wonder you kept the same, uh kept the same roommates no, he, he left the restaurant.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he took off because he was actually there for an education. Oh yeah, so him and I didn't jive, not at all. So he went to the authorities and said I got to get out of here. And then I got an offensive tackle from ball state moved in.
Speaker 3:Okay. Who probably wasn't there for an education either.
Speaker 2:No, we got along really well. Yeah, it was great. All right, kev. What else do I need to know? Anything else happen in the world?
Speaker 3:Well, you know we are one week away from the election under a week now when this comes out. And you know, president, the election under a week now when this comes out. And President Trump had his final what they call rally at Madison Square Garden. That was over the weekend, and then Kamala Harris had hers in Houston over the weekend.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 3:Did you go?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. I don't attend political events. I don't want to get shot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, isn't that true, isn't that true?
Speaker 2:I listened to Rogan's episode with Donald Trump, though.
Speaker 3:Three-hour conversation. How was it?
Speaker 2:It was great man.
Speaker 3:Was it.
Speaker 2:It's so refreshing that there's somebody there that, first off, doesn't read from a teleprompter, second off, can put together a complete sentence, and third, it seems like a real person, so I liked it.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed it. Okay, how did Trump do? He's great.
Speaker 2:That's funny. That's funny. Thank you. Good one, kev. That reminds me you had a line. I feel so awful for it. What From the last episode, it was featured in one of the clips. You should definitely follow Tuttle and Kline T-U-T-T-L-E the sign, and and then Kline K-L-I-N-E on Instagram and Facebook On a daily basis there'll be a story clip of something from the show that happened, and Kevin had a great, great line that I did not give him enough appreciation for when we were talking about how my kids would sometimes walk in on my wife and I when we were having sex and the kids would be hey, how come you're always winning dad?
Speaker 3:Cause you called her wrestling. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I said you know. I said, well, you're mom, we're just wrestling, we're goofing around and I, I said you know mom. The reason it looks like I'm always winning is because mom's you know upright game. Her strike game is really good, but once dad gets it on the ground and wrestling, it's all over. That's where daddy and Klein had to line up.
Speaker 3:Your line was the ground and pound yeah, Timmy invented the ground and pound.
Speaker 2:Oh, I feel awful that I did not give you the appreciation for how funny that line was when it happened, cause that is a brilliant fucking line, man.
Speaker 3:You're not familiar with MMA. When they go to the ground and they start wrestling and throwing elbows, that called ground and pound. Well, I used it in a different sense with Timmy talking about uh it was brilliant and I feel I feel awful about it.
Speaker 2:I feel so awful about it that Kevin Klein right now he's going to insert that right here so you can enjoy his line. But once things get on the ground, you know it's dad time. Wrestling is my thing. Yeah, I got superior wrestling skills, so you know I would let them know that.
Speaker 3:Yes, kids, daddy invented the ground and pound.
Speaker 2:He's so funny.
Speaker 3:We used to do that all the time. That was so hilarious. Poppy, what did you think of that? Ah, good, good, good, good, good good. Do you remember when we would do that? When we would, you know, we would make make fun of somebody having a line, you know?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh God, I loved when we did that.
Speaker 2:We were such dicks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it was fun being dicks.
Speaker 2:It was fun being dicks, Because we did it to ourselves too, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, you know, there were times where, you know, either Kevin and I were like I don't think you appreciated what just happened here. Oh, give me the instant replay. Oh, that was a funny. That's the funniest shit ever. Um, okay, yeah. Yeah, we were talking about baseball earlier and even little league earlier. Did you see this right here, this little blurb? Uh, some states are considering little league coaches allowing a kid to throw more than 85 pitches in a game as a violation of child labor laws I did not see that.
Speaker 3:Did you see that? How can it be child labor? You're not paying the kid. Well, here.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing, calf. First off, I would love to have had a pitch count when we played little league kev. I played in two different leagues. I played in my, my catholic school team, the padres uh-huh, we were the padres and then I played on the brewers. You know my regular little league team, right, and I pitched sometimes three times a week and they were pitched out and they were full games, man, yeah, yeah, and so I would love to have had that.
