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Ep #51: Tuttle Reveals The Definitive Method To Handle Rude Customer Service
Fasten your seatbelts as we tackle some wild discussions, like Germany's crackdown on online speech that has us pondering personal freedoms. Then, imagine the chaos of viral mugshots and a Michigan man's extreme plans to outdo his ex-girlfriend's new fling. If that’s not enough, we reflect on the hilarity and solitude of personal interactions and the intricacies of finding peace alone.
We lighten the mood by poking fun at the solemnity of funerals, questioning their necessity, and sharing offbeat childhood escapades inspired by the daredevil spirit of Evel Knievel. We even touch on the intriguing Nutty Putty Cave incident, mixing caution with humor. And yes, Tuttle reveals the definitive method to dealing with horrible customer service reps. This episode is full of laughs, insights, and a touch of nostalgia that will leave you grinning.
Welcome to the Tuttle and Klein Show Put my life into pieces. Is this the last resort, papa?
Speaker 2:Roach. Oh yeah, buddy.
Speaker 1:From the golden age Kev.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, the golden age. The golden age, how you been man.
Speaker 1:I've been doing great man. How about you? Everything good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, things are great. We're going to be snowed in for the next three days.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's some rough winter you're having, right there, man, I know.
Speaker 1:After we get done recording here, I'm actually going to go out and run six miles in it, so I can't wait. Nice, yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, yeah. Audrey was um, because you know, the league one volleyball had their big tournament in kansas city, so audrey was like, hey, it's 19 degrees, this sucks. I hate this. I'm like boy houston blood. It's hard, isn't it? It's tough. Did it take you a while to get used to it again? Because you know, you did. You know, 16 years in Houston.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it did. Actually, it took me a really long while, like I started running again in February of this year, just so you know this month and we've had really, really cold weather the last two weeks and it takes me about. It took me about three days to really get used to it.
Speaker 1:Now, when you say run again, is this, um, you know something where you got another goal in mind now?
Speaker 2:I do, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how seriously I'm going to explore it, but yeah, I mean I'm running to. You know, I'm training for another 100 miler.
Speaker 1:Nice yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that's what's going on here.
Speaker 1:I've added to my cardio. I'll just do like random, you know, 100 yard sprints. How are your knees feeling To my fast walking? They're good, they're okay. Yeah, they're okay. You know I'll feel it a little bit. You know that. You know you'll feel I'll feel it a little bit. You know that's the thing. Anything you do when you get to our age, you feel it. Later you do, yep, you feel it. You know like. You know I had, uh, the boys this weekend and you know timmy is wanting to get in shape. Timmy's like I got to get ready for baseball season. You know, let's go get in shape. You know, let's go hit, get on the treadmill. Let's go walk around the neighborhood, let's go throw the ball. You know, show me techniques for running the bases, all that stuff. So yeah, I dropped him off yesterday because they had the extended weekend, the three-day weekend, because of the holiday, and I'm driving back and I'm going dang man, I love the boy and I miss him, but I need a break.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know talking about Little League baseball. You know when you played Little League growing up in Shorewood, wisconsin wasn't at the start of the season, was it cold for you?
Speaker 1:Oh, kev, you know, I remember some days where we had snow, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Last week the temperature, the high temperature here, was 32 degrees and our local, one of our local colleges, Evangel, had a home game. And I'm like man, I don't miss that crap at all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the cold weather stuff. I mean, you just had to do it, Kev. I remember playing football games in November where you know you can feel the snot freezing up, Uh-huh, you know, you remember that when you go out on a really cold, cold weather day, the snot freezing up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I played a soccer game like that. There was ice on the field. We played with ice on the field.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but.
Speaker 2:I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1:I hated hitting in that cold, though I mean that just stings your hands, See, I just remember football and I remember just like you just wanted to go hit somebody so bad, Because as soon as you hit somebody, it was like a magical thing, Like all the ice that you had gathered on you mentally just broke away and you're like, okay, now let's go.
Speaker 2:Let's go, that adrenaline will warm you up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and you don't want any timeouts, you don't want any extended anything. Well, let's go, let's go, let's go. The worst is when they call timeout and I'll be like, oh shit, they call the timeout, let's sip some gate. Oh, the Gatorade's fucking frozen, damn it. I was like, damn it, all right, let's chew on some.
Speaker 2:Gatorade and get back into this. Yeah, no, we're supposed to get upwards of 13 inches of snow today.
Speaker 1:Dang man, that's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, do you do the shoveling or do you have a machine?
Speaker 2:No, I shovel. That's a great workout.
Speaker 1:See, todd and I. You know Todd. As a matter of fact, todd himself, he like bought snow blowers, oh really. So when we were in Wisconsin, he's like I'm going to make some cake today, baby, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I get it.
Speaker 1:He would just go from one neighbor to the other. You know he would get done, and he'd go knock on the door and be like you want me to take care of this for you Probably had that thing paid off by one side of the uh division. Yeah, todd was industrious. Me, though, I would make sure that he did ours first so I could play basketball while he did that. There you go. Yeah, priorities, buddy, because that was that. Was that at the time, kev, where I all I wanted to do was shoot hoops you?
Speaker 1:know, yeah, shoot hoops and watch espn. This new fangled thing, this brand new thing, kev out of nowhere with this Chris Berman guy and Dick Vitale and stuff like that, where college basketball games run every single day, sometimes two or three in one day and they panned over to show a shot of Rupert Murdoch, and Kevin Burkhart, who was the lead play-by-play guy, said yeah, there's Rupert Murdoch, the guy who founded our network.
Speaker 2:Do you remember when Fox first came on the air? They were a laughingstock.
Speaker 1:They were until they got the Simpsons.
Speaker 2:Yeah, longest running show on TV still.
Speaker 1:Yeah, married with children. In the Simpsons they were a joke. They were like what is this shit man? You're trying to actually be one of the networks. But I think a lot of that was like the networks trying to throw that out there. They're like who is this? And then they get the Simpsons. They're like uh-oh. And then they get the married with children. They're like uh-oh, and then America's.
