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Ep #47: Houston Snow to LA Fires to Rigged NFL to...Debbie Clemens On HGH???
Measurable snow in Houston leads to humorous stories and deep reflections on life and celebrity in this episode. We share experiences navigating winter chaos, discuss sports controversies, and reminisce about joy-filled childhood snow days.
• Experiencing Houston's rare snowfall
• Navigating icy roads and driving challenges
• Celebrities' reactions to natural disasters
• The integrity of NFL officiating and its implications
• Favorite childhood snow activities and nostalgia
• Insights on wealth and its implications for society
welcome to the Tuttle and Klein show but if you know place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, unless you're in Los Angeles. Oh wow, if you know place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Speaker 3:This picture right up here right now. That's outside your window.
Speaker 2:Right outside my window right now, kevin Klein. Yes, indeed, this just in the snow miser has cut a deal with the heat miser. Kevin Klein, there is snow in South.
Speaker 3:Town, not just snow. I mean, you guys are getting like two to five inches of snow.
Speaker 2:I've been here almost 20 years, almost exactly 20 years. Right yeah, this is the most accumulation I've seen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we've had dustings before when we were working together in Houston, but never accumulation like this. And you're also getting ice too, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is a bad day to be out on the roads. First off, the city of Houston's idea of snow removal is springtime.
Speaker 3:It's so true.
Speaker 2:And second, off Kev. These people have no idea how to drive in this shit at all. Are there people on the roads how to drive in this shit at all? Are there people on the roads? I, I, I've Kev, I, I, I, I see people like trying, and then five minutes later you'll see the berries. Yeah yeah, I haven't gotten the full report yet, but I'd imagine that there is a a cemetery of uh, of vehicles in medians today.
Speaker 3:Absolutely, oh for sure. Yeah, absolutely, oh for sure yeah, the wreckers.
Speaker 2:The wreckers are going to be busy okay, kevin, it's one of those things where you know by thursday it'll be beautiful again or something uh-huh and and then you'll see all the tracks in the median, the tire tracks yeah, you will.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's an idiot there's an idiot.
Speaker 2:there, there's an idiot. There's an idiot Thought he could break.
Speaker 3:And you guys have cold temperatures too. It feels like 15 down there.
Speaker 2:Ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Now we're two degrees above zero here. That's the real temperature.
Speaker 2:Well, you signed up for that.
Speaker 3:Yes, I did yeah.
Speaker 2:I did not sign up for 15. This is true.
Speaker 3:This is true. You can just take this thing back. I was in uh. We were in houston, uh on sunday for the marathon. That was freaking cold, holy crap man.
Speaker 2:I was so glad I wasn't running oh yeah, that was uh that that's too much 30 mile per hour winds kev I. I have a rule. What is? It uh, since my, my blood has gotten much thinner. You know, I grew up, obviously, in Wisconsin and Indiana, so I'm very familiar with this weather, even though I don't like it at all. But my rule of thumb is I, if I walk outside and I see my breath, I walk right back in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2:Because now I have no reason to go anywhere none, none, whatsoever, everything is optional.
Speaker 3:Well, so when we were at the, at the marathon, we were set up right across from post oak where we worked. We were right in front of magianos and I was like, yep, we would be staying in that hilton hotel and for in two days we would exactly we had to.
Speaker 2:We would have been there, and I don to, we would have been there. And I don't know whether you know, radio still does that or not, but back in our day, man, we were the only game in town.
Speaker 3:No, they do still do that, because I got a text message from Sparks the other day Scott Sparks, one of our dear friends and I said you staying in the hotel and he goes. No, he goes. I moved closer to town just so I don't have to stay in the hotel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sparky.
Speaker 3:Love that guy. Texas Radio Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2:As he should be. Yep, hey, kev, you know I said it at the top there. Of course, I was just goofing about the Los Angeles and the fires and stuff like that, but it does, you know, have something to do with my. Be honest for you. Be honest. Be honest. I just saw the list of celebrities that lost houses in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3:Quite a few.
Speaker 2:Quite a few, Quite shocking as a matter of fact. You know, just as a side note real quick, I wish there would just be a list of regular folks.
Speaker 3:Don't you though.
Speaker 2:And what they're with. You know, our celebrity-obsessed society which I don't know is society I think it's our media. Our celebrity-obsessed media feels that they're the only people on planet Earth, so that's all we should care about. But I want you to be honest, and you don't want to wish it on anyone. I mean, you don't. Even if you have celebrities, you can't stand because they just don't know when to shut the fuck up, and that's happened a lot lately. But are there some celebrities that you feel less sorry for?
Speaker 3:yeah, there actually are. Yeah, I mean, I look and I was guilty of this in the early part of my career and tim actually kind of got me out of this. I used to revere celebrities. I used to be so afraid of them. Then we started talking to them on a regular basis. They're just fucking people. They're just. You know, there are people that get paid a shit ton of money to entertain us, but they're no different than you or me. Okay, and Tim taught me that a long time ago. But yeah, there are people that I I mean, like you said, you don't wish it on them, but I don't really shed too many tears for the Kardashians I just don't. Did they lose a house? Kardashians I just don't did they lose a house? Uh, they were close. If they didn't, uh, what do they do? They don't do anything for society. No, you know they're famous for being famous and how they get famous.
Speaker 2:Pornography, yeah yeah, she took. She took a load from ray jay and then suddenly that they can't get enough of the uh, the kardash's not forget, their dad defended OJ Exactly, but he was the only one that knew and had felt guilty about it.
Speaker 2:That is true, he was the only one that knew. I mean, they all knew, yeah, but he's the only one that's like this shit ain't right man. Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. But you know, know, kevin Lee, I feel bad, for, like you know, like Miles Teller, he's a Top Gun. 2. He's Goose's son and Maverick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was also in Wipeout that movie with JK Simmons where he was a drummer.
Speaker 2:Was that incredible? Was he really playing the drums in that movie?
Speaker 3:I don't know, but if he was, he's talented Holy cow. Is that incredible, incredible, I love that movie.
Speaker 2:I do, but I really love that movie. Uh-huh, yeah, um, um. But you know, like julia louis dreyfus, she lost her house.
Speaker 3:You know, her dad's a billionaire she's not too far with that seinfeld money yeah, she's, she's, yeah, she sniffs.