Speaker 2:but you know it's good that they have a pitch count. That's something that is necessary. I don't know if you should call it a violation of child labor laws, for A the reason Kevin had right there there's no, paying him yeah. Second off and, more importantly, kev. I'm sure there are a lot of kids overseas that are stuck making iPhones and they're stuck making Nikes. That'd be like I would love to throw 86 pitches.
Speaker 3:So true, Give me the rock man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I don't have to jump down into the suicide net.
Speaker 3:Wow, yeah, they would, uh, they would jump at that chance absolutely yeah, yeah, child labor what? About us man, I would love to be outdoors.
Speaker 2:I've been chained to the sewing machine for 14 hours straight. I could see my shit right on the floor there.
Speaker 3:Oh God, but yes, yes, that's exactly what would happen.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, Kev.
Speaker 3:No, no, it's okay.
Speaker 2:Let's get a little bit positive right here. Let's talk about each other's rabbit holes.
Speaker 1:Rabbit hole of the week all right, kev.
Speaker 2:Where did you find yourself caught in that you just couldn't get out of last week?
Speaker 3:you know, I am so ashamed to admit it because I like to think that I'm smarter than this. I don't know. I got sucked into the game one of the World Series. The next day they had a picture of the lady behind home plate who was wearing a MAGA hat. You know, oh boy, and for some dumbass reason I started reading the comments. Never do that. What the hell am I thinking?
Speaker 2:Most of that is robots or their bots.
Speaker 3:Oh, All right.
Speaker 2:And then the rest. The rest of them are just sheep who doesn't, don't understand that they're siding with a, you know, with a, an ideology that wants them dead or to be slaves.
Speaker 3:Well, here's the thing. Okay, and, and, and this was this is what struck me about it. Okay, make America great again. If you're an American and you don't like that phrase.
Speaker 2:Kevin, the bots, the people who program the bots or the sheep that actually believe that they hate America? They hate America, oh okay.
Speaker 2:Kevin, and I will say this 100% if you are spending so much money that it is impossible to pay it off our deficit, if you are leaving the borders open and allowing other countries to empty their prisons into our country and allow known terrorists to just walk in, you hate our country, period. You hate America, okay. So the idea of making America great again is they don't want America great. They want America to be a third world shithole so that they can, uh, uh, take advantage of the chaos to give themselves more power and more control and put us more into a martial law grid, slave like thing.
Speaker 3:Here's how the rabbit hole uh, it becomes another rabbit hole. Though In nowhere did that hat have any mention of Donald Trump. It said make America great again, all right.
Speaker 3:That is synonymous now with Donald Trump. So it got me wondering what other phrases are synonymous with people, because that that that phrase should be wonderful to all Americans. Man, I want to make our country great again, regardless of who said it, because you don't know who said it, according to the hat. You don't know. You know what I'm saying, so, like, I'm the greatest. Who's that? Muhammad Ali, right, ali, yeah, just do it. Who's that? It's Nike. It's Bill Knight, yeah, who? What other people are synonymous with their own phrases? You know that was another rabbit hole I went down. So you see, that's how this happens.
Speaker 2:That's so funny. Yeah, throw some more at me. I want to see if I can guess them.
Speaker 3:You know, obviously read my lips no new taxes. Whenever that came from, ich bin ein Berliner. That was. That was a phrase that John F Kennedy Jr or John F Kennedy said JFK. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yep, now JFK Jr, his phrase was oh shit, yes, it was. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry that family has suffered enough. Wow, anyway, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3:Oh, and just another thing. I know that this is kind of an aside. Did you see the big rumor that was started over the weekend? Because Jamie Foxx recorded a new Netflix comedy over the weekend and it should be coming out later on this year, but in it people that were in the audience say that he was poisoned. He claims in the special that he was poisoned by P Diddy and that's what caused his health thing, because apparently this is all what people in the audience said occurred during the set.