Speaker 2:Most Want, wanted and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, they're like bad boys, bad boys, cops, what you gonna do. And it's like oh, look out, they're a player and then they're going.
Speaker 1:You know, they got their nfl games, now they got major league baseball I think that was the death knell right there, as soon as they were like you know, we got enough money, let's go ahead and make a pitch for the nfl. And then nfl started being, you know, nbc.
Speaker 1:Got fucking wiped out, I remember that from the, uh, from the nfl games yeah, I remember that that was great cool. So what's? I? Mean, what's happening at cavity? I I the only thing that I have heard of over the past week. I mean, I'm, I, I can't go on social media anymore, just it. There's just so much stupidity, there's just so much idiocy. I I do not watch the, uh, the news at all. It's just propaganda and it just boils my blood. It's just ridiculous. So, uh, this is where you come in and you know, kind of remind me of the shit that I'm missing. The one thing I did hear about was the USA versus Canada all-star hockey brawl, because the Canadians were booing our national anthem.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not the first time they've done that in a public event since Trump levied some tariffs. So yeah, they were playing in Montreal the other night and it's part of the Four Nations. Okay, so the Four Nations is a hockey tournament with the USA, canada, finland and Sweden, and the USA was up against Canada and I mean those are the two powerhouses in the world and we got booed during the American National Anthem, during the American national Anthem. So the Kachuk brothers, uh and uh, somebody else decided that they were going to fight three Canadian guys before, before the first minute of the game started. So within nine seconds there were three fights.
Speaker 1:That's so awesome.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, uh, by the way, the USA one. And now they will play Canada, uh, tomorrow, which? This is released on Wednesday. They play them on Thursday for the Four Nations Cup winner, but that one, oh, that's great, yeah, but that one's in Boston. So I can't imagine how badly we're going to retaliate against the Canadians for doing our anthem.
Speaker 1:Let's sharpen those blades, baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so Matthew Kachuk and Brady Kachuk, I believe, are the brothers. They're sons of Keith Kachuk, who is a big-time NHLer who played for the St Louis Blues, and the Kachuk brothers are from St Louis. They were born in St Louis, so you know who's the guy that plays basketball for the Celtics the really good guy, tall. That narrows it down? Yeah, it does. I can't remember his name, oh Tatum.
Speaker 1:Tatum.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so guess who? Matthew Kachuk and Jason Tatum used to ride the bus together to middle school Talk about great, they're best friends. They're best friends, they're great friends.
Speaker 1:That's so funny man.
Speaker 2:And they won. Kachuk won the Stanley Cup the same year that Tatum won the NBA trophy and they took it to their high school.
Speaker 1:That is so fucking crazy man, isn't it? I love it. I love it. And, kev, let me talk to our canadian friends if I could real quick. Sure listen, this has nothing to do with you. The american people love canadian people. You're so nice, you know. You're like. You know we want to pet your head that makes me feel great I just I like canadian they're.
Speaker 1:It has nothing to do with you and all it is is about fairness. All this is is, whatever your countries have been charging us, we're going to charge you. It's the same thing. You still want to contend you with the unfair shit of? You're going to hit us with an 18% tariff, but we can't hit you with a tariff. How is that bad? It's how it always should have been. I don't know what situation we're in Kev, where our idiot, corrupt, criminal, blackmailed politicians made the decision of okay, we're going to make our companies pay that much tariff, but not charge their country tariff.
Speaker 1:You know, those people should be indicted just for that. You know, all this is is even we just want shit even.
Speaker 2:But see, I think what you just did was fell into the trap too. It's not about a hockey game anymore, it's about politics.
Speaker 1:It's just a hockey game, I know I know, but the media drums this shit up, yeah well, that's why you don't watch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you don't understand that you're playing into their hands. The media is your mortal enemy. They're the enemy of the people, the enemy of the Constitution, the enemy of your freedoms. The enemy of the constitution, the enemy of your freedoms, the enemy of your rights. They work for billionaire control freaks who consider us a virus. Remember that that's who they work for. They're trying to divide us. We got to rise above it and realize what it is. That's what it is. You know. Play hockey. You know. Don't worry about any other bullshit.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you this, because you mentioned that you know we're getting levied at an 18% tariff when we send stuff to Canada.
Speaker 1:I just threw out that number. I don't know what the exact number is. Okay, but we are getting taxed, yes, our company, our companies have to pay a tariff, a tax, to ship our goods into Canada, into Mexico, into European nations, and they don't pay anything. And we're the biggest market in the world. You don't survive or go big without the American consumer. Okay, and finally we get some guy in there going, hey, let's just make shit even. And everybody freaks out. And they're going, hey, let's just make shit even, and everybody freaks out.
Speaker 2:So if I mean I guess I know the answer to this question, but OK, if, if they dropped their taxes on our stuff, we wouldn't have to increase our taxes on their stuff, but then they would be losing out on much needed money. Is that that what the deal is?
Speaker 1:And the thing about Canada is we just give them money anyway. So we give them tariff, you know, revenue and we give the supply them aid, which is why, you know, if you look at it, trump was when he said, hey, let's just make them the 51st state. They technically already are. Because of what we do for them, we protect them Nobody there. Because of what we do for them, we protect them, nobody. You're never going to see anybody invade Canada because we'll blow their fucking shit up. We will, you know. So, technically, canadians, you already are okay. Just relax, you know. Sip a Molson, you know. Get some of your maple syrup going and chill out, watch some great hockey. That's what it's all about, okay.
Speaker 2:We got this. While we're on the topic of Canada, did you see that Delta airlines crash at Toronto international airport yesterday Is?
Speaker 1:that crazy or what I cannot believe. Nobody got like seriously, like hurt Like nobody died and only two people were.
Speaker 2:I mean, only I mean two people were. I mean only I mean two people were critically injured and had to be a helicopter to the hospital. They're expected to be okay, I think, but uh, yeah, uh, it flipped over on its roof, it was upside down.