Speaker 2:uh, you know that that that uh billion dollar mark to herself, so she'll be all right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the thing you know. A lot of these celebrities have the means to rebuild. Now, if they do rebuild there, they're idiots.
Speaker 2:Oh, never, yeah, no, no, you can't. All of that, to me, is a sign of God that people should not be inhabiting that Sodom and Gomorrah.
Speaker 3:It's like the same people that built, rebuilt in new Orleans.
Speaker 2:No if you want that, if you want those people as your leaders, you got to come and go ahead and build, build it again. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, you fucking idiots. Uh, but yeah, and another one who lost her house kept Paris Hilton.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know. But you know what? And she came to mind at the very beginning. She's actually gotten tolerable as she's gotten older, yeah, and became a mom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't feel bad for her because you know her last name's Hilton. She's got a lot of places to stay.
Speaker 3:I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, she could.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean I would feel sorry for her if her last name was la quinta. Still a lot of places to stay, just not the, just not the, the amenities. No, kev I, and we've been over this before. Uh, la quinta is for those unaware is spanish for clean it yourself. Yeah, absolute shittle. Yeah, I've stayed at two la quintas and it was both the same thing. I was like, really, did anybody even just come in here, did anybody?
Speaker 3:I mean you, you, the, the bed spread wasn't even put on you know, yeah, la quinta, or grumpy's, not too grumpy's, his platonia, that was a good one ouch, yes, when kevin klein got buggered by a cockroach in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2:Uh, kevin, I've got to do this real quick. I've got to give you accolades. You, you had been hinting at it for the past six months and I've been in denial, but I, I finally have to give you what you have coming, and I think you know this, you were right the whole time. The NFL is rigged?
Speaker 3:Oh, completely. Come on, man Dude. All you have to do is look at those two hits on Patrick Mahomes that were flagged. They weren't even hits on Patrick Mahomes and they were flagged for unnecessary roughness. And it's just unbelievable how scripted this is that the Chiefs go back to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2:Personal foul Trying to touch Patrick Mahomes, number 51.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Kev the Texans had more yards with zero turnovers versus the Kansas City Chiefs. That formula in the playoffs has led to 49-0. Wow, a team has never been beat when they've had that formula, except the Texans, because it's the Chiefs.
Speaker 3:They were two costly penalties that one that they said where he was sliding and he went down. He didn't even get hit. The Texans hit each other and they still flagged it. And you want to hear some bullshit? The referees I just read this this morning. That referee who made that call said I would make that call again, even after seeing the replay. Well, you know what you need to lose your license.
Speaker 2:He should never, ever be able to ref a game again. Ever Right, especially saying that, yeah, you, you, you, yeah, Kev. Then then that that's how we know he's on the take. I would make that call 100% of the time Anytime I'm officiating a Chiefs game. Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, look, you know what you're going to get. You're going to get a Chiefs-Eagles rematch from a couple of years ago, and that's the way it's going to be.
Speaker 2:I won't recognize it if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. And you remember I did the same thing. I mean, the same thing happened in 2006. The Pittsburgh Steelers-Seattle Seahawks, that was horrible. I mean, seahawks won that Super Bowl. I don't recognize Pittsburgh Steelers, I don't recognize that Super Bowl win. So anytime somebody tries to come at me and give me their Super Bowl record, I always subtract one from the win and add one. I said that's what it really is. Same thing with Denver Broncos 1998. That was a John El elway um lifetime achievement award super bowl. The packers won that one, uh, those two. So basically both of those are mike holmgren. Mike holmgren has won officially but he technically he's won three super bowls okay, yeah, wow, yeah, he was the coach yeah, he was robbed twice out of a Super Bowl.
Speaker 3:Unreal who did he pick up? Horrible.
Speaker 2:Horrible, exactly Horrible officiating. And the saddest thing about this is I had always liked the Chiefs. I did. I mean, patrick Mahomes is a Texas Tech guy. My daughter is a Texas Tech athlete. I've always loved to watch him play, but you know the whole fucking kelsey and taylor swift thing. And now this I mean I fucking hate the chiefs and it hit me yesterday.
Speaker 3:I I'm like I hate them now I just hate the chiefs and that's what I've been telling trish uh, that they are in danger of becoming the if they aren't already the most hated team. Remember what happened to the Patriots when the Patriots kept winning all the time. People hate the Patriots, people don't like the Cowboys because the Cowboys used to win all the time. I said used to win all the time. Now they don't. They're kind of tolerable now. But yeah, you're going to find out that the more the Chiefs win, the more they're going to be hated.
Speaker 2:But there's always an added twist to it. I mean, the 49ers won a lot when we were kids, but they weren't dicks about it if they didn't have controversy. So it was hard to hate the San Francisco 49ers. It's hard to hate Montana and this is coming from a Green Bay Packer fan, cap. Yeah, it was hard to hate Jerry Rice and Roger Craig and Ronnie Lott. It was hard to hate those guys because they played right, they weren't jackasses about it, it was clean, it was good. So I'll disagree on that point. But I will say this that I am actually sad that I am hoping that the Buffalo Bills destroy the Kansas City Chiefs refs. I just I hope that you know that they can beat that combo. They know that they're facing two teams. They're facing the Chiefs and the refereeing team and I would love to see them come out of that with a win.
Speaker 3:I doubt it'll happen, though I was going to say, and you think the chances of that are Almost zero, almost zero exactly.
Speaker 2:The script is set Kev.
Speaker 3:Well, not only that. I mean, yeah, the Bills beat the Chiefs in the regular season, but the Chiefs didn't show anything. Plus, they're playing at Arrowhead. I think the Chiefs are going to win by at least a touchdown, and you know what I'm really pulling for, though. I you know what I'm really pulling for, though.
Speaker 2:I'm pulling for Washington. All right, kev, you were saying that the script has Philadelphia. I'm not 100% in agreeing with that man. I think Washington is a great story. I think Jaden Daniels is a great story. A team that had 13 losses last year and is in the Super Bowl, you know would be in the Super Bowl I mean that's a big story. And with a rookie quarterback and a likable rookie quarterback, I mean he just goes about his business oh, calm, cool, collected.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean he's, he is fun to watch and uh, and, and I would love to see them win, but no, you know why it's going to be Philly, tim Don't tell me it's Kelsey, it's Kelsey.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he's not with the team anymore.