Speaker 2:Was he joking, though it was a joke?
Speaker 3:There are some comedians that were in the set who said I know the difference between a joke and a story.
Speaker 2:And he apparently in the special says that he was in the hospital.
Speaker 3:Because, because, P Diddy poisoned him because he was the one that called the FBI no shit.
Speaker 2:Don't know if it's true or not, but that's what's being reported. Wow Okay, Crazy man. Yeah Okay. Well, my rabbit holes are not as fun as yours.
Speaker 3:Oh, I bet that. I bet they're even more fun because mine are infuriating.
Speaker 2:I got really, really caught up in some old school movies that I haven't watched in 25, 30, 35 years.
Speaker 3:What were?
Speaker 2:they Sometimes even more Spaceballs.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that's a great one.
Speaker 2:Kevin. It's a great movie. I enjoyed it. It's it's. You know. The funny thing is, years will change your viewpoint on things. It changes your perspective and everything like that, and it's funny. I had some great laughing moments, but it's much more cheeseball than I remember it being okay and it was much better when I was high. Yeah, because I remember watching it when it came out and I'm just like bro, this is the greatest movie in history, man yeah, you know, uh, I know yeah um, I watched days of thunder, okay, and I just thought to myself racing is just so ridiculous and such a waste.
Speaker 2:And kevin and I have gotten into racing and we're into nascar and the 8500. And you just look at it, these guys are wasting untold gallons of petrol, fuel driving in a circle. You know what a fucking waste it is, and I'm sure that 25 year old me is going dude, lighten up, man, yeah yeah, what the heck I mean nicole nick kidman looks hot in this movie. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3:and robert duvall is awesome yeah, duvall's never done a bad movie no, he's, he's good.
Speaker 2:And Nightmare on Elm Street Okay, that is absolute. That scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, and so did Texas Chainsaw, massacre and Kev they are comedies. I watch them now and it's comedy.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Freddy is definitely comedic value.
Speaker 2:Oh, and Chainsaw Massacre is just so ridiculous, that's a comedy. Oh yeah, freddy is definitely comedic value. Oh, and Chainsaw Massacre is just so ridiculous, that's a comedy.
Speaker 3:But you know that's actually based on a true story.
Speaker 2:No, it's not really. It's not. By them making that representation in the graphics at the start of the movie, they probably quadrupled their sales.
Speaker 3:Oh for sure, I always thought it was based on a true story. Oh for sure, I always thought it was based on a true story.
Speaker 2:That's oh wow, Because I also, as part of my rabbit hole, you know, I like to go into the making of. I was watching the documentary, the making, the shocking truth or whatever about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and how, when they made it, and that was completely false.
Speaker 3:See, that's what the Coen brothers did with Fargo too. That was completely false.
Speaker 2:See, that's what the Coen brothers did with Fargo too, at the very beginning.
Speaker 3:That's not based on a true story. I knew that one.
Speaker 2:No, no, none of those. I mean even the TV series. When they start a new season based on true events, we're going to give you different names to protect the innocent. And you know, blah, blah, blah, it's all bullshit.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the movie Cocaine Bear?
Speaker 2:I have not Tell me about Cocaine Bear.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's great it actually is based on an actual event. Okay, now here's the actual event. There was a plane full of cocaine that flew over this Georgia forest and dropped the stuff. Okay, that's the event. Now the rest of it is Elizabeth Banks and her creativity. What if a bear got a hold of that cocaine?
Speaker 3:Elizabeth Banks and her, her creativity. What if a bear got ahold of that cocaine? Oh, that's funny and that's where the whole movie is. So, yeah, it's a. It's actually a really cool movie, is it really? Yeah, it's got some funny parts to it. It's got some gory parts to it.
Speaker 2:What happened with the cocaine bear?
