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Ep #53: Sound of Silence? No Way! It's The Sound of Timmy T
In a seamless episode that kicks off with a Timmy T Greatest Hits Medley, we discuss cover songs and the ones that we think are the greatest of all time. That opened the door for Timmy T's inimitable vocal stylings. Who needs Simon and Garfunkle, Paul McCartney, Manfred Mann or David Bowie when we have
Plus, in this episode we talk about firing squads and why Kline could never be a part of one.
You'll also hear the term "sphincter control" which is something you likely thought you'd never hear on our show
Tuttle also shares with us how to deal with someone who pulls on a horses tail and we introduce you to the newest member of Kline's family.
It's a not to be missed episode, but then again, aren't they all.
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Speaker 2:And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming, in the words that it was forming. Then the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls in tournament halls, and whispered in the sound of silence.
Speaker 3:So which version do you like better? Do you like the disturbed version or do you like the?
Speaker 2:disturbed is just off the charts, man yeah, dave draymond nails that man draymond is. That is. That is one of the not only greatest covers in history but, uh, just one of the greatest performance and performances in history. I put that right up there Kev with Whitney Houston I Will Always Love you. I put it right up there with that and just any powerful song that can literally bring you to tears.
Speaker 3:It's interesting that you open with that and we're talking about covers, because I just read a news article this morning what is the most covered song of all time? Because I just read a news article this morning.
Speaker 2:What is the most covered song of all time? Oh, that's funny, you know, and we should just do this too, by the way. What is it? What is the most covered? Let it be. Though I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Timothee, timothee, timothee. I played that all the time with my ex in there, and I would sing Timothee. As a matter of fact, cap any song that I could come up that ends with the. You know where the line ends with the E sound. Yeah, I would work in Timothee, and she just got annoyed as fuck.
Speaker 3:Well, it's unique, I like it. He's Timmy T. Yeah, he's got a might.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but any song I would just sing along and I would add the Timmy T at the end. She would just be like we're no longer together.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's totally acceptable. Yeah, I think. If I remember correctly, three of the top five are Beatles songs. Six of the top 10 are Beatles songs.
Speaker 2:Okay, let, let, let's, uh, let's get into this. Well, do you remember off the top of your head? Well, hold on, let's, let's do this. I'm going to, I'm going to call an audible at the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 1:Oh, uh, let's do a top three just when you thought they couldn't count any higher.
Speaker 2:It's Tuttle and Klein's top three top three greatest covers in history Kevin Klein uh.
Speaker 3:Well, I will say a sound of silence by uh, by disturbed. That is a phenomenal one. I'm gonna go with uh, uh uh, guns N' Roses knocking on heaven's door.
Speaker 2:Yeah, even Bob Dylan, after he heard that, was just like are you fucking kidding me? Uh-huh, yeah, are you fucking? I'm just going to go over here now. I'm just going to go in the corner and weep at what you did to my song. It was so amazing.
Speaker 3:And you know, I don't know if it's maybe just because we're on the Dylan tip, but Jimi Hendrix, all along the watchtower, great.
Speaker 2:A lot of people don't know. They think that's a Hendrix original.
Speaker 3:No, no, that's a Dylan.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's, and you know what?
Speaker 3:Maybe it's because Complete Unknown came out and it was in the oscar thing, uh. But um, you have said this a long, long time ago that taylor swift, as a lyricist, is right up there with bob dylan. I've started paying more attention to bob dylan.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that fucker could write man oh, I kev, and he's even said it too. He'll look, you know, years, decades past, and he looked at his words and he's like I can't even believe these came out of me. You know, it's just amazing stuff. So I love how you're on the Dylan tip. That's good stuff. You got anything else?
Speaker 3:Yeah, the other one that I would go with. You'll appreciate this because it's a Zeppelin song, no Quarter. The way that Crowbar does it is really, and I played it for you. Uh, back at 93q studios and you said you know, as covers go, that's a really good one. Yeah, really good one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so those would be my four. Uh, kev I, I I'm gonna have trouble holding it down to four. I agree with you on the disturbed and the uh and the guns and roses knocking on heaven's door. Um, I have to tell you that, uh, manford, man's blinded by the light shit, I forgot about that that. Kevin bruce springsteen, he wrote it. Yeah, he wrote it and he is. He was the same way.
Speaker 2:He was like wow, that's, that's, that's a nice arrangement can you give us a little bit of that, because I know your favorite part of it and go-kart mozart was checking out the weather, trying to see if it was safe outside, and little early pearly gave my anus curly whirly and asked me if I needed a ride. I don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds really cool I was gonna ask you what the hell does that mean?
Speaker 2:don't know. I I tried to examine it, can't? You know? Back in the my party days in college, uh-huh, when I was doing drugs and shit, I tried to examine that song from every angle and I'm like it's mishmash. It's kind of like Brad Paisley the butterfly tattoo or whatever. Yeah, he's just playing a joke. I think Springsteen and Paisley just playing a joke to see if they could get a song with weird ass lyrics on the charts there you go.
Speaker 2:Well, they succeeded um, who else god? I had them in my head a second ago. Uh oh uh. Jacob dylan, and right behind jacob dylan is peter gabriel Gabriel doing David Bowie's Heroes.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's a frequently covered tune too.
Speaker 2:We can be heroes just for one day, great stuff. And, by the way, that's the song, the Peter Gabriel version, the real slowed up, you know grindy version of that song is the end song of Lone Survivor, the Marcus Luttrell Operation Red Wing story, that movie, yeah, and where it flashes the montage of the guys who were killed and their life and their pictures and everything like that. I'm just like oh wow, uh-huh. Yeah, so great stuff.
Speaker 3:What's the? What's the beatles song? Oh uh, come together.
Speaker 2:That aerosmith did yeah, aerosmith did come together pretty good. Uh-huh um joe cocker with little help oh amazing yeah, that was a. That was an incredible version of that. Um, trying to think I don't. There there's a couple that are just like what oh, you're talking about Zeppelin? When they did famous 1920s, 1930s blues guy Robert Johnson's Nobody's Fault but Mine. That's not their song. That is not their song. That's Robert Johnson, a black bluesman.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, they called him the devil.
Speaker 2:Yeah, was such a great guitarist guitarist 1920s and 1930s and the the family absolutely loves the.