Speaker 3:I know, and he's more popular now and he's more visible now. I'm telling you it's the Kelsey factor. Until Travis retires, there's always going to be the Kelsey factor and Jason's going to be just as much a part of it as Travis.
Speaker 2:I hate that.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 2:See, and the funny thing is is I liked these two dudes three years ago. I loved them.
Speaker 3:They're great, their podcasts, their personalities, you know. And just so let me ask you this If you ran the danger because this is what happened to Cindy Crawford, the supermodel If you ran the danger of overexposure, would you pull yourself back?
Speaker 2:Yes, Kevin, based on one thing OK, Ryan Seacrest now is the host of Wheel of Fortune. Ouch, he was the same situation. I mean, you know, just overexposure too much. Yeah, you know, there's gotta be. You have to have some kind of internal governor that you know goes past what your agents may be telling you, what your yes men around you may be telling you, you know what your bubble is telling you and even what your accountant is telling you, what your yes men around you may be telling you, what your bubble is telling you and even what your accountant is telling you with the cash, and just be like hey, man, I'm starting to hate myself. Yes, yeah, I just need to get away. You know what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying, tim, I'm right with you, man, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2:I think right now would be a good time for the rock to just not make a movie for three years. I'm serious, just go, hey, go away, enjoy your family, enjoy your money and just be wanted again, be be desired again. You know, be mysterious, you know it's just too much, is too much. Yes, I would. Yes, the the kelsey's are in that zone and the rock is in that zone where it's just like, oh, I can't do it, I just can't anymore.
Speaker 3:Well, what I find funny about the Kelsey's is that Jason's wife Kylie she wanted nothing to do with the spotlight, nothing to do with the celebrity aspect of it. Now she's got the number one rated podcast. How does that happen? How do you change your, your, your thinking? How do you exactly? It's money, it's total money, yeah it's hard.
Speaker 2:It's hard to pass up on on um generational cash calf I know, but they already had it with jason's salary they had. They had my kids will be okay, no matter. Now they got my kids and their kids and their kids can travel anywhere they want, do anything they want. The Kelsey's will be fine for the next hundred years.
Speaker 3:You know, while we're talking about cash and I don't mean to get off a different topic here, but I read yesterday and I read it again a different source today there are five men walking the planet right now that in under 10 years will be trillionaires. I believe it, trillionaires. I believe it. Musk right now is 430 bill. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he's he's self-made and he's very innovative. I I'm okay with him having the Jack.
Speaker 3:Here's your five uh, musk, bezos, zuckerberg, larry Ellison, who owns Oracle, and then, uh, bernard Arnault, who owns Louis Vuitton. Those are your five people on the planet right now that, in five to 10 years, will each be trillionaires. A trillion dollars is a is a million millions. That's crazy, man. 1 million million dollars, that's crazy. One million million dollars that's crazy. Is that crazy, dude? It is. It is a number with 12 zeros behind it. That's a trillion. How much do you really need, man? Come on, dude, it's a thousand billions. Who you? Could you ever spend a billion dollars?
Speaker 2:uh, I'd try a thousand millions. I'd give it a try. I would just try to be creative on you know. You know what is it. Hey, let's just, I'm gonna buy a couple helicopters and we're gonna me and my buddies are gonna race them, okay, and we're gonna.
Speaker 3:I know that was, I don't want to keep them anywhere here, you just keep them, you keep them I don't know what helicopters go for these days, but I'm venturing to say you could probably buy two helicopters and still have money left over. You'd be fine for your million. A million, a million a day for a thousand days is what you could spend. That's over three years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that sounds fun.
Speaker 3:It does sound fun, it sounds like a challenge.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a reality series I'd like to see.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, Dude, I've got the reality series that could make us rich, oh my God. Tim, what is it? What's your?
Speaker 3:idea, I just don't know who to pitch it to. Literally go to any indoor storage facility, okay, and I think about this all the time when I go to the snowdrop storage facility. Okay, you get a cart, you have two people. Okay, you get one of those carts and you'll load it up, all right. And you have various rounds, all right. And you put electric shocks on the corners. Okay, no, seriously, you put electric shocks on the corners and you see who can take their cart full of stuff around an obstacle course inside and who gets shocked the last and who can do it the fastest. And then each round, you add more stuff to the cart, okay, and you make more obstacles. Like the third round, you make it all strobe light in there, okay, do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I like it. I would fucking be riveted to watching that. It's diabolical.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's right up there with cage match elevator Kev.
Speaker 3:That is a good one, that is a really good one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's up there I like that.
Speaker 3:I just want to. I need I need to find out who to pitch it to, because I think that I think this would be a a really, really fun thing to watch yeah, I'm into it, thank you.
Speaker 2:Oh, hey, kev, you know what a a fun thing that I've discovered, that I've enjoyed watching lately no telling you know, um, I I like to watch uh, highlights of, like all of the NFL games after they happen. I, the NFL, the NFL YouTube, gives you a nice, you know, 12 to 15 minute package of all the highlights.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:And one of the things that I loved, that I that I just enjoy now is, um, when the hot, hot dogging showboats, um, you know they go crazy because they just got a first down. Uh-huh, you got a first down and you know because you know the score you're just watching the highlight that that team lost. I just, if you are one of those hot dogging football players, you look like a total fucking idiot asshole for freaking out for you know a first down or like a big tackle or a sack or something. I do a full dance for that and anybody watching it knows that your team lost, uh huh. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's the narcissistic era.
Speaker 2:It's so awesome. I just I you know I felt bad for the Detroit Lions because they lost.
Speaker 3:They got torched.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know, one of the reasons could be karma, kev, because literally every first down that that team got there was a full-on choreographed dance. You know icky shuffle, first downs, yeah, and you know any sack or anything like that. I mean just, you know everything. You know everything from the Superman pullout to the championship belt, you know, to the icky shuffle and shit.
Speaker 3:Hey, you played football. What is the deal with diving over the uh end zone goal line to score a touchdown? I hate it. Oh my god, that's so stupid. Who thought that was a neat idea?