Speaker 1:Crazy man, yeah, why you don't land in snow kev, let me tell you this I I will be completely honest with you. I would occasionally you know I would cheat and drop the seat belt. You know I will never do that again. I will keep that seat belt on until we're idling in the fucking hangar and or uh on the uh, on the uh terminal now I am very curious to well.
Speaker 2:I mean, I know what you're going to say on this, but we were talking earlier, a little bit ago, about freedoms and all that kind of stuff. Did you see what they're doing over in Germany?
Speaker 1:No, what are they doing in Germany? Jesus, here we go.
Speaker 2:German officials of the country's government have initiated a nationwide crackdown on offensive speech, trying to bring some civility to the World Wide Web. They are literally country's government have initiated a nationwide crackdown on offensive speech, trying to bring some civility to the worldwide web. They are literally going door to door. If they, if they follow your IP address and you have posted something unsavory, they're going to your door and raiding your house. This was on 60 minutes the other night.
Speaker 1:That sounds very Nazi.
Speaker 2:Doesn't it though.
Speaker 1:That, that, that fourth. We got a fourth right going here, Kev. Is that the deal?
Speaker 2:We might be. I mean, it says they believe that they're raiding homes of those believed to be making offensive statements online. They're following the IP addresses.
Speaker 1:German people, just like you know other countries that are under that control. Freak, sicko, sociopath, psychotic, communist, socialist, whatever you want to call it. You got to fight, you got to fight. I mean, they're basically putting you against the wall. You've got to fight for your rights and your freedoms. You just do.
Speaker 2:And to party.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and don't forget you got to fight for your right to party. And plus, don't forget, you got to fight for your right to party.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've known that for a long time.
Speaker 1:All right Since 1986, we've known this. You got to fight. We're doing a beastie Kev. You got a clip here. Are we even allowed to play this? We're not going to play the Beastie Boys, we're going to play Travis Kelsey doing it, because now I know we can get away with that. Yeah, we could do that one. Okay, you got to fight for your right to party.
Speaker 2:You know how you're always saying it is not the car's fault, it is the person's fault. So, ladies, don't go exact revenge on a guy's car.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you never see, I got uh freaked out by that whole. Uh, you know carrie underwood song about you know tearing up the truck yeah you don't do that. You don't you not blame the vehicle for the, the guy?
Speaker 2:you don't do that well, this lady didn't get the memo, timmy, and her mug shots going viral. I think I sent it to you because everybody thinks she's the most beautiful woman in the world and so they're offering to pay her bond and all that stuff. What she did was she went over to her ex-boyfriend's house and put Coke Zero and sucked on Skittles in his gas tank. She got arrested for that.
Speaker 1:Let me look at her Kev wow.
Speaker 2:I could fix her here. She is on the screen right now, timmy, it's your. You've always said it, though she is pretty enough to have never had to deal with adversity that's kev.
Speaker 1:That is an issue. Some women are so hot they've never had any adversity whatsoever and as soon as they come across some, they overdo it, they overcook it, they freak the out.
Speaker 2:Don't you see, in her eyes there's a little bit of crazy? Oh, totally.
Speaker 1:But there's a little bit of fun in there too. I mean I just Kev. You know it would probably cost me six, maybe low seven figures in the end, but God dang, sometimes it's worth it. Maybe low seven figures in the end, but god dang, sometimes it's worth it.
Speaker 2:Do not let me do that shit again, kev. No, I will not. I will not. I'm putting my foot down right now you have to step in.
Speaker 1:You. You have the complete rights to step in and go. No, no, you're not buying her a ring.
Speaker 2:and uh, that's not the only uh story. Uh, in the news about jilted lovers, ex-lovers 21-year-old Michigan man he drove 700 miles to light his ex-girlfriend's house on fire because, well, not his ex-girlfriend's house on fire, the guy that was talking to her online his house on fire, yeah, while his whole family was in there.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's not, uh, his fault, that's your, you got your, it's your girl yeah, exactly so, uh, anyway, uh, all six people escaped, but the two pets were burned alive. Yeah, I know right. So he's, uh, he's in a world, he's in a heap of trouble yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, what an asshole. That's misdirected anger buddy, absolutely yeah, you know you don't play. He probably had no idea she had a boyfriend it was his ex.
Speaker 2:They weren't even together anymore. What, yeah, his ex-girlfriend? He went to the house of the guy that was talking to his ex-girlfriend. Dude man, you got issues yeah, there's.
Speaker 1:There's plenty of women out there. Dude, now you're gonna do about 30 40 years. Yeah, here's a mugshot of women out there.
Speaker 2:Dude, now you're gonna do about 30 40 years yeah, here's a mug shot of a girl that's available apparently no cap, she's mine she's yours, yeah, sorry she's mine.
Speaker 1:Where, where is she and where do I bail her out? What jail is she in?
Speaker 2:I'll make my move there you go, so, and now you're caught up to speed there, buddy.
Speaker 1:Kev. I do a lot, as you know, of deep thinking. Yeah, you've always done that.
Speaker 1:You know, especially these days, since I get a lot of time by myself and I absolutely love that, gosh, I love it, kev. There was another run-in I had with a lovely lady and she was kind of talking to me and stuff like that, and I just totally blew her off because I just didn't want to go anywhere, no way. Yeah, I was supposed to hang out with her and I was just like I'm not going to go. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2:Unbelievable. Yeah, just like I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 1:You know what's wrong with me? Unbelievable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just like you're pulling that much wool that you can just say, hey, you know what?
Speaker 1:I don't really feel like it today I, I just, yeah, I just I'm not there, you know, I just I don't want to do I don't want to do that. I don't know about pulling wool, I just like I'm enjoying my my time, man.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right so are you more active now than you were when you were in high school and college? What do you mean? Active With the ladies? Um having more opportunities. I, yeah, I.
Speaker 1:I was an idiot back then. I mean I was fairly decent looking after I got rid of my bowl haircut and started feathering my hair back. I was fairly decent, but I was just an idiot. I didn't know how to talk to him.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:I mean, I just had no idea, I was awkward and I was weird. And you know, now I, just when you get to a point where you just don't give a fuck and somebody gives you that second look, I mean I'll, I'll talk to him. That's probably why this stuff is happening. You know, more than ever is a I'm available I mean I spent the better part of 30 years not being available, you know and B I just I, if, if I, if I see somebody that looks good and they look back at me, I'm going to say something. I just something. I'm just going to, I'm going to put the feeler out.