Speaker 3:Robert johnson family loved that rendition and the checks they got for it absolutely it was that it was their best pay that they ever got yeah, and if you want to take it another notch, dread zeppelin's cover of that is really good too.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Dred Zeppelin is awesome. Yeah, I love that. Dred Zeppelin is a guy who dresses up as Elvis, kind of sings like Elvis and he's doing Zeppelin songs.
Speaker 3:With a reggae tune. Oh, it's so awesome. It really is.
Speaker 2:All right, I don't want to leave anything off.
Speaker 3:Oh well, you're going to.
Speaker 2:I'm going to, because so many great covers Whitney Houston's rendition of Francis Scott Key's Star Spangled Banner.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she was not the originator of that. No, she killed it.
Speaker 2:She murdered that one. That was awesome. I just think, kev. Regardless of what you think of Whitney Houston, I think she is the greatest singer who ever lived.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:I do. Okay, I do. I mean, is she on your radar?
Speaker 3:She's up there. I mean to me. I think Miley Cyrus is the best singer I've ever heard. What she can sing, anything. She can sing anything. Go listen to her cover of J? Uh of Jolene, which is uh then go listen to her cover of sound garden and listen to her cover of zombie from cranberries. Tell me that lady can't sing.
Speaker 2:She did Uh, she did a good one of deaf leopard photograph.
Speaker 3:Oh, yes, she did.
Speaker 2:That was really good. Yeah, yep, okay, I'll get on that same note in terms of you know um generation z or millennials, or whatever. Ariana grande I remember when we went to the cmas and she opened or played at the cmas, I was blown away by her pipes oh, I can't.
Speaker 3:Can't she do what mariah carey does hit all five octaves she is.
Speaker 2:that is a ridiculous talent, a ridiculous talent.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Yeah, so yeah okay, yeah, all right, top vocalists. Yeah, I mean Whitney Houston will be up there, miley Cyrus and Timothy John Tuttle.
Speaker 2:Oh, shut your mouth. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I would you know, kev, I would love to work with a vocal coach to see if there's anything that they can do. Of course there is, because I would just love, you know, even if I'm doing that, you know more bassy type, you know? Yeah, through the neon gods they prayed you know, dude, that's good.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'd pay to see it. Shut your fucking. Okay, I'd pay to see it. Shut your fucking mouth. I'd pay to see it.
Speaker 2:Don't do that, kev. Hey, you know what I did. Tell me if you ever had a bumble as bad as this one. Now for those unaware I got COVID last week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how'd that go? Knocked you out for a little while, didn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it puts you on your ass for a little bit and my voice was really screwed up, but you know that. Mono, what is it? Monoclonal antibodies treatment.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the savior right there, man. Okay, that is Because they built that in the Wuhan lab. That was specifically built to kill fat people, obese people, people with some ailments and old people and I'm not quite old yet, but I can feel a difference from when I got it this time and then when I got it three and a half years ago. Really, yeah, there's a difference from when I got it this time and then when I got it three and a half years ago.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a difference. I don't know whether that's because of the strain or not different strain, but yeah, this one was like okay, yeah, you're going to have to lay down a little bit, tim, which is unusual for me.
Speaker 3:I can't sit still.
Speaker 2:I can't sit still.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you would. I mean, it was a rare occasion that you would get sick enough that you couldn't come into work.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, I, wednesday and thursday last week I I had to. I had to lay down, wow, which is very unusual, I mean I, I, I would trade. And I think on thursday I was like nothing was setting up for about an hour and a half and I'm just like I'm not gonna do this, I'm not gonna go lay down?
Speaker 3:yeah, because you're prone to make mistakes then yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 2:You don't want to be fucking around in that gauntlet if your mind's not right and your health is not right, because you'll get chewed up. Yeah, you got to be quick, you got to be smart and you got to be thinking so, um, anyway, yeah, I you know I I rarely like leave places. I, you know I stay a lot around here and do a lot of walking. So you know, every so often, just if after it's been a few days and it had been because of the COVID, I'll go fire up my car engine.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess I'm old school. I, you know, probably don't need to do that with the modern vehicles, but I'm old school. I remember when you grew up in Wisconsin and Indiana you got to warm the engine up Right, and I even have a garage in it. I don't need to warm it up or anything like that but I went and started my engine just because it's been like five or six days since I've driven anywhere. Kev.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I left my goddamn engine on car running for seven hours yesterday. Car running for seven hours yesterday? No way, yeah, I forgot about it. I fired it up. I fired it up and I came in here and I got everything fired up on my computer, got my charts up and everything. I was just going to go back out there, maybe rev the engine a couple of times, shut it up. I totally spaced it. Seven hours, seven hours. My damn car was running. Hey, kev order.
Speaker 3:Actually more of a third of a tank of gas gone. Wow so, but you don't have a. It's a detached garage, right?
Speaker 2:it's not attached to your apartment. No it, no, it's attached really yeah, I, you got you open the garage door wow, you could have gene hackman yourself yeah, what the heck?
Speaker 2:and let's do this right now, since you're on it For those unaware. I'm really off the grid. I don't watch propaganda news it's ridiculous. I don't go to social media because most of it are bots or just stupid people who don't know what's good for them. I just can't tolerate it anymore. So Kev, on a weekly basis, tells me the things that have happened over the past week that he thinks that I may need or may want to know. I did catch wind of one of the greatest actors of all time, gene Hackman. His passing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 95 years old, he and his wife and one of their three German shepherds died in their house in Santa Fe, new Mexico. They speculate that they had been dead for nine days before they were found. Now they did do a toxicology report and immediately ruled out carbon monoxide, but the reason that they checked on that was because the car was running in their garage for quite some time. So they're still doing. They still don't have a cause of death, but they say it is very suspicious.
Speaker 2:Well, and that's what I noticed when it flashed because you know it flashed it flashed on the screen that he died and his wife died and his dog died, and then they immediately said, well, no, foul play is as soon as they can. You know, that is, if you, if you report that immediately, that tells me there was foul play and they're trying to cover it up. Okay, that's the first thing. Oh, yeah, kev, it happens so often. They want to get the narrative out there as soon as possible.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:You know, 10 minutes after the Kennedy assassination, we got him. His name is Lee Harvey Oswald. We got him. It's like, really, you didn't investigate or anything. No, no, no, no, this is just one guy. Just one guy Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 2:I mean, when they immediately come out with a narrative, that's what I immediately the first thing that I think of is oh boy, there's more to this story. There's more to this story. And you know, I don't know why anybody would want to kill gene hackman, outside of the concept of somebody wanted his royalties. They didn't want, they were tired of him.