Speaker 2:yeah, dallas, um, you know, because dallas plays when he's with me, he plays a lot of uh madden and a lot of uh, college football. You know 2k and he'll do that shit sometimes and I'll be like, do not do that again. Yeah, he's like that. It's a game. I don't care. Man, flip the ball to the ref, he goes that they don't have that button. I gotta choose like one of four things. I said that. I said that these, these games, these designers, eas, are you hearing me? You have to have an option for them to just flip it to the referee. That would be the revolutionary thing now.
Speaker 3:It really would be. Yeah, it really would be.
Speaker 2:I love it. One more thing about football, Kevka. I remembered a dream. You know that I rarely remember my dreams.
Speaker 3:Yes, and I like to analyze if I can.
Speaker 2:Please do Let me know where you're at on this. I had a dream that I was the quarterback, the starting quarterback, for the Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 3:Okay, not a stretch of the imagination at all the way they're going.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I was thinking. I was actually going to remember thinking it while I'm dreaming and I'm like what the fuck is wrong with me? I mean, even in my dreams, I can't go any bigger than like a perennial losing franchise. You know, I mean, why can't I be the Packers quarterback or the Ravens or something like?
Speaker 3:that. I will tell you why Because this is your hero, complex it is. It's your Superman complex. You can't go to the Ravens or the Bills or the chiefs or the Eagles, because they're, they have somebody and they're a good team. You want to resurrect a bad team? You want that's what you want to be.
Speaker 2:I like it. Yeah, I like it. I was just disappointed that I spent the whole dream running from the Eagles instead of figuring out a way for me to get on that team. Eagles, instead of figuring out a way for me to get on that team, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but just think, once you turn that LA Raider or the Las Vegas Raider franchise around, holy cow man, you're going to be doing all kinds of endorsements.
Speaker 2:They'll call me Mr Vegas.
Speaker 3:They will. They'll call him Mr Overexposed.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:God, I hate.
Speaker 2:Tuttle Seven Super Bowls in a row. What a dick. Plus, I heard he has a very large penis too.
Speaker 3:I hate him, I hate him.
Speaker 2:There's something that got me thinking Right now, here, I overhear conversations all the time. There's something that got me thinking and I, you know, right now, here, I overhear conversations all the time and I was. I was overhearing a mom talking about how she is homeschooling her kids. Okay, she just started this year. I guess she pulled them out of the school and, from what I remember, you know, when they they they come to the, come to the pool, it looks. I think she has like I think she has like two boys and and one girl and they all seem like they're like two years apart. And I, I, uh, I had it was just has all kinds of questions in my mind and maybe you can help with them. Like, like, if you are a mom homeschooling three different kids, three different ages, is that tough to separate the curriculum? How the fuck do you do that?
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, remember early in the in the pioneer days, they had, you know, kindergartners going to school with seniors in high school and it was all in one classroom. Yeah, I, I, if you're young enough, they're probably similar in curriculum, just because you know, when you're in third grade you're learning how to spell and learning how to do multiplication and stuff, so it's not that much more of a stretch to fourth grade and second grade. So I don't know. All you have to know about the public school system in America is I am now officially certified to be a substitute teacher.
Speaker 2:That is so crazy, Gav.
Speaker 3:Pass my background check, bitch yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't even believe that the FBI agent that allowed that is now responsible.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can go into a classroom now and teach anything from kindergarten to 12th grade.
Speaker 2:Are you going to do it? Do you have anything lined up?
Speaker 3:I'm actually meeting with some teachers on Thursday. We're having some former teachers over, uh, and they're going to tell me what to expect and, uh, then I will make my decision if I want to go into the classroom or not. I just, you know what, I don't want to go in there and and just babysit, you know, and that's kind of what a sub does, I think totally. Yeah, you know, and the only experience I have with being a sub in my adult life is I was mentoring the media, uh, uh class at a middle school, uh, one day, and the substitute teacher came in and she goes never again. I'm like, oh shit exactly cap this.
Speaker 2:This could be something that you do once one and done because I will tell you this, when I shadowed my ex, who was a fifth grade teacher, you know, two full days in school, yeah I my first thought is how do you not throw these fucking annoying kids through a window? How do you not do it? Yeah, well, you know what? That's one of the things that I'm concerned about is you not throw these fucking annoying kids through a window?
Speaker 3:how do you not do it? Yeah, well that you know what. That's one of the things that I'm concerned about is you know what can you do and what can't you do. Not that I'm gonna throw a kid, but can you even high five a kid for a good job?
Speaker 2:I don't know I don't know, probably a fist bump. You probably do a fist bump, who knows? But you know, make sure it's like right in front of the camera. You know, yeah, you got to be careful and that there was some of that like that I was thinking about with this lady who's homeschooling her three kids. I'm like you know, I you know because you know when you're you have three kids in that situation for hours every day. I mean, like which kid's going to be the bully?
Speaker 3:Like eventually one's going gonna be the bully, like eventually one's gonna be the bully, right? Probably not. I mean yeah, and how? Where do they get their socialization from that's?
Speaker 2:that's the big knock on homeschooling oh, that, and the sports team sucks. Oh, and even work have even worse. I mean, because eventually it comes to this in in high school or whatever. Uh, maybe even eighth or you know, seventh or eighth grade now is like what do you do when that sex education module comes up, mom, totally all right. How do you answer it, hey Mom, so what's ejaculation again?
Speaker 3:Go talk to your dad, the principal.
Speaker 2:Go to the principal's office right now. Yes, oh my God.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's funny, that is funny.
Speaker 2:Hey, kev, we lost a legend last week. I don't pay attention to much. I definitely want you to let me know the things that I may have missed, because I'm off the grid right now, but I did get the word that Bob Uecker is no longer with us.
Speaker 3:Just a bit outside.
Speaker 2:Just a bit outside.
Speaker 3:Dude, he was amazing.
Speaker 2:Hilarious Mr Baseball himself, bob Uecker and me, as a kid growing up in Milwaukee as a Brewers fan, I mean he was a legend, kev. He lived in Menomonee Falls and just you know and outskirts of Milwaukee, just the nicest guy. I can remember him being in public and just anybody that walked up to him he would talk to them about baseball and treat you really, really well, high-fiving kids. He could be like at a McDonald's or something like that, just wanting to grab a quick Big Mac and he will stay there and hold court and just accommodate anyone and everyone that wants to talk to him about baseball. You know his movies. He's doing his light beer commercials.