Speaker 3:I got addicted to cocaine. Got addicted to cocaine, became a killer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, had a whole baby full of cocaine bears was it like at, you know, towards the end, just you know, approaching people on the street. I'll suck your dick for a snort basically, basically, yeah you know I'd go for that, but I'm I'm a little worried about the teeth. I just know you're going to bite it.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, it's looking anywhere for its fix. Really, yeah, you should see it. It's a really funny movie.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, I like it. All right, good stuff.
Speaker 3:What other movies were rabbit holing?
Speaker 2:I watched Clerks. Okay, uh, I, I, I read, I watched um, um uh, clerks okay, was that kevin smith's first movie, his first movie, kev.
Speaker 2:Fucking brilliant and watching it, you know I, I again. That's another one. When it came out I was high and I watched it. I had not watched it since, nor any of the uh sequels. And it is it. I had not watched it since, nor any of the sequels. And it is such a brilliant movie and just thinking about it that he wrote that when he was like 20 years old, and just the dialogue is just absolutely Kevin Smith genius.
Speaker 3:He's a great dialogue writer, just like Tarantino's a great dialogue writer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's a great dialogue writer, just like tarantino's, a great dialogue writer. Yeah, yeah, where you know, as tarantino he had, he adds the gun yes, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, kevin smith adds the blunt yeah, he adds the blunt.
Speaker 2:Yeah one, yeah, exactly one adds the blunt, one adds the gun. But yeah, I was just like, I was just like I'm, I was flipping through and I'm like I'm just gonna watch all the stuff that I have not seen in at least 25 years and I'm still gonna do that. I'll. I'll you know, it's fascinating how your perspective shifts based on your age well, when you watch galaxy quest, give me your uh, give me your.
Speaker 3:Now your new assessment.
Speaker 2:That is on the list, Kev.
Speaker 3:I figured it was because we love that movie.
Speaker 2:That movie is hilarious, man. Yeah, that is just another one that I will probably appreciate because it's just so fucking brilliant. Man, uh-huh, All right, I'm just going to give you what's his name. What was the bad guy's name? Sirius, sirius, yeah, all right, give him both barrels. Let's get the fuck out of here. Sir, this is you know. That was a great movie.
Speaker 3:Tim Allen.
Speaker 2:I don't want to give away too much. Tim Allen, Enrico Colantoni.
Speaker 3:Yep, yep. Alan Rickman, the late Alan Rickman.
Speaker 2:Oh, Alan Rickman was awesome in that Sigourney Weaver.
Speaker 3:That's right, she was in it too. Yeah, yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 2:And a bunch of others. Sam, what's his name?
Speaker 3:Sam Rockwell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was in it like one of his early roles. Very early, justin Long was in it. He was one of the geeky nerds, that's right, he was in it. I'm trying to remember who else. I mean it's a great lineup. Oh, who's the dude that played Monk? Also Wing Tony Shalhoub.
Speaker 3:He was awesome in that he was.
Speaker 2:He was awesome in that, tony Shalhoub, okay. Yeah, I'm going to have to revisit that one, Kevin. I like that. There you go.
Speaker 1:All right, Kevin Klein, let's do a top three Just when you thought they couldn't count any higher.
Speaker 2:It's Tuttle Klein's top three Top three desserts that you absolutely cannot say no to. You know that you probably shouldn't you try to watch what you eat a little bit. You know that you probably shouldn't you try to watch what you eat a little bit. But if it's like presented to you on a plate after your meal, you're like I got, I have to, I have to eat this.
Speaker 3:Well, I have never turned down a dessert. Trish will tell you that any dessert at all any dessert at all. But if I, if I have to name three, that I would know cheesecake, oh, cheesecake at all. But if I, if I have to, name three that I would know. Cheesecake, oh, cheesecake good, yeah, uh, wedding slash birthday cake. White white cake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, vanilla cake, yeah, white cake yep, like the almond, like the almond bingo right there, my brother right there really good. Yeah, cav, that's really good I wish I would have had that one. Well, you did. What's that?
Speaker 3:On the battle plan. You had some listed out.
Speaker 2:Oh, I did Okay. Yeah, I didn't know, I gave you mine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you had a pecan pie on there. You had a key lime pie, you had the white cake you had. What else did you have? Lemon ice pie, lemon ice pie yeah, you had that.