Speaker 2:He's, he was 95, kevin, is that what he was? 95, 95, yes, yeah, they thought maybe he would live to be 83 and 84 and they would start to get the royalties. And they got tired of that bullshit. Yeah, I don't know. But but as soon as the, if you tell me, just being an astute observer and somebody with a logical mind and can fucking think for themselves and not a sheep, if you tell me that a man and his wife and his dog died or dead in a house all at the same time, and then you immediately come out with a report of hey, no, foul play, no foul play, my first thought is foul play yeah, well, they're making a big deal out of the uh pill bottle that was found in the bathroom, so I'll be anxious to see what the toxicology reports say and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3:Not the tangent, but okay. So lee harvey oswald, what was jack ruby? Was he just a disgruntled american that was pissed off?
Speaker 2:no, no no, no, that's that's what they played it off. He was connected with the Chicago mob. Mob is in on the hit. Mob is part of it. They moved around the some of the hit teams, you know, and they were supposed to kill Oswald, their patsy, at the movie theater, but the wrong cop got there first. Oh, okay, oh, one of the good cops got there first so they couldn't kill him at the movie theater. That's what they were supposed to do is kill him. He was, you know, lee harvey.
Speaker 2:Oswald was cia. It was all a cia operation and he didn't. He thought it was just going to be. Some probably thought that he was just there, was just going to be somebody staging something, um, you, something as a protest or whatever. When they realized they whacked him, he knew he was in trouble. He got out of the Texas School Book Depository, went to his boarding flat and then headed to the place where he was supposed to meet Handler's, that movie theater.
Speaker 2:Well, the setup was he was going to get killed at that movie theater by a dirty cop. He pulled a gun on me, I shot him, this is the assassin. And then, boom, it's game over when the wrong cop put him in custody and he starts chirping and you can look it up. I'm just the patsy. That's what he said. Lee Harvey Oswald, I'm just the patsy which is just signaling to the world hey man, this is CIA and I'm just one of their operatives. They're trying to pin this on me. That's exactly what he was trying to say. Then the the mob said hey, jack, you owe us a couple favors there in Dallas. You're going to have to go kill this guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so to quiet him right, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then him right oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2:And then they burnt all the notes from the interviews with him. You know there's no, there's no record of what he was saying to police officers for the 26, 28 hours that he was in custody.
Speaker 3:No record of it at all. They, they. They shredded the notes Kev. Ok, all right. Well, yeah, I wanted to defend it. Word on that, and I know that you are a massive aficionado.
Speaker 2:So thank you for me. Thank you, yes, it's come out. Initially they thought it was the? Uh french mob. They flew over some french guys, uh, uh, lucien sarti, they said was the grassy knoll guy. They speculated but actually it was. It was homegrown a guy named james files, uh, f-i-l-e-s. He was the grassy knoll shooter. He was the one who assassinated kennedy, whatever happened to him, he's in prison still.
Speaker 3:Oh really, what'd he go down for for the for the shooting I?
Speaker 2:think he killed a judge or something like that later. Okay, or something like that. But yeah, he, he admitted it. And you know there were multiple teams in dallas morning. Nobody knew about anybody. I mean, that's how it is. They compartmentalize it. You're just supposed to do your fucking job.
Speaker 2:James Files was told and this is all documentaries out there. You can go look them up, james Files, kind of JFK assassination documentary. He they said, james, we don't want to use you, you're the last line of defense set up in the grassy knoll. We think we can get them before then. So if you're looking through your scope and you don't think that they got them and they didn't, he may have survived the next shot, kev. Really, he may have survived that. So, james Files, they didn't want, because they didn't want it, they didn't want too many shots being fired. You know they want the lone gunman thing. Right, that was very important to them. They had to have, they were going to pin it on Lee Harvey and they didn't want multiple gunmen. So they didn't want to have too many shots fired. So you know, james Files, looking through his scope, said he's hit through the neck and he had to make like a, like a. Within two seconds. He had to make the decision. He just said I lit him up.
Speaker 3:Well, here's something that I read this morning and another thing I was going to bring up to you. South Carolina is going to execute an inmate this Friday and they're going to do it by firing squad. The last time that happened was 15 years ago, and I read OK, so they put the. You know, I remember this from the executioner song Gary Gilmore in the 1970s. They put a little patch over your heart and then three corrections officers with Winchester rifles shoot at that heart. Okay, and for a brief moment you're still alive. After your heart explodes Shit.
Speaker 2:That's a tough way to go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but one of the commentators on the poster and the news story that I said. He said why don't they go for what China does? The Medulla Avangada, and I remember our SWAT training. That's what they do. Yep, yeah, because you feel nothing there. Well, yeahulla oblongata, and I remember our SWAT training, that's what they do. Yep, yeah, because you feel nothing there.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, it's over immediately and you can't even react. That's why they, for those, unaware. When a bad guy has a hostage and a gun to a hostage and the SWAT guy has a shot medulla oblongata, which from the front, you take it right here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's where the eyes and the nose meet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you take it right here. If you have that shot and it's a clean shot and the hostage taker is not moving around too much and the hostage themselves is not moving in the line of that too much, you take that shot. Because once that shot goes through, it is such a uh explosive ender you know life ender that he can't the the host, the um, the hostage taker cannot fire off around and kill the hostage completely incapacitated immediately completely incapacitated.
Speaker 2:They and they learn that the hard way is. Like you, they would do a heart shot or just any kind of head shot or whatever, and the last motion would, and we lost some hostages that way, yeah, Yep.
Speaker 3:So I went and read the comments, as I like to do, and I think I might have read the all-time greatest reader comment for this story.
Speaker 2:Love to hear it. What do you got man? Hey, who cleans that?
Speaker 3:up.
Speaker 2:Samuel L Jackson.
Speaker 3:Yeah, everybody else is like why are they using a firing squad? Why don't they beat him with a bat, like he did his victims?
Speaker 2:Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, eye for an eye. That was the greatest comment that I think I've ever read. Hey, who cleans that up?