Speaker 2:That's a high level of confidence, man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just, I would just put the feeler out. You know, and sometimes I, I, I sometimes I uh misstep. Sometimes you know they were just looking at me but they didn't want anything to do with it. They're married or something like that or whatever. Okay, but a lot of times it's like, okay, if I wanted to pursue that one, I know I could get that one. All right, you know what I'm saying. Does that sound weird?
Speaker 2:No, not at all.
Speaker 1:It doesn't sound weird at all. But yeah, just you. This is, this is a a dangerous time, because you know I'm older and I don't give a shit and I'm, and I'm still holding on. I mean, I'm not like some, some ugly ass dude out of shape and shit like that, you know. So it's a dangerous time and I'll probably be this way for a few more years. Nice, keep it up, man then I'll be old and I'll be like damn it.
Speaker 2:I should have settled down with somebody no, dude you're, you're all taken care of.
Speaker 1:You got the kids you know, yeah, yeah, we're when trish and I get old, we're screwed.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 1:No, kids, nieces and nephews can't stand us yeah, oh, yeah, hey, yeah, and speaking of which, you know and that was something that I was pondering a lot about is the whole idea of funerals okay um, and I just, I just I finally hit me.
Speaker 1:I'm just like they're so stupid. I mean, why, right? All that all a funeral is is hey, come look at the body. Awkward weirdness, that's what it is, you know. Hey, come on by, look. Yeah, he's dead. Now, if you need to poke him, you can poke him, but you probably shouldn't because his family's right there.
Speaker 2:but yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I'm saying. That's really all it is. And then afterwards, cav, it's that awkward, bring your own dish, like little post-party shit. It's just always so weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they call it a potluck yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't understand it, I don't get it.
Speaker 2:I mean I think it's for the people who are still alive. You're supposed to go send your sympathies and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I I think that don't get me wrong and I mean you've heard me talk about this before in the past. I was like I am man, my funeral man, you're gonna play some Zeppelin stairway in the light, you know, and everybody will joke around, smoke a doobie or something like that, and just remember you know some good times that we had and shit like that. You know I was all cool like that, like we're going to do it Now. I'm just like I've spent my entire life annoying the fuck out of people. Why would I want to annoy them again by, you know, expecting them to come to my funeral?
Speaker 2:That would be the ultimate annoyance. You know, one last time I'm going to get them.
Speaker 1:No, I would just be like I don't want to do that to people. I'm just I don't, I don't. Can you do that where you like? Demand. Hey, I don't want any fucking funerals at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean you can, you can put that in like a living will or something like that. But you know it's. What are you going to do about it? You're dead dude. It's the people who are who are supposed to exact or enact that will. It's up to them and their discretion. So I mean, my father-in-law has said the same thing. He wants just a, a wooden box. He doesn't want anybody coming over to see him. Um, but you know, I I don't know if we're gonna adhere to that yeah, I mean, I like my dad.
Speaker 1:My dad just said hey, shave my head into a point and pound me into the ground, be done with it.
Speaker 2:Jeez, fred say, save the money it's the fred spike, but those things are expensive. Funeral. What is funeral, are they really? Oh my God, jim. $9,000 to $12,000.
Speaker 1:I think, oh shit, Does that include everything like the casket and everything?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so. I mean, when my dad died 20 years ago, it'll be 20 years ago this year it was almost $5,000.
Speaker 1:And he burned through all the money.
Speaker 2:No, I paid for it. I paid for it. Oh, did you? Oh, yeah, yeah, and he treated you like that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that was like. Here you go, you son of a bitch Not going to be success, my ass. Watch this dad here. Mr Funeral home guy, here's a tip, here's a. Take another grand.
Speaker 2:There you go, I'm paying to bury you.
Speaker 1:Exactly. Hey, I got one request Before you shovel the dirt over, I get to take a piss in there.
Speaker 2:No, he was buried with full military honors. Man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my dad had the 21-gun salute too. You know he was he was. He was buried with full military honors man. Yeah, my dad had the 21 gun salute too.
Speaker 2:You know it was touching. I mean, you know we did not have the greatest relationship, my father and I. I'm learning more about him after he's dead, about what he actually thought about me, but you know it was still still touching.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, funny thing, real quick note. Yeah, the girl that I, the woman that I blew off I was telling her about my disdain for funerals, now, uh-huh, and she's like, well, you're probably just worried that nobody's going to come and you don't want to throw it. You know what I'm saying? Oh, dude.
Speaker 2:I'll be there.
Speaker 1:'ll be there, assuming that I outlive you well, that's good, because she said she would be there. And now that I've blown her off I thought, oh man, now I got nobody. No, I, I just, I, you just look at it, it's just, uh, it's it. It really seems to be like an unnecessary ritual that we do.
Speaker 2:It is an odd thing, it is, but, like I said, I think it's more for the people who are alive, who are the survivors, than it is for the dead person. True, yeah, I mean, I don't want one.
Speaker 1:I don't want one, I just don't man, I don't want it Kev, even in death?
Speaker 2:you don't know. I just don't, man, I don't, I don't want. You know, like kev, even in death, you don't want attention. No, I don't and I don't want to burden people and, like you said, you know you feel obligated to go that's the thing is.