Speaker 2:Lemon ice box pie.
Speaker 3:I've never had that. Is that really good what?
Speaker 2:Okay, oh yeah, I discovered this before. It was like a couple of years when I lived in Nashville before you came along. That's where I discovered it. Lemon ice box pie was a big thing there. I will have to try it, you know, know that's where I discovered grits when I moved to nashville. Yeah, I discovered grits and lemon, icebox pie and meat and three. Yeah, remember that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, we got the meat and three. You choose your meat and then your three sides, uh-huh yeah. And then I don't know. This is an everyday food for me, and all day, all day, donuts. I will not pass up a donut.
Speaker 2:Kev. I cannot either. Yeah, it's dumb, I struggle completely with it. I do. Yeah, Okay, so you saw mine already and I figured out I can't Ice cream Kev. I cannot, I don't care what kind it is.
Speaker 3:Oh really. But you do have a particular favorite, don't you?
Speaker 2:Well, mint chocolate chip ice cream is my favorite. Ah, tough, but there's nothing wrong with cookie dough, and butter pecan has its place. That was my dad's favorite butter pecan, hey Pop. Every time I have butter pecan I think of you. There you go. Yeah, you know Dad, butter pecan, ice cream, butter, rum, life, baby, that that guy.
Speaker 3:he loved the butter yeah, he did which may be one of the reasons you got dropped when you were 69 big boy well, I will uh think of fred fondly today when I'm putting my brown butter cookie dough creamer in my coffee is that what you have? Yeah, brown butter cookie dough, that's the flavoring I chose this month.
Speaker 2:So you like have a monthly flavor for the cream that you put in your coffee.
Speaker 3:Well, if it's a seasonal, if it's, you know, if it's a seasonal thing, yeah, like this one was new, like I want to say I found it two months ago, so I had it for a week and then I'm like, oh, that's going to be my month for October.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for a week, and then I'm like, oh, that's going to be my month for. For october, yeah, I may start. You know I I drink rocket fuel. You know that. I know you do straight espresso in quantity. But I, I, I, I may want to like flavor it up a little bit. I may. Sometimes I'll do that. I'll go through like a a month or two period of time where I'm just, hey, I want to flavor up my coffee yeah, I might have to.
Speaker 3:is two tablespoons in that's a lot, but I'm using 20 ounces.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got you Okay 20 ounce glass. He's got one of those big gulps that you can dock the boat in. That's right. It's got its own undertow. Cha-cha. We're doing Dennis Miller Black and White. That that was incredible. One of the best comedy uh specials in history absolutely and I will say this kev, I turned on joe dirt too the other day, uh-huh, yeah, and, and I could not, why did you so bad?
Speaker 2:oh yeah, it's not nearly as good as the original I mean dennis miller with his little thing in the beginning, that was okay. The Mark McGrath thing, the Sugar Ray guy, he fucked that up. He was terrible. Why him? Why did he get the? He basically got the Robbie role. He basically got the Kid Rock antagonist role. And I'm like why the guy, the lead singer of Sugar Ray, one of the most annoying fucking people ever, is ruining this movie?
Speaker 3:But I think what you see is that it was all of Spade's friends that got those roles.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, is Mark McGrath one of his friends?
Speaker 3:I believe at the time he probably was.
Speaker 2:After the movie, though probably not, not anymore. Fuck my movie up, dude. Hey, now you suck. That's so fucking funny. Okay, Kev, let's do a be honest.
Speaker 1:Be honest, be honest.
Speaker 2:Kev. Be honest, when you see a sign telling you not to do something, are you tempted to do it anyway?
Speaker 3:no no, I mean, you know me, I, I live to, uh, you know, comply, comply, uh, no, I, I. I question why can't we do it?