Speaker 2:By the way, that's, that is a, that is a actual job. Is there, there are, there are services of crime scene cleaners. Oh yeah, oh that's what they do yeah, it featured in the movie called the cleaner, where samuel jackson was that that guy? Yeah, I would imagine they make pretty decent money yeah, yeah, I mean some of the shit that they have to undo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, who the hell wants to scrape brain off a wall?
Speaker 2:Well, not only that, but Kev 99.9% of the people who have sudden death like that shit their pants.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's right. That's right. Hey, while we're talking about this South Carolina firing squad, I have a be honest for you. Be be honest timmy, be honest, could you be one of the three corrections officers that take that fatal shot?
Speaker 2:absolutely, really, absolutely okay, absolutely, kev. I, as a matter of fact, I, I, you know, being semi-retired now, um, I would like to throw my hat in the ring If, if a you know state of Texas, city of Houston, you know city of Richmond, fort Bend County, or whatever, if, if they're ever, you know, in execution mode and somebody requests the firing squad, I would love to be one of the people that that, like, I'm pretty good. Yeah, I've seen you shoot. I got a pretty good shot. I certainly can hit the little patch that they have from a reasonable distance without a problem. So, yeah, I would like to do that.
Speaker 3:They shoot from 15 feet.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Kev, I would do a behind-the-back shot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I only know one person in history that couldn't make that shot you. You're listening to him.
Speaker 2:Kevin Kline 20 minutes later, I'm left-eye dominant. Well, we would love to have known that 20 minutes ago Exactly.
Speaker 3:And 400 rounds ago that you wasted. That was at the uh united states marine recruit depot, paris island, on the caisson firing range, I think he's just.
Speaker 2:There's something wrong with this motherfucker man. You, you were a baseball. Did you ever get a hit?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, that was that, that was fun wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, left eye dominant. Yeah, you, I mean, you don't? You don't that?
Speaker 3:that means, kevin, that up until that moment in your life uh, you're in your early 30s you didn't know that you were, uh, left eye dominant no, I knew I was left eye dominant from baseball because I was a left-handed hitter and I had to use an open stance so that I could get my left eye into the hitting zone. But what I didn't know was that because of that, I need to be a left-handed shooter.
Speaker 2:So what you're telling me is up to that moment, you have probably never had anything in a scope before.
Speaker 3:Oh, I had never held a gun, Tim, up until that moment. Holy shit dude I never held a gun.
Speaker 2:What a time to do that. You're at the U S Marines uh base.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you that you find out in front of all of those drill instructors and all those Marines, wow, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the first gun I ever held and shot was an M16.
Speaker 2:Dude, how absolutely freaked out were you, how anxious were you I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3:I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2:And they don't let you get away with that as Marines. They don't let you. Well, shit, no.
Speaker 3:Fuck that boy, You're going to learn how to shoot yeah. Yeah, you goddamn fuck that boy. You're gonna learn how to shoot. Yeah, yeah, you goddamn faggot. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Uh, they had three different instructors work with me. And yeah, that was okay, I didn't, I didn't know that. I just initially, uh, kelly hunter, and I thought you were fucking around, you were just jacking with him. And then we realized my God, he's got a problem.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's got a big problem.
Speaker 2:He's got a problem over there and I could just see you, you know, going guys, that's enough. You know that's enough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 2:You're taking the fun out of this whole trip.
Speaker 2:Yesterday Jimmy Johnson stepped down from his uh post at uh fox nfl sunday after 31 years retired. I figured that was going to happen. After the super bowl, uh, ai generated life of jimmy johnson. Uh, a little feature went down. I figured something like that was up. It just hadn't been announced yet. I mean, you gotta love jimmy j, jimmy Johnson, one of the greatest hairdos ever, yeah Right. And you know not only that, a great guy, we we talked to him on our show and he went into heavy detail on exactly what it takes for him to get his lid, his helmet there. Do you remember?
Speaker 3:that, yeah, I mean was Barry Switzer after him. Yes, with the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:Switzer won a Super Bowl right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. The third one the Cowboys got in the 90s was actually under Barry Switzer, but Kev, we all know it was Jimmy.
Speaker 3:Johnson's team. Oh for sure, Jimmy put that together, yeah.
Speaker 2:He put that shit together, so everybody knows that.
Speaker 3:And then the final story and I only bring this up because you are a father of four uh, a 29 year old woman has no relation to the five-year-old kid that's on the back of the horse. She goes up and pulls the horse's tail and the horse bucks the five-year-old off what yeah, she just thought it would be funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she thought it would be a a really funny thing to go pull a horse's tail with a five-year-old on its back. Horse ends up bucking the kid off. He's fine no major injuries or anything like that.
Speaker 2:But I see you're laughing I'm laughing because that that she just wanted this. I mean I, yeah, I mean, you know, if that was my kid, yeah, that's what I want to know. And she started like, leaving the parking lot, I would take a rocket, shoulder, launch rocket and fire at her vehicle and walk up to her as she's burning and I'd be going. I just want to see what that looked like. I just, I just I didn't. I've, you know, I've had this rocket launcher in my truck for four or five years and I was just like you know what. Today is the day that I want to see what it feels like, it looks like when I fire this at a vehicle and it blows up. And it blows up. You know that. I know, is that messed up? I know that's a Bill Burr thing.
Speaker 2:Bill Burr, you're driving along and there's a huge amount of people on the sidewalk Right here, you're just a normal guy, everything's fine. You took two inches of left. You're on every news station in America. You know, yeah, right here. Oh, I gotta go home and you know I'm gonna have, uh, same damn dinner with the same damn woman and the bratty kids and all that stuff. We're gonna watch our fucking shows and I'm gonna go to sleep. Oh right, here this. This man just pulled onto the thing. It killed everybody.
Speaker 3:You know I'm saying I know exactly what you're saying. But yeah, the rocket launcher, that would be hilarious. Yeah, what an idiot, though, to go up and pull a horse's tail just to see what it does with a five-year-old on his back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, if you want to see what a horse does, you know, just do it without the kid on the back, without the kid on the back.
Speaker 3:You know, yeah, then you're going to get kicked. I'm surprised she didn't get kicked.
Speaker 2:I can't believe she didn't get kicked Right. Was she charged with anything? Was the kid okay?
