Tuttle & Kline
Award winning morning radio partners for 25+ years, Tim Tuttle and Kevin Kline share stories and insights through organic conversation and natural humor.
Tuttle & Kline
Ep #46: Hope You're Ready To Hyperventilate From Hilarity
Amidst laughter and side-splitting tales, this episode dives into nostalgia, explores oddities of life, and celebrates the moments that connect us to our loved ones. From the mystery of white dog poop to life insights gleaned from marathon running and bizarre medical stories, we're reminded that sometimes humor is our greatest ally.
Discussing the nostalgic disappearance of white dog poop
Sharing personal marathon experiences and the joy of running
Exploring absurd medical stories that evoke laughter and disbelief
Tuttle family trivia contest with a playful competitive edge
Reflecting on mental health and laughter as a coping mechanism
BTS stories of some of our favorite celebrity encounters
Welcome to the Tuttle Kline. Show that you would be mine by taking our time. Yeah, it's the Richard Cheese version of what Is and what Should Never Be by let's Know. Got one for the ladies Calvin Ravey ravey, I love that guy. Got one for the ladies galvin lady.
Speaker 2:That was so early on in our career too, man can you believe that that dude has just celebrated 25 years of lounge against the machine?
Speaker 1:that's unbelievable. Wow, it is 25 years yeah, I.
Speaker 2:I know that because I'm on his mailing list. Still, I love Richard Cheese. Yeah, yeah, great, great lounge act. He's been doing it in Vegas for quite a while now.
Speaker 1:I remember he bought us on stage. For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about Richard Cheese. Kev's got a little picture of him right here. This guy takes like rock songs and turns them into lounge songs. It's brilliant, it's it's so brilliant. And he back early in our career I mean this is 1996, 97 at the latest. He brings Kevin and I on stage with him when he did a show in Nashville. Remember that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he gave you your own cheese name.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't remember it. Weren't you like Timmy Gouda or something? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was it. And we went on stage and somebody from the front you know because when they were announcing you know we were the radio guys somebody said video killed the radio star. And I said, yeah, you can't get any videos on MTV anymore, fucker. But I'm still right here.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:You know what? Eventually, 25 years later, what killed the radio star was streaming and podcasting.
Speaker 2:And corporate ownership.
Speaker 1:Exactly Corporate ownership. They fucked everything up, Kev. How are you doing, buddy?
Speaker 2:I'm doing well bud, how are you?
Speaker 1:Good, you're smart. Also for those unaware the 25, god, now 30 years. Kevin and I have known each other. When I have something pop into my head that doesn't make sense or it needs explanation, I always go to kevin on it uh kev, although tim has a higher iq than me, so I don't understand where this comes from don't tell anybody, kevin, it's better that they think I'm dumb.
Speaker 1:Uh, kevin, you remember when we were kids, when we would see dog shit? Yeah, about 60, 70 percent of the time it would be white dog shit. Right, what happened to white dog shit?
Speaker 2:uh, well, I think part of the reason is because you live in uh, houston and the, the humidity is always there. It doesn't matter what time of year, you're still going to have humidity in Houston. That's all that white dog shit is is just a evaporation of the, of the fluids that are in the in the in the shit. Okay, that's it. Yeah, that's all it is. It's just drying out.
Speaker 1:Okay, I see, Cause I thought maybe you know that, uh, the dog food that dogs get now is so gourmet in comparison to the shit that we fed them when we were kids.
Speaker 2:Oh, that could be, that could be part of it, but no, I think. I think most of it is just the dehydration.
Speaker 1:OK, because I, you know I was, I was doing my cardio and you know, again counting assholes who don't clean up after their dogs. Yes, I fucking hate that. Just let me catch one of them. I just want to catch one of them. You know, I just want to choke them out right down the sidewalk, right there.
Speaker 2:Just rub their nose in it.
Speaker 1:And I'll say dog, you're free, go, go go, you're free from this idiot. Yeah, I just I remember that and I'm just like where is the white dog? Shit these days, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean there'd be plenty of it up above Arkansas. You know we're still freezing up here, Holy smokes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was, it was. It's been cold here in Houston too. It really has.
Speaker 2:Well, I'll be down in Houston later on this weekend for the marathon and it's supposed to be 39 for the marathon.
Speaker 1:You actually like that, don't you? Are you running in it?
Speaker 2:I'm not running this year. No, no, no Dang.
Speaker 1:I'm signed up.
Speaker 2:I'm signed up, but I don't think I'm going to run it. No, is that?
Speaker 1:hard for you.
Speaker 2:No, it used to be. You know, I used to want to have the streak, but I've done 20 Houston marathons so I mean I've got my fill. You know, I sign up every year and if I'm in shape to run it, great. If I'm not in shape to run it, you know what? I made? A contribution to the city of Houston.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, it doesn't bother me anymore. Yeah, cause I you know. Uh, they say that professional athletes, after they retire a lot of them can't even go back. It hurts too much to even be on the field or at the stadium or arena or whatever for at least a year or two afterwards. That's one of the reasons they say Brady took off for one year before he got into the broadcasting booth because he just wanted to get away from the game sure I can.
Speaker 2:I can understand that. I mean you, that that's a job. I mean you're pouring your, your heart and soul into it. I mean running. You basically train for 16 to 20 weeks you do the race and if you don't like the like, the outcome, you can go do another one, uh, in a couple of weeks. But a lot of people just do it for a bucket list thing. So yeah, it's it, nah it's. You're not compelled to do it again.
Speaker 1:You've got your run. I mean everything that you wanted to do in terms of your running. You've you've accomplished. I mean there's nothing left.
Speaker 2:There's two continents left that I want to run on that I haven't. I've done five continents, but I still have Asia and Antarctica to go, and those are the only two bucket list things left on my running.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but can you even do Antarctica?