Speaker 1:You know I, you know I live in houston, yeah, and my kids don't. You know, two of my kids don't even live here. Now, you know the other two are an hour away. You know my, my, most of my family's either in california or pennsylvania. I mean, now you know the other two are an hour away. You know my, my, most of my family's either in california or pennsylvania. I mean what you know, why would I, why would I want to do that to them? And you're in missouri, I mean you probably feel obligated to come. You'd be like. You know the houston chronicle, former radio dj dad. You know you'd be like former radio.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because the newspaper never prints what is what station you're on no, no, just the uh local radio dj local dad. No dude, I'd hop in the corvette and drive right down there. Oh yeah, oh, hell yeah no, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would. No, you wouldn't. I don't want you to man, why guys? I just don't, man, I don't want anybody, I just be like all right, you know, because to me I don't. You know, before you wanted to leave like a leave a legacy, you want to leave a legacy. Yeah, now I'm just like my kids love their dad, that's your legacy and they'll tell cool yeah to me. That makes me immortal. They love their dad. And they'll tell their grandkids and their grandkids that, yeah, grandpa Tim was all right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean you have kids, that's your legacy, and I mean your legacy is going to be phenomenal because your kids are all upstanding, they're successful, they're they're just great kids. So yeah, as long as the kids aren't a fuck up, then you got a great legacy, man.
Speaker 1:Thank you. Thank you, you're welcome. I have developed the absolute, 100%, perfect way to deal with asshole like disgruntled, hateful customer service reps. I did it, you did yeah.
Speaker 2:Explain the scenario please.
Speaker 1:I will. I will. I want you to hear this story and anybody can use this, because it was the most effective way ever of dealing with this shit. Okay, I had noticed that, you know, my phone and Wi-Fi bill was getting larger and I was puzzled about it because, you know, within that bill, over the past five years, I was quote unquote paying off my iPhone. So I was like man, after this long, my iPhone should be fucking paid off. You know what I'm saying. I do, and the price is going up on me and stuff like that. I decided to call them Now Kev. I don't want to identify them, I'll let them.
Speaker 2:Let's just call them A T, okay, yeah, I don't know who you're talking about there.
Speaker 1:We'll call them that okay, all right, yes, there they are and you know I'm, I'm curious about it and you know I'm, just I'm, I decide that I'm just gonna go in as calm, as cool. You know, you know my, uh, my chill voice oh, I do, I do yes. Hey, kev, how you doing? Hey, listen, yeah, timothy Tuttle, richmond, texas. Yeah, yeah, I was having that chill voice.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:And this guy Kev. It's your prototypical AT&P asshole that they love to hire and put out on the front lines customer asshole that they love to hire and put out on the front lines customer rep it's. It's that typical guy. You know, it's the kev. It's the type of asshole that people like, regular folk like us. We will enjoy hunting them down if there's ever a post apocalyptic event, you know I'm saying if there's, if the purge is legal, look out.
Speaker 1:Exactly. I mean, this is the type of shit bag that we will jam an apple in their mouth, put them over a barbecue spit and spin them so cool survivors can have some nourishment, some protein. Okay, that guy. Okay, it was the typical guy. Guy, okay, it was the typical guy. Anyway, in response to me obviously annoying the fuck out of him I'm just annoying him because I'm calm and cool and I'm providing really good nuggets of information presenting my case I just finally just said hey, look, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1:James, with an Indian accent, why don't I just go fuck myself? That's what I said. Yeah, I said. I said yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to go over to the corner of my living room here, I'm going to get on the ground, I'm going to stretch myself out, really, really good, you know. And then I'm going to make my seven and three quarters inch cock really hard oh shit. And I'll do it like thinking about just the gorgeous, attractive women A guy with your personality probably beds all the time and then I'm going to 180 degree, rotate my hard penis, shove it in my ass and I'm going to fuck myself, just for you. James Gav, yeah, that was his response. He laughed, did he? Oh my God, he laughed and like 30 seconds later I get not only my original price back but 10% off of that. And, oh yeah, next time I go to a AT&T like store, they're going to flip out and give me a new iPhone for free Awesome.
Speaker 2:Boom, see, comedy works.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just decided. I was just like why don't I, hey, james, why don't I just go fuck myself? And that was it the whole. I mean Kev, for a second I could like hear him flipping, you know, through the script, going fuck my, let me see it right there, fuck my. He says I'm going to go do a fuck my. We don't have anything but this. How do we handle this? Yeah, so there, it was beautiful so use it calf, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Um, I know you sometimes have run-ins with uh over exuberant ass over exuberant, uh overzealous asshole customer service reps too oh, yeah, yeah, always leaves a bad taste in my mouth but just just try and do me a favor If anybody that's listening to this podcast or watching it on YouTube. If you ever employ the why don't I just go fuck myself strategy, let me know how it turns out that's nice you know, yeah, you'd be curious.
Speaker 1:Of course you would yeah, but as a matter of fact, since that happened, I'm actually looking for scenarios where I can employ it some more but isn't it kind of?
Speaker 2:it's kind of liberating to know you got nothing to lose, so just go ahead and do it, because they're gonna railroad, they're gonna.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, they know because I'm in a community where they have a monopoly. They helped build and wire the infrastructure for the Wi-Fi and so they got exclusivity contract. So they know. They have it tagged on their screen, probably going this guy's fucked, he can't leave us, so I'm not going to go anywhere. I need my Wi-Fi for my gig man for trading futures, I need my Wi-Fi. So I got nothing to lose and I wasn't getting anywhere with him, even though I'm presenting my case absolutely perfectly. I mean, my dad, who was an attorney, would be very proud with what I was doing right there, I'm sure, and I was handling all of his objections and questions and everything like that very calmly and coolly, and I noticed that I was just kept, I was just not getting anywhere. So I was just like you know what, I'm gonna do it, james I, I want to do you a favor. I'm just gonna go fuck myself myself.
Speaker 2:And see he's got a story to tell now too.
Speaker 1:Oh, I assure you, it would not shock me in the least if that like got got out, got released. And if it did get out it became a viral thing.
Speaker 2:Well, now they might add that to the script.
Speaker 1:Here's's what you do if, well, exactly, exactly, yeah, see, that's the thing. Is he? These people are all trained for every scenario, yeah, and he got hit with something they never saw. So now they, they got to kick that thing back to the main office and they'd be going okay, what do we do? If they they, why don't I just go fuck myself? Okay, and they send out that little addendum that these customer service reps have to put in their little three ring binder. All right, everybody read this really quick. Okay, before we go on tonight we got a new scenario the go fuck myself scenario. Go Right scenario. The go fuck myself scenario. Right, yes, definitely, yeah, yeah, I, I I just totally have my antenna out so I can use it again. Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I'm just looking to be, and you know it almost, it almost happened. It almost happened when I took the boys out to eat. Oh, you know, because we went to. It's a hamburger and custard place, let's call it. Let's call it Teddy's.