Speaker 3:The kid is okay, but yes, she is charged with felony child endangerment. Wow, okay, wow. Now, how funny is that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, who's laughing now? That's right, get some prisoner in there. I just wanted to see what it was like with a shank. Goes like in through the solar plexus, it up. I thank you for letting me do that. Have a nice day right, yeah. Kev, let's do this because I got caught in a really cool rabbit hole, so let's go there right now. Rabbit hole of the week. First off, what rabbit hole were you caught in this past week?
Speaker 3:Well, it's very simple Puppy training, because we ended up getting a puppy on Sunday. Oh did you, we did you, we did, yes, we did for those unaware uh, beans um needed, uh a friend.
Speaker 2:Beans lost the mayor, that's right. What last year? And has been moping and kind of depressed. And since kevin klein knows depression more than anybody, yes, yes, he does. He saw that and just like maybe we need to get Beans. You know a buddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tell me about the buddy.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, his name is Simon, he's well, they say he's a Pomeranian toy poodle mix, which would make him a Poma Poo. But we took him to the vet today and the vet said, nah, I think he's more papillon, so he's probably a Poma pap, which doesn't sound any better. No, no, that sounds terrible. But here's the thing, what I noticed about the rabbit hole that I was down with puppy training Okay, so they need to be fed on a regular schedule. Okay, right, they need their sleep and they need to go to the bathroom every two to two and a half hours. I told Trish I'm like, wow, they're like they had a lot in common with a 55 year old man.
Speaker 2:That's it. You're surrounding yourself with your own kind. That's right.
Speaker 3:And his favorite thing to do is to hide under the couch when people come over. Dude same here holy shit, it is my spirit animal my god, kev, you know what?
Speaker 2:let me tell you this if you come home one day and he's watching black anal porn, oh the bap baby yeah, for those unaware uh, back in the late 90s when we were young.
Speaker 2:Oh, the BAP baby. Yeah, for those unaware, back in the late 90s, when we were young alternative rock guys, we used to get free porn sent to us and Kevin Kline would always whisper hey, I want to get the black anal porn. You know why? Right, you were shocked. You were fascinated at how something that big can fit into something that small. Exactly yes. How does it happen? Trust me, those girls need a little off time. Afterwards Recovery. Everybody needs a little time away. I heard to say oh my god, angie, we've been laying out for like eight hours and you will not lay on your back, why? No, I'm just gonna lay on my stomach for the next seven to ten days and how do you hold any bowel movement in after that?
Speaker 2:I, you know it is a muscle. It stretches and then retracts, or whatever, but I see, yeah, yeah, I know you were fascinated by that. Well, here's.
Speaker 3:Here's an interesting thing, because when I went in for the little prostate exam, right you know, oh, did you?
Speaker 2:do that.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, a while back I did. And the doctor? The first thing the doctor says to me is you have great sphincter control, wow.
Speaker 2:What the hell you have great. You don't want to hear that.
Speaker 3:I don't want to hear anything. No, don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear anything. No, you're good. You're good. You don't have to do it for another 20 years, oh yeah yeah, you didn't.
Speaker 2:You didn't have to give me that comment. And why do you have two arms or two hands on my waist? So, doc, with, with, with a hand on each of my waist, each of my hips, what's exactly probing me right now?
Speaker 3:It's just a new way we're doing it now. It's more accurate.
Speaker 2:I mean, my finger was pretty good at detecting, but my cock is really good at it.
Speaker 3:Nice, terrible, all right, so tell me about your rabbit hole.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I'm curious what did you name your new dog?
Speaker 3:Well, we just kept the name that the shelter, the Little Rays of Sunshine Rescue, his name is Simon. Well, my rescue, his name is Simon.
Speaker 2:My name is Simon.
Speaker 3:That's what I did the other day and Trish goes, don't do that all the time.
Speaker 2:And I bet you want to see my drawings.
Speaker 3:But his nickname for me is once he learns Simon, then I'm going to change it over to the monster. So Simon, my little monster. Ok how old is Simon? He's three and a half months.
Speaker 2:Oh OK, so he's just a baby, so he's not like a fucked up rescue where you don't know what happened before.
Speaker 3:No, we know what happened. His mom was a breeder surrender and she was pregnant at the time, so he was like born at the rescue shelter, right yeah, so he's only had one owner and basically we're we're the new, we're the first owner, really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like you know, audrey. About a year and a half two years ago she they rescued a dog, apollo, great dog. I love the dog.
Speaker 3:Great name.
Speaker 2:But initially you know apollo great dog I love the dog, great name. But initially you know apollo little squirrely. You know, and and you know how it is cav when some of these rescues you know, especially if they they were out in the wilderness for a while. I mean you don't know some of the shit they had to do.
Speaker 3:That's right to survive the wilderness, you know I'm saying I know exactly what you're saying, because they yeah, they take no prisoners when they have to survive.
Speaker 2:Apollo, apollo. There was a time where we didn't want him around, timmy, because you know, timmy, my boy Timmy, I walk up to anything, pat him.
Speaker 2:Hey how you doing there, buddy, what's going on. You know, yeah, little growl and you know half snap and it's like what breed is apollo? You know, they know he, he's, he's got, he's got some uh, fighter dog in him. I forget exactly what you said. I think some little bit of pit in him, okay. So, yeah, he's, he's got that and that he can have the muscular thing nice like like when he was at uh rescue at the pound or whatever he was working out the whole time he was just like somebody's gonna pay man. You know, yeah, yeah, he's curling poodles and shit. Yeah, he's got that kind of build, he's got that cage.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, I'm very thankful and very glad to hear that a part pit bull was was adoptable, because a lot of company or a lot of places won't even try to adopt pit bulls. They get such a bad rep. It's not the dog, it's the way they're. It's the way they're raised.
Speaker 2:It's the way they're raised. Every single dog is born with a good heart and the desire to please their owner, their friend, their pal, every dog. What you do as an irresponsible owner after that birth or after you get them is on you. I mean, you could take the biggest, scariest fucking looking dog ever and turn them into just a sweetest, nicest dog If you just treat them that way. Absolutely yeah, so yeah it's yeah, I never blamed the pit bull.
Speaker 3:There's a story I read over the week weekend that we did not domesticate dogs. We did not domesticate dogs, we did not domesticate wolves. They've domesticated themselves to be pals with us. We. They figured out that we were a source of food, and so the wolves started coming around for the food, and eventually they just started domesticating themselves. That is so smart, isn't it though?