Speaker 3:You kind of got that feeling about him just listening to him and watching him on camera. I yeah, I envy you because you grew up listening to him. He was a fantastic broadcaster, always had great stories to tell. But yeah, you kind of got that feeling about him that he was very approachable.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, just the best guy and, to me, one of the most memorable light beer commercials. You know his Bob Euchre seats must be in the front row, legendary. I mean. It became such a thing that anybody that has shitty seats in any stadium for any sporting events they have the quote unquote Euchre seats.
Speaker 3:Well, that became part of the American lexicon and just a bit outside from the major league game. Uh you know, I mean he's responsible for a couple of different catchphrases that are still in use today just I.
Speaker 2:I I love bob euchre um. You know I'm sad that he's gone. He had a great life, though man yeah he was 80, almost 90 yeah, I think it was I think it was 90, was he 90?
Speaker 3:okay, yeah, I think I think it was, I think it was 90, so all the all the tributes that are pouring in for him and what uh Christian Yelich, who's been an MVP in uh in major league baseball before uh? He wrote a very, very nice uh post on Instagram about how much Bob Euchre meant to him as a Milwaukee brewer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now, kev, you know he also um. He also played for your hometown team. He played for the St Louis Cardinals.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, brief stint.
Speaker 2:And one of the funniest things I remember and I don't know if you remember, maybe even out there somewhere is for a team photo. Do you ever remember this? Did you hear about this? I don't think so. They had a team photo one time and he's sitting next to Bob Gibson.
Speaker 3:One of the most feared players ever.
Speaker 2:And those two just decided to goof around right before the picture was snapped. They start they held hands. They were holding hands. If Kevin, if you can find that picture, it's hilarious, it'll be right here, if Kev can find it. St Louis Cardinals. It was the preseason team photo Bob Gibson and Bob Euchre holding hands in like the front row sitting down Hilarious shit, dude. That should tell you something, because Bob Gibson very feared guy, very businesslike, you know, very. I mean he if he's going to hold hands with Bob Uecker, that tells you everything you need to know about Bob Uecker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, um. So, uh, uh, while we were talking about Christian Yelich and we're talking about major league baseball, uh, the uh hall of fame uh list uh gets uh released this week and uh, I ran into uh somebody who's on that list at the at Budruckers on Friday of last week who, andy Pettit. Oh cool, yeah, wouldn't even look at me. Oh, you didn't say I don't. I did a double take and I'm sure he saw it and he just looked the other way.
Speaker 2:And yeah, I, his daughter, played volleyball and he came into into houston skylines complex one time and he just he doesn't want to, he don't want to, he doesn't want to talk to anybody he is a massive individual, oh my god I did not.
Speaker 3:I had no idea he was that big big guy, but yeah all I would have said to him was hey, congratulations on a great career. Because I looked up his stats and you know I was showing trish because we were right there Unbelievable, he's got the most playoff wins in history 19.
Speaker 2:Incredible career, kev, yeah, you know often gets overshadowed by Clemens Uh-huh, yeah, but still a Hall of Fame career.
Speaker 3:He's not in.
Speaker 2:Obviously he's going in now. He'll go in.
Speaker 3:Nope, what's the problem? The roids, ped, buddy, yep, ped, because he actually admitted it. He actually admitted he was using hgh. Now he said it was just to get him back on the field from rehabbing an injury, uh, but uh, he, I think, got caught twice. So I don't know, I don't know. And then he and roger don't talk at all anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what happened to that? What happened with that?
Speaker 3:well, because he outed roger with ped, okay and okay, and roger said no, it was debbie who was using it, his wife and pettit goes. I don't. I don't know about that, it was debbie, yeah yeah, I mean, look at her.
Speaker 2:She's throwing fucking Volkswagens out in the backyard. She's picking them up. He misremembers.
Speaker 3:That was the line, and Clemens was Pettit's idol.
Speaker 2:You know, debbie just you know got tired of Seeing the dust under the couch when she was Vacuuming. She just wanted to lift the fucking couch up. So I told her. I said, hey, look the couch when she was vacuuming. She just wanted to lift the fucking couch up. So I told her I said, hey, look, you know I would never touch this stuff myself because I'm a pure baseball player. But you can take some HGH for that, and anytime you just pass by that couch, you just lift that fucker. There you go.
Speaker 3:House has never been cleaner yeah.
Speaker 2:She gets every inch of that house now here you go, roger uh, uh, hey, kev, can I come clean with something? Uh, yeah, sure, um, I gotta come clean. Uh, kevin klein. Um, I actually watched for the first time in its entirety. I've seen little bits and pieces here and there over the year, but I watched in in its entirety for the first time, in its entirety. I've seen little bits and pieces here and there over the year, but I watched in in its entirety for the first time.
Speaker 3:A fish called wanda oh, okay, yeah, with jamie lee curtis and john cleese and uh what and your uncle the actor kevin klein yeah, he won the oscar for that yeah, yeah, he won the oscar.
Speaker 2:Good, kevin klein is, for those unaware, uh, kevin klein's actual uncle. Um, and I I'd seen his work before. I'd never watched that movie in its entirety. I I rather enjoyed it it's a funny movie and he's really good in it it's, it's kind of a, you know, very campy or whatever. And I'm just wondering if, if your uncle, the actor kevin klein, is in the burt reynolds and alec guinness club, how? So okay, for example, let me, let me give you uh burt reynolds, uh burturt Reynolds' storied career.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:But the thing he got the most accolades for for acting was as the porn guy in Boogie Nights. I remember that and he absolutely hated that. That you know the thing that you know particularly that younger generation who didn't maybe know his you know stuff from the 70s and everything like that saw him as this guy who played the porn guy.
Speaker 3:Oh man, no, you got to go Look at Smoky and the Bandit and Sharky's Machine. You got to see all that.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's fantastic, Kev, are you kidding me? Cannonball Run even. Come on Smoky. And the Bandit kidding me? Cannonball run, even come on smoking. The band hooper, hooper are you kidding? I remember that. Yeah, I forgot about that shoot. Uh, sharky's machine is a great movie too. Uh-huh, yeah, good stuff, but he hated that. You know that. That. You know really thrust him because he was up for uh, academy award on that golden globes, all that stuff, and that was the only time he was really up for anything is for that role in boogie nights yeah because the word is is even when he got done shooting that movie, he was so angry at his manager for talking him into doing that movie and he's like we should.