Speaker 2:OK, all right, teddy's, I'm familiar call it teddy's.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, teddy's, I'm familiar, okay, um, so you know, when you order your hamburger basket and your you know your custard you have the option of holding the custard until after you're done with the hamburger meal oh, I didn't know that yeah, yeah, you don't have to get it all at once because it gets all melty, right.
Speaker 1:So I walked over and handed our ticket. You know, me and the boys, we wanted our custard because we just finished our delicious hamburger and french fries and um. So she said okay. And you know I went because they'll call you out on the intercom when it's done and I noticed that two people had at that went up there after me, kev, um, they had gotten their customers custard prior to me, oh yeah. So I was like, oh man, can I employ the why don't I just go fuck myself strategy here? I'm serious. I started walking.
Speaker 1:I got up from the booth, you know, because you wait too long with a third grade and an eighth grade son. Yeah, that's not good, that's ticking time bomb, exactly because you know now they're a little agitated. So they're going after each other a little bit. You know, yeah, there's a little bit of that brotherly, uh love happening. You know, I'm saying I do and uh. So I stood up and I was like, oh, here we go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hit him with it. You know, hey, I, I just I thought of it as I was walking up there. I was like, hey, I noticed that you know you're passed over 139 and went to 141 and 144 before me, even though they handed their ticket in afterwards. I'll tell you what I'm just going to be in the corner over here fucking myself. What do you think of that? I'm just going to fuck myself. But, kev, I didn't get an opportunity to employ it because as soon as I got up there, I noticed that three were laid out. Oh, all right I?
Speaker 1:I think that they knew what was coming oh, they probably sensed it, yeah well, yeah, because suddenly not only was you know the uh, the custard lady on it, but I noticed they pulled a guy off of the fries to come over and really literally double time get thing going. They had two people working on her Sundays.
Speaker 2:They probably had James from AT&P call him up and say, hey, this guy comes up and says give him his custard.
Speaker 1:The manager takes the call. Hey, this is James from AT&P. I'm telling you, if you don't get him his custard, he's going to go fuck himself in the corner.
Speaker 1:That's funny I kind of. But yeah, in all honesty, I I feel a little bit robbed of my opportunity to employ that. I mean because I noticed the manager was in the corner. I was like, oh, because I'm going to do this in front of the manager too, I'm going to do it to the custard lady, but the manager will hear it and I'd imagine when he hears a customer saying, hey, I'm just going to go fuck myself, he's going to be there whipping out freebie coupons, of course, like crazy, to chill the situation. No, sir, excuse me, sir, please, we, we clearly don't have a sign, because we never anticipated that you're not allowed to fuck yourself in this restaurant, kev, kev. I'd imagine that the next time that I would come back to the restaurant, there would be a sign saying no shoes, no shirt, no fucking yourself.
Speaker 2:I was thinking the same thing Right next to the door.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, you got a picture of a shirt, you got pictures of shoes, you got a picture of like some fucking self-fornication going on, please.
Speaker 2:It's like a guy with carpal tunnel.
Speaker 1:And then, yeah, six months later there's new legislation in the Texas legislature. They're calling it the Tim Tuttle law. Texas residents are no longer allowed to fuck themselves in public.
Speaker 2:In your house all day, long In public? No, yeah, that's awesome. I'm so sorry man.
Speaker 1:I'm so sorry man, that's funny. Anyway, Kev, I got to tell you this and again it comes to. You know you get to our age, you do a lot of thinking. You know you really ruminate over stuff, yeah, and I'm driving in a neighborhood nearby us and I noticed, like every like 50 feet or so, there's a speed bump every 50 feet.
Speaker 2:There are a lot of kids in that neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Well, what I learned, what I learned afterwards was, I guess last summer somebody was speeding through there and hit a kid, killed a kid.
Speaker 2:Oh geez, yeah, I can see why they would put the speed bumps.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, it was. You know, every 50 feet, though, man, you know the HOA, you know they. They got all that. They got all that, that, that money burning a hole in their pocket and they have all that power, so they decided to like, really overcook it. In regards to the speed bumps, I think you know they're they're going to have some issues with some vehicles transmissions, because it's like everywhere and it's tough to see at night and there's probably new people that come in and go. You know they don't see it coming.
Speaker 2:Are they high? Are they? Are they really yeah?
Speaker 1:they're really high and they're unmarked and and only that kev. But I also thought did the hoa think about the family of the, the poor little guy that got taken out last summer? All because whenever they drive over the speed bumps, they're going to be reminded exactly every single time they come into the neighborhood or leave the neighborhood, they miss junior a little bit yeah, you know, I'm saying oh yeah, no, I, I'm following you, you didn't think about that, you know, you didn't think.
Speaker 1:I mean just yeah, put a quick I. It would have been much easier, much less expensive. You know, just put a little plaque, uh, next to junior's favorite swing set in the playground area, there, you know, I'm saying well, but I think it's a safety thing, it's not just a memorialization.
Speaker 1:No, kev, you think that speed bumps solve the problem. But again, not only are these speed bumps every 50 feet, they're tough to see at night, so if you're at night you're screwed, but they also have enough space between them where you could just speed right through them oh, okay yeah, it's what it's.
Speaker 1:Some of those it's like a very, very poorly constructed situation. Oh, you know, I'm saying yeah, yeah, they just didn't think this thing through and I just think that the memorial plaque, you know, would have been a much better, don't you? I mean, I would, I would rather than in the neighborhood, just like looking at me funny every time there's a community pool event or a block party or something like that, because, you know, now they have to get their shocks, like booked at every six months, because the fucking speed bumps, you know, because maybe they, um, they didn't do a good job as parents watching their kids.