Speaker 2:You know I Kev, I got to tell you. You know sharks should take a page from that. You know, if they weren't such dicks, you know they wouldn't be endangered.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, they are dicks.
Speaker 2:You know you go into, you know you're going to the water and you see a shark. If that shark comes up and go, hey pal, you need a little help. We may have aquariums in our backyards with sharks in them could very well, yeah, yeah hey, philly, come here, phil, come here, careful that second rack of that second row of teeth, careful, careful, you know, you know I do yeah they need to take a page.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, or just any like fierce animal like that. I mean, can you imagine? I mean, if you look at bears, they're a cool looking animal. Oh, they're awesome looking. And you know, if they approach things differently, they will probably be able to be on the couch watching the Superbowl eating potato chips with us.
Speaker 3:Wouldn't you love that? That'd be great.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine? Can you imagine an intruder?
Speaker 3:And also, can you imagine how uppity they'd be if Chicago made the Superbowl? You know, holy shit, dude, they'd be unbearable. Pun intended.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grizz over here has been laying on the couch the last three days holding court. Okay, but that would be cool if somebody breaks into your house. Oh, it's a bear. You know what? I'm going to go into the car and get all of my other stolen items and just bring them in here for you.
Speaker 3:Sorry, but they wouldn't realize how domesticated and kind that bear is. It would just be, you know, because they're such an imposing stature.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the bear would just be like. Oh, I just thought it was a new buddy. Here we're going to talk about the X's and O's of the upcoming game. Here we're going to talk about the x's and o's of the upcoming game. Now we got bears talking, okay yeah, yeah um kev, speaking of it, since we're kind of a little bit on the topic, my rabbit hole, um you know, coming off of the miracle on ice, uh, 45 year anniversary that we had isn't that crazy I started doing a deep dive on the greatest uh upsets in sports history so that must be one of them, probably.
Speaker 2:Buster douglas, mike tyson yeah, buster douglas over tyson, definitely one of the greatest. And I was watching little mini documentaries. You know hour, hour and a half documentaries on all of these uh-huh that I could, that I could find new y York Jets.
Speaker 3:Joe Namath, New York Jets.
Speaker 2:That's on there for sure.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:It was the AFL still and the Green Bay Packers had wiped up and mopped up the first two teams from the AFL in the first two Super Bowls and the Jets, I think, kev. I think they were a 16-point underdog for the game.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:And Joe Namath was like we're going to win, we're going to beat him, and everybody thought he was fucking insane, you know. Joe's drinking again, you know, and they won. They beat the Baltimore Colts, who are a powerhouse team. Oh yeah, you know them, and the Packers in those years were just back and forth. You know great teams. You know, packers in those years were just back and forth.
Speaker 3:You know great teams you know that was one of them, definitely. What about Francis?
Speaker 2:Ouimet Good one that's there Beat Harry Varden in all the pros. Us Open 1913, kevin.
Speaker 3:Lyon yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for those unaware, francis Ouimet was essentially a week before the 1913 US Open. He was a caddy. Yeah, that's it, he was a caddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it, he was a caddy and he's like, well, I'm gonna play and he won, he won you know that would be.
Speaker 2:That'd be the equivalent modern day of you know somebody, um uh, yeah, just being pulled. Random person pulled from the stands who knows a thing or two about golf and can hit the ball pretty well, winning the us open ain't gonna happen. Uh-uh, not anymore uh, yeah, do you want to guess?
Speaker 3:I'm, since you're on a roll uh, let's see, oh, the miracle mets the bats are on there.
Speaker 2:Yes, they were. Yeah, 1969. Miracle mets tom seaver yep tom seaver. Um north carolina state Nets Tom Seaver Yep Tom Seaver. North Carolina State UH, Phi Slamma Jamma, NCAA basketball 1983.
Speaker 3:Dude, I remember Derek Whittington at the buzzer and he missed the shot. But Lorenzo Charles was right there to slam at home. They asked Lorenzo Charles after the game what'd you think about winning the national championship with your slam dunk goes. That's my only two points of the game. I didn't contribute. That's what he said. Yeah, what? Yeah?
Speaker 2:it's like the two points, yeah, yeah, where you'll never have to eat in that college town and pay for your meal in that college town again. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, that was amazing. Um, and then two years, two years later, villanova over Georgetown.
Speaker 3:Yeah, big Ed Pinckney going up against Patrick Ewing.
Speaker 2:Patrick Ewing and they had Graham Michael Graham on that team. That team was loaded too, that Georgetown team.
Speaker 3:What about that one time that the Washington Generals beat the Harlem Globetrotters?
Speaker 2:Never happened. Never happened. 1,984 and 0. Can you imagine being one of the Washington General players just in the locker room before Guys? I think this is our night. I'm feeling something here. I just think something's going to happen here tonight.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm feeling it. Sit down, just think something's going to happen here tonight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm feeling it. Sit down, white boy Sit down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I can't remember. I can't believe I didn't remember that one because that was huge.
Speaker 2:Kev, they're calling the Giants a helmet catch over the Patriots. You know when Eli Manning David.
Speaker 3:Tyree.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was the up to that point. The Patriots, including playoffs, were like 19-0, 18-0 or something like that Uh-huh, and the Dolphins fans, who had the only perfect season in 1973, were sweating and then the Giants got them.
Speaker 3:Yep, yep, I remember it and the Giants got them.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep. I remember it Also UT versus USC in that 2005 NCAA football championship Vince Young, Vince Young. That was an upset. That was an upset because USC heavily favored to win. They had the two most recent Heisman Trophy winners on that team. Lionel and.
Speaker 3:Reggie Bush yeah.
Speaker 2:So they call that one of the great upsets. Oh, all right, vince Young did on his own. I don't know if you remember this one. I do. Appalachian State beat Michigan at the Big House in 2007 in football. I remember, I do remember that that was a Division I AA team beating one of the storied programs in the history of NCAA football at their own place.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, argentina over the U S men's basketball team 2004 Olympics. Yeah, I mean, we had Dwayne Wade LeBron, we had Tim Duncan Iverson. I mean that was embarrassing as fuck Really yeah, that was embarrassing. They, they, you know what they did for the next one in 2008. They got kobe on the team and kobe turned that thing around of course yeah, kobe, kobe was all.