Speaker 2:I should never have been in this movie and he hated it and he was. He was praying that he would not win. He did not win best, uh, best supporting actor or whatever best actor, and he was praying that he would not win. He did not win Best Supporting Actor or whatever Best Actor, and he was relieved because he'd be like that's it. That would be all I would be remembered for.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he'd have to hide that trophy.
Speaker 2:And the same with Alec Guinness. Alec Guinness, of course, most well-known as Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-wan Kenobi. But here's Alec Guinness, one of the greatest classic trained you know Shakespearean actors, brilliant drama guy, and he just could not stand it and I guess it haunted him to his death. It's like I'm just known as this Jedi master now in this Star Wars sci-fi movie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's part of the OBE, the British Empire Order of the British Empire. He's been knighted. He is Sir Alec Guinness and I don't know if you know this or not, but when my uncle won the Academy Award, he was up against Sir Alec Guinness for Best Supporting Actor. Interesting, I didn't know that until I went back and looked who was on the nominee list.
Speaker 2:But yeah, but I'm just wondering the mind frame of your uncle. You know again another classic trained actor, just brilliant Shakespearean guy, like an actor's actor, if you will and yet he's known for this ass clown that he played in the movie A Fish Called Wanda, and he played it beautifully. I mean it was a wonderful portrayal. That movie would not have been the same without him doing what he did.
Speaker 3:Well, let me ask you this Would you rather be known as an ass clown in A Fish Called Wanda, or for Wild Wild West?
Speaker 2:I still want money from him, Kevin. If I ever see him, he's giving me $12.75.
Speaker 3:He was in Wild Wild West opposite Will Smith.
Speaker 2:Horrible movie. Yeah, horrible, horrible. But he won't be known for that. He's kind of known for A Fish Called Wanda.
Speaker 3:He's known for, that's known for dave and french kiss uh, two, uh very, very popular movies. But you know he got his start, you know he's chill. No, his very first movie was opposite meryl streep and sophie's choice that's right yeah, can you imagine? Your very first movie is with meryl streep how that Unbelievable I wonder if he was nervous. I would have been.
Speaker 2:Or was Meryl Streep Meryl Streep, yet I think that's like her really first movie, big movie, wasn't it?
Speaker 3:I don't know, I just Meryl Streep was a big deal when.
Speaker 2:I know she was in Deer Hunter. I'm pretty sure she was in Deer Hunter, I just can't remember at all. That's the one that walk-in won for. Yeah, walk-in, uh. Yeah, he walk-in did really good in that movie. It was a vietnam, vietnam movie right yeah, and that he did such a good job in that movie that natalie wood became enamored with him. Uh, unfortunately for natalie wood and christopher walk-in, she was married to robert wagner and the three of them were on a boat one night. I don't know if you knew the story.
Speaker 3:Unfortunately for Natalie Wood and Christopher Walken.
Speaker 2:She was married to Robert Wagner, and the three of them were on a boat one night. I don't know if you knew the story or not. No, no, I don't know the story, but Robert Wagner, they were all pretty drunk on the boat and Robert Wagner was. This is the last thing Christopher Walken remembers is Robert Wagner was not happy and screaming at Natalie Wood about her attraction to Christopher Walken.
Speaker 3:And then suddenly the next morning there were only two on the boat. Yeah, Walken walks out. And I said, hey, he's talking to my gal. All wrong Using the wrong tone. Do it again. I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Speaker 2:Walken, a precursor to Joe Dirk. Oh, oh, the best, though the best uh cab was, and, and he ended up using this, but way back we had uh, we had uh, uh, jay on more, jay, more, jay, more, and he told us about the tale story oh my god, this is such a great one.
Speaker 2:The first time that he met Walken, when they did Suicide Kings together, Walken saw he had his dog and he's like your dog has no tail. How do you know if he's happy or not? Christopher Walken, I wish I had a tail. Yeah, true story. Jay told us that it was hilarious.
Speaker 3:I wish I had a tail. Yeah, true story. Jay told us that it was hilarious.
Speaker 2:And then he told us that like a long time ago, and then that became a bit in his stand-up act.
Speaker 3:Of course I mean. It's classic. It's too funny not to.
Speaker 2:I love it. And Kevin, that's when you know remember when we had Jay on he's like, yeah, jay can bring the funny. Oh yeah, jay can bring the money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he can Nobody's business.
Speaker 2:All right, hey Kevin, let's do one of your top threes here. Let's do it.
Speaker 1:Just when you thought they couldn't count any higher. It's Tuttle Klein's top three.
Speaker 3:So this harkens back to a little bit of what we were talking about at the beginning where you're getting snow in the Houston area today.
Speaker 2:So your top three activities to do in snow. Yeah, when I was a kid, anytime that we had a layer in, you know, in Wisconsin or Indiana I immediately got my sled and I went to the hills.
Speaker 3:Okay. So did you do a rudder sled like a flyer, or did you do the toboggan type saucer?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had a fleet. Oh, you had a fleet. I had a fleet of sleds. Yeah, you know, one corner of the garage I had my equipment and, depending on the snow, I you know different things for different snow. I mean, you know. My question is is overnight, what kind of snow did we get? Do we get the wet stuff? Do we get the powdery stuff? You know what did we get and depending on that would be, I would choose my weapon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, cause the wet stuff you get the rudder for in the dry stuff you got to go with the toboggan, theer type thing, exactly.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, I, I had it all and I loved it. Cab we. The funny thing is, though, uh and that's just perspective is everything uh, I, I remember in in indiana, um, we had this. Uh, there was this huge hill we called it Suicide Hill, okay, Massive. It is. I mean straight down and then at the bottom it had a big jump when we always got air, you know it was around the Fall Creek Apartments area on Shadeland Avenue, 56 Shadeland Avenue, I remember, and it was just terrifying to a kid, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then I went by there when I was like 18, 19 years old and it just didn't look like much of a hill. It just did not look like much of a hill. It was like, wow, I remember that being much more hard. Did we have some kind of geological phenomenon that happened over the past seven years or so? Because this is not suicide hill, I would just call this hill Hill. Yeah it is all about perspective.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I used to love to do that, kev. Uh, another thing when it snowed and this was, you know, later in the teen years, you know, this was, you know, 14, 15, 16 years old, uh, I used to like to sketch. What is that? Um?