Speaker 2:but I'm never compelled to try and do it I just I, I, and I'll tell you for first off, you know, like speed limits, road signs, stuff like that. I mean I, I struggle, and and you know the flashing ones that keep track of your miles per hour.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, those. As soon as I see one of those, I stomp on the accelerator. I'm just like I'm going to break the record. I don't know who, over the last you know 24, 48 hours, had the highest score on this. But I'm going to beat it right now. I mean, that's just how I'm wired, but I noticed it and the reason that I put it down for this is, you know, on a daily basis, six days a week, every day, except sunday because they're closed, I just walk 100 yards to the apartment complex clubhouse and, um, I get an espresso, a coffee okay um, I?
Speaker 2:I, when they raised my rent, I I told them fine, you can raise my rent, but I'm coming over for a coffee every day to offset the increase.
Speaker 2:And they said no, I said it to myself, I didn't tell them, but I have. I have as soon as the minute I started paying the extra. I've been over there every single day, six days a week, but they have a little sign. You know it's a kitchen-like thing. They have a little sign. Uh, you know it's a kitchen like thing. They have a little sign. Sometimes you know they'll have some kolaches or donuts or you know something laid out and there'll be a sign saying for employees only do not take and I'm just like you know, since I'm over here to offset the price increase Fuck your little sign. Fuck your little sign.
Speaker 3:There you go. I'm taking two kolaches bitch, but I always do. Well, your dad always told you to question authority and that's what you're doing. You're just following dad's rules.
Speaker 2:I'm a victim of my father's teachings. I am Okay. Just remember that. When you hear all this stuff about me being, you know, iconoclastic and you know, fight the power rebel. It's not me. I want to be like Kevin. Life is much easier if you're Kevin. You don't get yourself in trouble, you don't get yourself kicked off of social media, you don't get yourself audited by the IRS. You know, you don't, you don't. You don't have any of those problems. You just fly under the radar and life is really really easy. But no, since my dad taught me to be like. But no, since my dad taught me to be like. Hmm, it does not make sense, if it's a lone gunman, for you to wait for the Cad's three hit teams to fire on him, which is a standard CIA operation. I don't want to be the guy that has to say that shit.
Speaker 3:I don't. His dad taught him that, damn it.
Speaker 2:But I can't stop myself. It just pops in my head and then it comes out, you know.
Speaker 3:I know, I know Victim.
Speaker 2:I don't want to talk about. You know liberal fascists and you know the propaganda and the axes of evil in our government, the billionaires, academia, tech, industry and media. I don't want to be that guy, Kev.
Speaker 3:He doesn't.
Speaker 2:I don't. I want to be like you, but unfortunately I ate the red pill. Damn you, dad. God dang it. Todd didn't get red-pilled, no, no.
Speaker 3:He wanted to become a national hero.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he'd become the go-to guy. I know. I just remember that day and I'll never forget, when I was 17 years old, uh, the uh our grammar class had. We were supposed to do a speech and a paper. I did mine on the kennedy assassination. I just wanted to report, you know the facts, lone gunman, lee harvey oswald, all that shit. But I got caught down a rabbit hole when I was 17 years old and I immediately went to my father and I said this fucking shit does not make sense, dad. This lone gunman stuff, you know he, you know shooting away from him and he, he had some leaves and you know tree branches he was shooting through. It doesn't make sense, dad. And then he's shot and killed by this jack ruby guy who just wanted to make sure jackie kennedy didn't have to come back to dallas and do something, do anything in the court. It doesn't make sense, dad. And my dad saying son, sit down. And there it started.
Speaker 2:And that's when it started yeah and I've been a victim ever since he's been living this hell I don't want to be that guy, but I am. Plus, if you look back, uh, in recent history, the last eight to ten years, the conspiracy theorists, quote unquote, are batting about 825 and your mainstream media is about, you know, 125.
Speaker 3:So fuck you all right, here's my be honest for you I'm so sorry kevin, I thought I didn't run this course. I thought we were.
Speaker 2:You know are you are you sure, are you sure you want this after all, that you want me to actually be honest now.
Speaker 3:I do. Well, you're always honest, but here's my thing, okay, Because we are less than a week away from the election. Do you use celebrity endorsements as a contrarian indicator?