Speaker 2:I'm not you know, not casting aspersions, just you know.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying they could have had a nice little moment every time they went by the swing sets with the other kids that they have who now are really being closely watched.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, I'm following you, I'm following you. Okay, yeah, so yeah, and just seriously, if you, uh, if uh, motocross riders are using your street to get whoop-dee-doo, practice your speed bumps are a little bit too big oh yeah, let me tell you, and you know, in the days that did you have a dirt bike when you were growing up I rode a 50. I didn't.
Speaker 1:It wasn't mine, it was our neighbors man, not a 50 I had, you know, uh, a neighbor with a dirt bike Were you. Were you the one with a little mini bikes?
Speaker 2:The little is that you, I had oh my God, the pocket bike.
Speaker 1:That was so awesome. Yeah, they were great, god, that was about 20, 25 years ago. Okay, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was about 2003, 2004. Cause remember, when I beat Jimmy Phil runner, he ran half of the building and I ran the whole thing. That was awesome. Yeah, that was a fun thing.
Speaker 1:But I remember the dirt bikes. I love riding dirt bikes, man. Yeah, I love jumping shit. Did you ever notice that we used to do like dangerous stuff, particularly without helmets? And they don't? I don't. I don't see kids jump like ramps anymore, do you? No? No, man, kev I I remember and this is like you know late 70s, early 80s. I mean you couldn't go a week without you know some kid in the neighborhood getting the wood out, getting their dad's hammer nails out and constructing a ramp so we could jump our bikes. That's right, we would always do that, always yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:It was never a when. If it was always a when what was that? The kenevil effect, kev that was big time evil.
Speaker 1:Kenevil effect okay, that was evil, that we just wanted to be evil kenevil. Yeah, yeah, like. And he was huge when we were little kids. I mean, he was just his king's island jump. I'll never forget it. I was like I so want to do that tomorrow. Mom, that's my new. That's going to be. I love baseball and I know I'm good at it, but I want to be the Evel Knievel and she's like bullshit.
Speaker 2:But this generation has Travis Pastrana, who's a much bigger motorcycle jumper than was Evel Knievel bigger motorcycle jumper than was evil kenevil.
Speaker 1:Then why aren't kids out here like uh constructing?
Speaker 2:ramps and stuff and jumping. I don't see it well, because isn't it illegal for kids to have fun now?
Speaker 1:that's right, I forgot yeah it's either that, or are these like public skateboard parks and stuff like that? Is that enough of an adrenaline?
Speaker 2:because we didn't have the public skateboard parks, we used to have to do our own shit, like at the school, on the railings and stuff like that yeah, I don't know that there are quite a few, uh, of those skate parks that have opened up, but no, I I just think that it's over protection. It really is, it's over protection. You know, we don't want the kids get get hurt anymore, you know. But I mean, you put a helmet on a kid, they might get a little bit more dangerous, they might get a little bit more aggressive than if they don't have a helmet on.
Speaker 1:Kevin, let me tell you this, and this is legit what we did, we there was a, an apartment complex Right next to where we lived, an apartment complex right next to where we lived, and they had those carports. You know those as a flat carport that vehicles would park under right, and it was about 10 feet off the ground and you know you'd have one carport and then, you know, 10 feet next to it, 20 feet next to it or whatever it was, it'd be another one, and so on and so forth. We used to lift our BMX bikes up there, okay, and then a small ramp to get a little bit of air, and we would be on top of the carports riding our bikes as fast as we can, getting some air, and jumping over the 10 feet of space to get to the next carport, like and parents would walk out. You know, kev, they'd walk, they'd have their pats, blue ribbon, smoking, their Marlboro light or whatever, and be like man. It looks fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're judging style points down from below.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you know, hey, look what Timmy is doing. This is great. Timmy, timmy, do it again. That shit is greatmy, timmy, do it again, that shit is great. And you know, and that guy was like an emt driver, you know, uh-, huh, yeah, that's great, man, that's really really cool. All right, now can't do that shit, did you?
Speaker 2:ever do things off of your roof like what we have.
Speaker 1:Yeah anytime I had a chance, anytime I had a chance. I would hope that if we threw a Frisbee or something like that, that it would get up there so I could like climb up there and get the item I mean there were. I'm going to be honest now, I probably shouldn't say this. There'd be a few times a while. On purpose put the Frisbee up there just so I could climb up. Purpose put the frisbee put the frisbee up there just so I could climb up, particularly when, uh, um, the cute girl a grade older than me she lived across the street.
Speaker 1:I mean she was out walking the dog or out in front or something like that. I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna show her how cool I am, I'm gonna climb on my roof you know, I know, yeah, that the roof was a big deal. I don't see people on roofs at all. No, Not anymore. Nope. Are they having Kev? Is this like overprotective parents? Or they just have everything they need right there on that screen? They don't give a fuck about anything else.
Speaker 2:Could be a little of both. Yeah, I mean the the screen time is really a factor. Yeah, screen time is really a factor or is it me?
Speaker 1:you know, maybe because health care is just so ridiculous now, like it is just so insanely expensive, whereas you know back then, you know, you, you go, you break your arm. You set the, it'd be like 19 bucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not anymore.
Speaker 1:Now you break the arm, set the yeah, that's $487 a month for the next 12 months. Right, you know that could be it too right. Yeah, things have definitely gotten more expensive, for sure. Okay, kev, let's talk about how long are we into this thing? I have no clue whatsoever. About 50 minutes. All right, we got to do some stuff here real quick. Okay, let's talk about our rabbit holes.
Speaker 2:Rabbit hole of the week.
Speaker 1:What did you find yourself getting into that you struggled to get out of In terms of rabbit holes this past week? Kevin.
Speaker 2:Silly dog videos. You know like little dogs that get excited that it's walk time. Or I love videos of huskies talking and you know talking back about their food and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. Okay. Is it them just like barking back, or have they overdubbed voices?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's just I'm going yeah, yeah, like they're howling and stuff. Oh man, huskies have such great attitudes.
Speaker 1:Okay, so is it? Is there specifically a Husky channel or something?
Speaker 2:Uh, there are numerous uh people who have Huskies, that film them and have their own YouTube channels. Yes, yeah, I think the one is called Zeus the Husky.