Speaker 3:bumper slide.
Speaker 2:Oh, you would hang on to a bumper and we would just, we would just be walking like we're all normal on the side of the street, car would come by and we would clandestinely, you know, ninja, like attach ourselves to that back bumper and see how many blocks that we can slide, wow, which, of course, was a ridiculously dangerous activity but on many levels but you live in Wisconsin. What the fuck else are you going to do?
Speaker 2:Yeah right, yeah, and I remember one time I'll never forget this it was Kirk Simon. Me and Kirk Simon were doing it out there and I caught this bumper and the guy saw me and was starting to try to shake me off. You know, uh-huh, he saw me on the back there, there and I'm like no dude, come on man, I'm an athlete man, I'm staying on. And I stayed on until I saw behind me the berries. Oh wow, I saw the cop and I was like, oh shit. So I kind of like I slid off and got quick to the sidewalk or whatever. But apparently he wasn't worried about me, he was worried about the guy going back and forth and back and forth, uh-huh, so he's chasing him. And then, yeah, I look in the back and there's Kirk Simon on the police car bumper, just waving and going. Oh, and you know, when you're a seventh and eighth grader, you immediately become a legend at school when that story goes around absolutely, he's still known for that I can't.
Speaker 2:I remember for like at least three weeks, different people coming up and going. I heard you with kirk simon, was that true? I was like yeah he did it you.
Speaker 3:You get the assist, though, because if it wasn't for you and that guy, the cop wouldn't have been there.
Speaker 2:So no, I was the distraction exactly, yeah I was the distraction, but it was.
Speaker 2:That was the best ever man, because I remember my heart's beating so funny. I was like I'm gonna get busted. Oh my god, what am I gonna do? What is my dad? Oh, I'm going to get busted. Oh my God, what am I going to do? And what is my dad going to say? My dad would probably have to get called or come down and get me, or something like that. My heart was beating, I was scared and then I see Kirk's. I'm going to go. Oh, he's in. He would be in much more fucking trouble than me, for sure. That was great, yeah, okay, so that's. Number two is sketching. You never did that.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. I never even heard of it until now.
Speaker 2:No shit, you never bumper slide.
Speaker 3:I was today old when I found out about sketching.
Speaker 2:No shit. Yeah, buddy, maybe it was a regional thing, or maybe you just in St Louis your snow was so polluted.
Speaker 3:Timmy was gleaming the cube before there was a cube to gleam, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, in Wisconsin we had pure beautiful snow, right off the lake.
Speaker 2:Right off of Lake Michigan. I mean, it was just pure. You could do it, you know. But in St Louis, apparently, the snow is so polluted I can't even skitch with my friends. Man, Can you imagine if you grew up in Wisconsin and then your parents said when you're like seventh or eighth grade, hey, we're moving to St Louis? We're like, oh man, really, okay, all right. And then you tell the St Louis kids is the first good snow, hey, let's go sketching. And they're like they never heard of it. And you're like, why? Why have they ever? And then you go out and try and you hurt yourself on the polluted snow. Yeah, then you run home as soon as you can and go.
Speaker 3:We gotta move come on, mom dad, let's go back north.
Speaker 2:Dad, take that job back in wisconsin come on much purer snow come on, I I used to give my dad so much shit, though about. You know he's a brilliant guy and a lawyer. You know corporate uh. You know he was Saturday evening post publisher, big time magazine, uh, publisher mogul. I mean, for those who you can remember when you had magazines and you had that little card that slipped out of every magazine to uh sign up for a subscription, that was invented by my father.
Speaker 3:Amazing.
Speaker 2:But he was just maverick, you know business guy, and I always gave him shit. I'm like dad, why not? I mean, you're so smart, why are we living in Wisconsin? This is torture. And then he told me the story of San Diego.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You knew that story, didn't you? Oh yeah, yeah, he got an offer to go move to San.
Speaker 3:Diego. Yeah, did you knew that story, didn't you? Oh, yeah, yeah, he got an offer to go move to San Diego and mom didn't like that. Uh, mom didn't like that company.
Speaker 2:Yeah, work for a hustler. Larry Flint personally wanted to pay my dad out the ass, give him access to the uh, the helicopter and everything like that, kev. I mean full on Uh. But my mom said no, fred, you will not be working for Hustler magazine, and you know the reason why.
Speaker 3:No, I don't. I mean I can assume that it had to do with the proximity of scantily clad no cladded women.
Speaker 2:Well, and the thing that sealed it? Yeah, kev, obviously that's an issue. The thing that sealed it, though, was an incident that happened a few months before then. Um, my dad had done some consulting work with uh Hefner at playboy magazine, and my mom, uh and and my dad were invited to the uh playboy mansion, have a little bit of a party, or whatever, and my mom and dad walk into the gift shop. My dad's got to get a pack of smokes, because he's a chain fucking smoker. That's why he's dead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's a chain smoker, so he had to get some smokes. And the little Playboy bunny, you know, wearing hardly anything, with the bunny ears and anything like that, behind the cash register, tells him you know, hey, fred, that's. You know this is early 80s. So, hey, fred, that's you know. Hey, fred, that's a. You know this is early 80. So, hey, fred, that's a, you know, buck 25. My dad's like, okay, pulls out a 20 and she goes, oh, thank you, puts the 20 in her thing and then takes her own buck and quarter and puts it in the register and my mom's standing next to him, going, fred, get that fucking money back, fred. And my dad's like I, donnie, I can't, I can't, because you can't do that. I mean you can't take back a tip, right, right, if you did that you would look like a jackass. I mean, you're one of Hef's, you're in intercore with Hef, you can't do that right, that gets back to him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure yeah, so you know, my dad had to eat that and my mom was pissed yeah, well, I can't imagine your dad being happy about it.
Speaker 3:You know 1875 and tip.