Speaker 2:Absolutely, absolutely, kev. I laughed when Taylor Swift said Kamala, because the first thing that hit my head was you are a billionaire, you don't have to worry about inflation. The grocery store is not a shocker to you at all. You don't have to worry about. Hey man, are these migrants who came over the border that have these looks on their faces like they want to kill? Are they emptied from a Venezuelan jail? Because you have armed bodyguards around you, taylor, so you don't have to worry about this shit at all because you live in your celebrity billionaire bubble. Whoever you endorse should be a contrarian indicator to any of the rest of the 375 million people that don't have armed guards and have unlimited bank accounts to absorb the massive price increases due to purposeful spending to destroy the American economy.
Speaker 3:I was thinking back to when, you know, I was first able to vote in presidential elections. There is not a single person, alive or dead, that could sway who I'm going to vote in presidential elections. There is not a single person, alive or dead, that could sway who I'm going to vote for. No, no endorsement whatsoever. None, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I do my research.
Speaker 1:I do my research also, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, and it's not always the same party. I, as a matter of fact, you know, do not think for one second I am a Republican because I'm not. I'm a libertarian. Do not think for one second I am a Republican because I'm not. I'm a libertarian, I'm a constitutionalist. I think there's a lot of Republican scum out there who fake like, hey, the Constitution's great, and then they sell us out when they get into power. Fuck them. So I'm not one of the two party, like sheep, I'm not.
Speaker 3:No, and I've never voted a straight ticket in my life. Never voted a straight ticket.
Speaker 2:I, I'm one of those people. Uh, I go into the uh ballot box knowing I even know all of the resolutions and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, no, I do too.
Speaker 2:All the uh spending. You know shit. I know all of that, yeah, I research all our propositions and amendments.
Speaker 3:I know exactly and I look up on the legal women voters. They break it down into not legally speak they. If you vote yes, this is what you're voting for. If you vote no, this is what you're voting for. The way it's worded, not always sure.
Speaker 2:No, and that's why. That's why you have to do some research, because they are scumbags on how they'll word shit and yeah. So if you're not going into the ballot box educated, you have no business even voting. You just don't If you don't know what. It's the most prized, privileged thing that we have. Unfortunately, in recent elections it's become thwarted because of fraud and obvious bullshit, but it still is something that is sacred.
Speaker 3:Yeah, here's the thing Trish was because early voting is now open, okay, and she's like do we need to early vote so that we beat the line and so that we're not? You know, I'm like I would stand in line for 10 hours on election day If, if I had to, I would stand in line for 10 hours. That would be the most beautiful thing in the world to have to stand in line to vote, you know but even in a presidential election, we will not have 100 voting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kev. Uh. That being said, and that's all well and good, I'm still gonna vote this week to avoid um fun time, kev.
Speaker 2:I gotta get back to the charts okay, yeah, how you doing on those today uh, I'm all down just a little bit, but um I thought that might have been the case, because we did the full on 10 30 and I didn't get a pre uh yeah, I'm just a little bit, I'm down just a little bit, um, so it's not that big of a deal, okay, but uh, yeah, I'm gonna hop on the charts and I'm gonna catch, see if I can catch the uh, a little afternoon wave here, okay get it brother all right, make sure you like, follow, download, subscribe, give us a rating.
Speaker 2:Check out our merchandising again. It's Tuttle and Klein on Instagram. Tuttle and Klein on Facebook. Kev, do you have anything coming up on your other side project, the fuzzy mic, this week?
Speaker 3:I'm still sick, so no.
Speaker 2:I know, oh, no, okay yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I don't got anything, yeah we ain't found shit nice recall space balls later bro that's it for this episode of the Tuttle and Klein show. See you this Wednesday for an all-new episode, and you can get more Klein on his podcast, the fuzzy mic, with new episodes on Tuesday. Stay, fuzzy, friends, and thanks for listening to the Tuttle Cline Show. Yo, all right, take the yo out.
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