Speaker 2:But when they got there at the camp the first day, kobe had been working out, uh, since 4 am and he looked at all these these guys lebron, duane, wade, all of them go. We ain't fucking going home with silver there you go we, you're, you guys, each and every one of you are putting it with it and they, they put in the work oh well, yeah, you're not gonna not put in the work people put in the work with joe, with Jordan.
Speaker 3:You know, jordan and Kobe were so similar in attitude and drive that it just became infectious yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that man.
Speaker 2:There's a. There was a, I think it was on Netflix. There was a documentary about that team and I just it, just it just reiterates the kind of guy Kobe was. You know, he was just like no, because they were out partying that night before. They just got into camp and went to the, you know, went to the hotel, checked in and they were all drinking and everything like that. They. They start walking in from the night out and they see kobe in the weight room at the hotel and they're like.
Speaker 2:And he saw him coming in and he goes motherfuckers, we are not getting silver.
Speaker 3:There you go.
Speaker 2:So straighten your shit out now. Yeah, I love that. That's a great story it is. You have the first Patriots Super Bowl over the greatest show on turf, the St Louis Rams. It was up there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, rams, I remember that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was up there. They're also calling Billie Jean King over Bobby Riggs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, one would think, but I mean, the further we get away from that, it just seems like it's less of an upset now than it was back then.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know if you heard. Did you hear what McEnroe said?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:And he got some heat for it. Mcenroe went on record saying hey, serena williams, great tennis player, the greatest women's tennis player of all time, just an absolute fucking monster. Um, but even at her apex she wouldn't be able to beat the 700th ranked men really yes I don't know.
Speaker 3:I would think I might disagree with that.
Speaker 2:I yeah, I think 700,. I think he was trying to make a point.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2:Cause it was all part of this. You know biological men shouldn't be playing with women and shit, but I think you probably, she probably could have taken out, you know, on a good day, anybody outside the top 50?.
Speaker 3:Maybe top 100. Top 100, okay, yeah, I'd say top 100.
Speaker 2:And I know there's a lot of people who don't understand science and biology that may be listening to this and maybe all like, but it is a fact and I'll give you what I try to lay out. When we talk about, you know, uh, biological males playing against women. You have 1999. I'm doing a morning radio show in knoxville, tennessee yes knoxville, tennessee, home of what major university.
Speaker 3:The University of Tennessee.
Speaker 2:Correct the Vols.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:At that time, you remember that Pat Summitt was running one of the great female college basketball programs in history.
Speaker 3:I believe she's the greatest female college coach, basketball coach, in history.
Speaker 2:I think Gino may have gotten her.
Speaker 3:I'm not sure. Ariyama from Connecticut.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not sure. I think Gino may have gotten her from UConn.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:But anyway we're going. My radio partner and I we're taking a tour of the campus. We were really close with the UT sports program. The athletic director just loved us and no, as as you know, kev the Vols football coach at the time, phil. Homer his, his girls, his daughters listened to us every morning, or fans of the show, Right. So I had some really good access and we had actually had a a tour given to us by one of the female basketball players. Her name is Tamika Catchings.
Speaker 3:No, I never heard of her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you haven't.
Speaker 3:No, I have. She's one of the greatest of all time.
Speaker 2:One of the greatest female basketball players of all time, the daughter of Harvey Catchings, milwaukee Bucks. Just an incredible player. She would go on to a storied WNBA career Just goofing around her, and I decided to play a little one-on-one. It was being egged on by my female radio partner at the time, kev. This was a period of time Kevin and I had taken a break and weren't doing Mornings. The Other it was a couple of years span. So, uh, I played a one-on-one with tamika catchings and at the time I'm 31 years old, um, but, you know, not in the shape I like to be in.
Speaker 2:But, as you know and can attest to kev, I have some basketball skills yes, he does grew up in indiana grew up in indiana used to be able to don't get about uh, uh just below elbow over the rim and used to have some nice Tomahawks and shit like that when I'd get breakaways.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Uh, I beat Tamika catchings in a game to 11.
Speaker 3:Really, and it caused didn't I tell you, I've never told you about this. I have not heard this. No it that.
Speaker 2:No it it caused like shock waves. And I'm trying my partner's freaking out she went back to the stations, was talking about it on the air, just freaking out that I had beat tamika catchings and I'm just trying to say, hey, I'm a guy yeah you know, I know how to leverage my body.
Speaker 2:I'm an athletic guy. I got some, still have some leap in me, still was able to get up a little bit. I wasn't thunder dunking at that time, at 31 years old, but I could still grab the rim and pull on it. I know how to shoot and I know how to. When I get some momentum and I get hot, I know how to drain them. So why is this such a huge shock? It shouldn't be. I'm a guy with some skillset, you know. Sure, I mean probably seven out of 10,. Uh, by one to 11 points, she would beat me. She just caught me on one of the one of the three.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when you get hot, you get hot.
Speaker 2:Exactly, exactly, and that's all that was, and it you know, and that's the reality of it. So, mcenroe, mcenroe may have been a little bit, uh, you know, outlandish with the 700 Frank guy, but you are right, calf, uh, number 97, uh is going to wax. Serena Williams.
Speaker 3:Well, here's the thing with mackinrow, you got to remember. He just says stuff to be controversial, which, in a sport like tennis that doesn't have the following that it used to, because they don't have the rivalries anymore. Uh, he's just trying to drum up business for his sport I love it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I've always loved mackinrow, kevin, oh yeah, uh, you know still to this day, and I think we've talked about this recently, that 1981 Wimbledon with Bjorn Borg is unbelievable.
Speaker 3:Right, that's what I just said. With the rivalries I mean Bjorn Borg, boris Becker, mcenroe, jimmy Connors, I mean those guys Yvonne Lendl, pete Sampras those are rivalries that you just don't have anymore. Don't forget Agassi. Oh my God, how did I forget him? Yeah, michael Chang, yeah, yeah, so yeah. But I mean, in the men's side, you had Rafael Nadal, you had Djokovic and you had Roger Federer. Outside of that, who else? And the women? They don't have any rivalries.
Speaker 2:Well, cam, I remember Martina Navratilova and Chris Everett. Yeah, that was a great rivalry to watch and I got to be honest with you. I loved it when Serena and Venus yeah paired up with each other and yeah, who's the one that got stabbed, hingis?
Speaker 3:Monica Sellis.