Speaker 2:Yeah anyway, from that point on, anytime he would meet with hef, he would always have a stack of singles. Uh, anyway, kev, the third thing, I'm sorry man, we're bringing now, that's what this is the time for yeah, the third thing um that, uh, I love to do during the snow is I love snowball fights uh, yeah, I figured you would I, I absolutely do, and it's particularly snowball fights against people who are new or not as familiar with snow, like they don't know the ins and outs and the nuances and everything like that.
Speaker 2:You know how to pack a good snowball and everything, but the thing is, is they, they, they always fall. For the dumbest trick ever is the lob. You know where you're throwing up high and then they're looking up and then you just drill them like high velocity straight at them. Yeah, that's always a joy to nail some of the people who aren't familiar with snow with that trick. Yeah, that was an easy trick to get, that's fun.
Speaker 3:So look, yeah, yeah, kev, those are my three things. What about you I? I never liked snowball fights, uh, so I figured that you would like that and I didn't. Uh, what I like to do? I love to go sled riding. Uh, we did that quite often, uh. My other favorite thing to do was I would hold on hold on.
Speaker 2:How were the hills in st louis?
Speaker 3:uh, we actually had a really nice backyard so we would set up this like luge course and it. We opened up the gate to our backyard and that went into the woods and so we would do this slalom course. Uh, it was probably. I mean, it would take a minute and a half to two minutes to get down. It was a good ride. Yeah, it was a good ride. So nice. Yep, I used to like to build igloos and I used to two minutes to get down. It was a good ride. Yeah, it was a good ride. So nice. Yep, I used to like to build igloos and I used to like to build them by myself and then when they got done and the neighbor kids would come over and say, hey, can we get in your igloo? I'm like, fuck, no, you can't get in my igloo, I built it no shit yeah, I loved it, I love okay what was your methodology?
Speaker 2:because you do you remember when we were kids, we used to have that uh like red, uh piece of molded plastic that you know was brick shaped, and we stuffed that thing with snow and then you could just make them brick by brick yeah, no, that wasn't what I did.
Speaker 3:I would mound up snow, okay, and then I would take my little, uh, toboggan saucer and I would pack it down, all right, and then I'd start digging, and start digging. Yeah, and that's how I did it.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait. So you, you went underground a little bit to get some basement.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't go. I mean, it was just a mound of snow on the, on the yard, on the grass, and then I would mound it up and I would really pack it with my little sled thing, you know, taking it around and stuff, and then in the middle of the mound then I would start digging out the interior, the inside, and make a little hole.
Speaker 2:Interesting Kevin Klein. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So you can. You can see why I was very protective of my turf, because there was a lot of work that went into that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's. It's like a solo adventure too, you didn't. You know, that's something you just did by yourself, and creative by yourself.
Speaker 3:And now what we love to do and this is kind of what brought it up with you guys getting snow. I was glad that we could talk about this. We live. Our house is right next to two big hills. That it's a road, ok, and if you're watching this on YouTube right now, I'm showing you exactly. So we've got a hill that goes down this way and a hill that goes down this way, and they meet in the middle, okay, and it's called dead man's hill because it used to be a one lane bridge. All right, our new thing is to watch assholes try and go up dead man's hill in snow.
Speaker 2:That's so funny.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, dude, it is such good sport. It's so good because you see these idiots and Priuses trying to go up. It's. There's two inches of snow on the ground. You're going up dead man's hill, which is really steep, and then all of a sudden you see him turn around and I'm like where are you going to go, pal? Because the next you're turning around to go up a hill is equally as big. So they end up stalling their vehicle down at the bottom of the hill and, oh yeah, there was about three or four cars.
Speaker 2:I love it.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's great man.
Speaker 2:And that reminds me too, kevin, and you probably remember it from your time here in Houston is after we get what we have today. You know it doesn't happen often, but you'll always get that video montage of people are just dumb, uh-huh, oh yeah, just dumb. Yeah, I call them break hitters. Yeah, it's just the number one thing. The number one, because that's what you do. It's like, oh shit, I'm losing control, I'll hit the brakes and then you're done, yeah.
Speaker 2:You don't hit the brakes, never hit the brakes. Then you're done. Yeah, you don't hit the brakes, never hit the brakes. You steer into it. Okay, never hit the brake. I just tell my kids, uh, kev, um, to not drive. I mean Audrey and Jonas. I just say, hey, man, don't drive. Yeah, and it's not necessarily cause you don't know what's going on, which you really don't cause. You're Houstonians, um, but it's all the other idiots out there that have no clue what's going on.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, no, you break your you're, you're out of control. If you just take your foot off the accelerator and just kind of follow the path of the car, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it also reminds me of you know, houstonians, when they get snow. We were at a volleyball tournament when Audrey was like 14 or 15 years old and we were at a volleyball tournament in Denver and it started to snow and all of the Houston Skyline girls are just like freaking out. They're sticking their tongues out and having to land on it. They're just going nuts and the teams from all throughout the country from inside the restaurant were just looking out and going who is? And I walk in and go houston skyline. That's a lot of times their their first time they ever saw snow yeah, but everybody in the restaurant going, oh okay we get it, yeah.
Speaker 2:You can imagine the other teams in the restaurant going and these are the people. We get it, yeah.
Speaker 3:You can imagine the other teams in the restaurant going in. These are the people we got to play, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2:This is the team that dusted us in three sets. Today they're sitting out there now celebrating by having snow land on their tongue. Yeah, I remember that. That's so great.
Speaker 3:Oh, for sure, yeah, those are my three.
Speaker 2:All right, kev. A lot of fun. I got to wrap up, I got to get a setup here. I got to make some money.
Speaker 3:Okay, man, good, good, yeah, become one of those five trillionaires Working on it.
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Speaker 3:They weren't the only ones. There's a lot of people that make a lot of money off of TikTok.
Speaker 2:Yeah, TikTok's a big deal. So, yeah, we have a Tuttle Claw on TikTok. We would love for you to follow us on that and then check out our daily videos there. Kevin, Jimmy, I got to admit too. I want to wrap up with you because I'm going to go make a snow angel.
Speaker 3:Ah because. I'm going to go make a snow angel. I have fun doing that, buddy, or I'm going to be a snow devil.
Speaker 2:Well, that's the thing I always make the angel, and then I put horns in it Just to fuck with people.
Speaker 1:That's it for this episode of the Tuttle Cline Show. Yo, all right, take the yo out.