Speaker 1:Zeus.
Speaker 2:Come on, get out of the bathtub. Come on, come on.
Speaker 1:Do you want to go for a walk?
Speaker 2:I like huskies.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're beautiful man that because there's a couple huskies in the neighborhood they got, particularly when they have those blue eyes. Yeah, those are beautiful dogs. Yep, it just looks like to me, um, that they're really, really hot, and every time I pass them, you know they're looking at me like I should be living in alaska or something like that. Why am I here in houston?
Speaker 2:yeah, they don't say they're a cold weather dog for sure. We have, uh, the trail that I run behind our house, there's a lady who walks a Husky I don't know if it's hers or if she's just the dog walker, and I'll see her in the summer and I'll be like, oh, she doesn't like it. Huh, I saw her the other day. It was like 30 degrees and that dog just was like wagging its tail, like loving life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, because that's where they're supposed to be. Yeah, I just don't think that that aren't they Siberian Huskies that, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2:Siberian Huskies.
Speaker 1:Isn't Siberia like one of the coldest places on the planet?
Speaker 2:Well, yes, that in Antarctica.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why is? Why do people have them in Houston?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I mean Siberia is Russia too.
Speaker 1:I mean, why are we importing them? I know, are we sure we can trust them?
Speaker 2:Right yeah, I know, are we sure we can trust him? Right, yeah, had a husky once that was hacking my computer.
Speaker 1:You know, you walk in from a day's work or running errands or something like that, and you notice your Siberian husky Net. Net, here he is. Here he is. I will talk to you later. Net, here, he is. Here he is. Net, I will talk to you later. Net, net, hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's serving up a nice bowl full of borscht for you.
Speaker 1:Bell, did you get the vodka this time? Stoli, I like Stoli. That just to me. That to me is the voice of Siberian Husky would have if they talked Stoli.
Speaker 2:What was the, the uh? What was the Russian couple in the cartoon?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know who you're talking about Boris, and Boris and Natasha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Natasha, that's it. Yeah, it sounds like Boris.
Speaker 1:And here we are.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am stationed in the sea turtle house how funny.
Speaker 1:Oh no, everything's cool man, Everything's Green Bay Packers, Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't they be partial to the Cincinnati Reds? I see what you did there, Gav. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1:It's a communist joke. Yes, it is.
Speaker 2:I love what you did there, thank you. Thank you, it's a communist joke yes, it is.
Speaker 1:I love what you did there. Um, hey, cav, I got caught in a rabbit hole and I'm just going to tell you about it, and I want you to promise me that you will never, ever get caught in a rabbit hole of people who get stuck in tight tunnels when they're caving. No, no, and specifically anybody that is listening or watching this, do not, under any circumstances, look up the Nutty Putty incident in Utah.
Speaker 2:Don't look it up. Well, now you know we're going to Don't don't, don't.
Speaker 1:That was one of the most frightening accounts of claustrophobia that I have ever even heard of in my life.
Speaker 2:The Nutty Putty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to give you the broad strokes. So you don't, please again, please don't look this up. Don't look up n-u-t-t-y, p-u-t-t-y incident give us the broad strokes go ahead.
Speaker 1:Well, it's, it's, it's a mormon guy and his and his brother it's in Mormon guy and his brother it's in Utah and their thing is they like to go in these tunnels and these really thin tunnels and explore them Like shit that they can barely fit. And they've had no problems doing it for years. They go in and whatever, until that one day one of the brothers went a little too far down a tunnel that had not been okayed and cleared and he made a wrong turn down and he got stuck. Yeah, is like doing a headstand in a tight tunnel and it's getting tighter because his body weight is pushing him further in the tunnel. His brother and numerous uh um, rescue people could not even pull him out because he got tight, so he just had to sit there for 48 hours and die slowly, oh my.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 1:They could not do a thing for him, Kev. They tried everything to get him out of there. The more they tried, the more stuck he got. Yeah yeah, sure. And can you imagine the concept of I can't move it? I can't, I can barely breathe, and it's getting worse by the minute for 48 hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not a place I want to be holy shit, kev.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine, you know, and they're, they're, uh, they're, uh you putting a phone down there near him where he could talk to his wife and say goodbye, and all that shit? Wow, yeah, because they couldn't do anything about it.
Speaker 2:If you're going to do stuff like that, don't you think that I mean a contingency plan would be to at least take a gun with bullets in it, in case something like that happens, where you don't have to die an agonizing and excruciating death?
Speaker 1:I kev. I actually thought about that is like, because it seemed like after about 36 hours of intensive work of trying to get the guy out of there, I mean, why did he have to suffer the other 12?
Speaker 1:yeah you know, I, I would have been like to my brother, I I've been like you know what you need to do. You know what you need to do, but they can't do that. And then, not only that, kev, he was so stuck that they could not get his body out and they just closed off that cave and he's stuck in there forever.
Speaker 2:Well, that was one thing that I was thinking about was going back to our previous conversation. At least you don't have to worry about a funeral. Oh my God, it's great.
Speaker 1:Kevin with the recall moment there you go, there you go yeah can you imagine he's like talking to the rescue guys going come on, man, you got something here, don't you? And you know hours later? Okay, I tell you what guys. Why don't you? And you know hours later. Okay, I tell you what guys. Why don't I just go fuck myself?
Speaker 2:that's called. That's called double recall. You just have you just had a yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's called double recall. You just had a Tuttle Incline patented double recall moment. Tell future generations what you heard here today. All right, kev, I got to wrap it up. I have not gotten a setup. Today, I got to make some money.
Speaker 2:Of course you do know that a rescuer with any assault would have said looks like you already did.
Speaker 1:Hey, I don't want to rub any salt into any wounds there. Your own dick has been up your own ass for the last 30 hours, buddy, for the last 30 hours, buddy, god.
Speaker 2:And then he's going literally All right, I got to go Kev, yeah, later. That's it for this episode of the Tuttle Cline Show. See you this Wednesday for an all-new episode and thanks for listening to the Tuttle Cline Show. Yo, all right, take the yo out.