Speaker 2:Sellis, yeah Sellis.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was good. Oh, yes, she was, she was good. But yeah, I mean, I mean, that's just a reality thing. It's unfortunate that people are so brainwashed by idiots with an agenda on TV that they can't fully comprehend that, that they don't want to fully comprehend it. It's just basic science and you know. The, the look, the look-see test is all you need. You know. Sure, yeah for sure, um, you know. That being said, there are some female athletes that can bring it in a big way.
Speaker 3:Like yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you this right now I would never want to piss off Ronda Rousey.
Speaker 3:No, no. Former UFC champion, now WWE, I believe, or unless she's retired from that, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Because within two seconds she can have you on the ground in an arm bar and saying, hey, next time you don't take the last sip of orange juice and just put their container in the refrigerator. I'm snapping it.
Speaker 3:Yep, yep, she'll tear that arm right off.
Speaker 2:I mean right off. She has the power to quickly put you on the ground in an arm bar. She has the power to quickly put you on the ground and an arm bar and your right arm and ability to do anything with it for the remainder of your life is in her hands.
Speaker 3:Oh, here's something, though, while we're talking about this, tim, do you realize? 70 years ago, 70 years ago, the first sub four minute marathon, sub four minute mile, was run by a man. They're now saying they're now saying that 70 years later, it's just on the horizon where the first woman to run a sub four will have it. That's the difference, you know a 70 year gender gap.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, okay. So 70 years from now? Okay, I get it. Okay, I get it. Wow, that's crazy. I mean how close. What is the fastest woman mile?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't know, but Jakob Ingebrigtsen just ran a 345 the other day. Wow.
Speaker 2:That's insane, oh my God. For those unaware you know, a mile is four laps around the track and field. Right, four laps, right. Yeah, it's four laps yeah. So he's doing those things in 56 seconds apiece.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in under one minute each lap. That is nutty. Just for reference, my fastest one time around the lap is 82 seconds.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Like almost a minute and a half, yeah, still, I mean that's real good. How old were you when you did that?
Speaker 3:36.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's good, that's a good number.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, I was happy with it. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, you know that's still regardless. Even though it's like almost double world record, it's still top five percentile on planet Earth. You know, sure yeah.
Speaker 3:But just for reference is all that was.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Okay, so 40 years. Okay, so let me see they're saying you know we had some of the first dunks in the late 50s, so we're going to get like a lot of female dunking going on in the late 20s. There are some who can dunk.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, whatever that new unrivaled basketball league is, they just had their first female dunk the other day. It was Brittany Griner.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know we britney griner dunked in high school here in houston, kev. I know I remember everybody freaked the fuck out, you know, yes, yeah, and she's like um, I'm six five. Uh, it's not that big of a deal, right? Um, please, please, leave me alone. Yeah, I would like to go back to prison now and be left alone I was getting ready to say she wanted to be left alone.
Speaker 3:So bad, she ran to russia that's funny.
Speaker 2:What was that? Oh, that was a drug thing, wasn't it?
Speaker 3:yeah, uh uh marijuana oil wow they.
Speaker 2:They put her in prison for marijuana oil.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't think they put her in prison for that. I mean, that was the charge, but I think they put her in prison because she was a well-known American and they wanted to make a point, or else they wanted to negotiate people that they wanted to get out on our end. I don't think. I think that was political Totally.
Speaker 2:That's bananas, man, I'd be so fucking pissed off. Yeah, Wouldn't you know you're sitting there in prison, Somebody a murderer's going hey, what are you in for? God dang oil. Yeah, I got. I got a container in my luggage, a little bottle, and it has a leaf on it. So they got a little pissed off. Don't kill me.
Speaker 3:So, but yeah, that's what that was about.
Speaker 2:All right, kev. What else is happening?
Speaker 3:That is about all that I think I drummed up for you.
Speaker 2:Okay, excellent episode. As usual, always a fun timevin klein seamless episode.
Speaker 3:It was just crazy how we were just conversing and just one thing flowed into another I love it, kevin, so easy it is to do, to do this shit with you, and so fun well, when you have the chemistry that we have, you can't which can't be manufactured.
Speaker 2:You're gonna get shit like this yeah, yeah, you know, we, we, we have a battle plan like every week, and sometimes we cover one or two things.
Speaker 3:We got everything covered. It was, it was great.
Speaker 2:I love it. I love it. Good stuff, um, and if you appreciate, um, uh, our podcast and and again, if you're listening to this right now, thank you, uh, for coming to the table and listening to us. Uh, on whatever podcast platform you're on or whatever, if you're watching us on YouTube, do us a favor though, like follow, download our stuff. We need download numbers. We need you to subscribe. Give us a rating. We'd really appreciate that.
Speaker 3:You're the math guy and I want to get your quick. So this is our 50. What episode? 53rd, 53rd. We just hit our 7,500th download, so what's the average there? That's pretty good, that's really good yeah.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, thank you very much y'all for doing that. 75 divided by 50, cav. Yeah all for for uh doing that. Uh, 75 divided by 50 cav, yeah, is 100 divided by 15 000, one, 150 per episode.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's nice, we'll take it, we need it to grow, but yeah, that's, that's nice um, and again, I know you know what what they say is and what I've read is for every person that downloads your episode, there's 15 or 20 that just press play and don't download it. For those of you who just press play, do us a favor and go ahead and download it, even if it's just this one time. We want to check it out. Just download it right now on your phone. You can take, you can take it off later, a couple weeks from now, or whatever. Do whatever you need to do, but we need actual downloads instead of press plays. Yeah, everybody I talk to kevin yeah, play, press play, press play. I'm like, oh, download it, download it, download it yeah, yeah, yep, I know also, uh, check us out on social media.
Speaker 2:Uh, we have instagram title and client all you gotta do t-u-t-t-l-e-a-n-d. Actually the uh and the sign and and then client, k-l-i-i-n-e. Uh, we have tiktok. We have instagram, we have facebook, we have merchandise on facebook. So we would appreciate your support, anything you can do in terms of liking and following us, subscribing, giving us a download or a rating. Kevin Klein, it has been fantastic, as usual. Same here, bud. Have yourself a great, great week, my brother, you too.
Speaker 3:See you, buddy.
Speaker 1:That's it for this episode of the Tuttle Klein Show. See you this Wednesday for an all new episode, and thanks for listening to the Tuttle Klein Show. Yo, all right, take the yo out.