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Tim, there's five races down there. What, yeah? Yeah, there's five marathons down there. There's 100K down there, a 62 mile race.
Speaker 1:Well, I tell you what if you ever go on the run and want to disappear. I'm the race director for Antarctica races.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it takes anywhere from 15,000 to 30,000 to get in that race.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, why is it so?
Speaker 2:expensive To get there. To get there, you either fly in on a Russian carrier cargo plane or you go on a boat over the Drake Passage which if you have any sort of inclination to seasickness, you don't want to do that because it's a violent passage. And once you're there, then the logistics of housing for three days and all that kind of stuff. So yeah, it's very expensive to do it.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, I see. So that's why it's prohibitive. It's not like it's dangerous and you have to really psych yourself up and train up for it. It's the cost of transportation getting there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I mean, what I did in Alaska is more dangerous than running 26 miles in Antarctica. Ok, yeah, I mean it's still going to be cold and it's still going to be brutal, but you know it's, it's you're only out there for five hours. Right, yeah, yeah out there for five hours, right? Yeah, uh, yeah. But I I wanted to uh tell you a story. It's all about those high brand blues. I come home on friday I tell my lady I done lost my job she said that don't concern me george thoroughgood baby I love george thoroughgood man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not. He's not just bad to the bone, he's got a lot of great stories, including an excellent rendition of the doors. Who do you love?
Speaker 2:yes, he does, that's a great one who do you love?
Speaker 1:um kev? Apparently I have to start backtracking through the uh houston medical community um and like. Reissue some paperwork.
Speaker 2:From how far back?
Speaker 1:Well, let me explain. I was at the doctor's office last week, just a regular visit.
Speaker 2:Your annual sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my annual. And I saw on the computer screen when you know she was drawing me up and everything like that who I had put down as my who to notify in case of emergency. Hold on, hold on. Why are you laughing? I need to know why you're laughing.
Speaker 2:Because I'm very curious to find out if it's mom, wife one, wife two, or if I even made the list.
Speaker 1:It's one of my exes, okay, and it's the wrong hex, oh no. Yeah, she would probably tell them not to resuscitate, even if I stubbed my toe or something.
Speaker 2:Euthanize him, he's done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's done, he's done so, you know, I, I immediately wanted to settle it there, you know, at that office, because that's my regular doctor. And, uh, I asked the receptions for her number, smart, yeah, and she, she said she's very flattered, you know, uh, but she's buried. And I said no, no, no, no, I, in case of emergency, I want my doctor to be notified. I mean, yeah, right, so like, I want you to know and you, you can make the decisions from that point on she laughed.
Speaker 2:That's a brilliant move, though it's a great move.
Speaker 1:It's a great move plus, it was just the feel, because kev she was a hot latina lady oh, you're right up your alley just and right up her anyway.
Speaker 1:Anyway, calm down, tuttle, calm down, um kev. I'm curious. I sat on this for for a week. I didn't look at it because I kind of wanted you to present it. For those of you who aren't aware, kevin Kline will throw a plum in here in regards to what we want to cover on the show and everything like that. So he sends me a link and I didn't click on the link. You're going to go through it right here yourself. Oh, okay, I didn't click on the link and it's fascinating topic. I guess there's a list of most inexplicable things that people put in their rectums in 2024.
Speaker 2:This is the 12th annual list. They've been doing this for 12 years and they have expanded it. Tim, it's not just things that people have put in their rectums in 2024. No, these are things that people have also put in their vaginas and in their penises. And these are actual medical reports of people going to the hospital or the doctor. And some of them some of them come with the description too, because you know, if the description comes, that the people that are on the end of that phone call go. You're never going to believe this shit.
Speaker 1:That's funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, uh, so quote patient states that him and his wife got carried away and a portion of a plastic screwdriver handle ended up in his rectum.
Speaker 1:That's it. That man that's like hey, honey, listen, we got to do everything we can to handle this at home. I mean, there's gonna be paperwork, there's gonna be we we got. Are you sure you can't get that thing on there? Do you want me to call it? Do you want me to call a neighbor? He's a plumber. No, don't call the neighbor. No, no, no, don't call the neighbor.
Speaker 2:What about this one Ankle, abdominal and neck pain after jumping off of a second floor balcony and finding a foreign body in his rectum?
Speaker 1:Oh, how does that happen? I don't know, man see, and how many of these kev yeah are like are they really telling the truth of what happened?
Speaker 2:uh, I mean, yeah, well, that too you know. I mean, who jumps off a second floor balcony and has something in their rectum? Then you know that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this guy shoved a bag containing 20 hydroxine pills into his rectum for street cred.
Speaker 1:For street cred. You know, bro, I wasn't going to trust you with fencing these items, but I heard about your ass. I heard about your ass thing, man. Way to go, dude, you're the guy.
Speaker 2:All right, now you were talking about people lying. Tell me this one. This is not the truth, patient states. He tripped in the shower and fell backwards and landed on a shampoo bottle, which became lodged in his anus. No fucking way.
Speaker 1:Not a chance, not a chance. No, okay, kev, that's like shooting a like a watermelon into a basketball hoop from 75 feet away no, that did not happen. No, it did not, not a chance and the doctors that they've seen everything too. The nursing staff and the doctors kev, I guarantee you they're like. So you shoved the shampoo. Bottle up your ass is it clean now?
Speaker 2:here's one tim that I read this and I'm like I wonder if in our early days of radio, we could have gotten away with this as like a dirty deed or something okay. Um, put a motorized tire pump inserted into her rectum and was insufflated for the duration of approximately five minutes. They kept pumping her up for five minutes what that's?
Speaker 1:people who watch too many cartoons that is just.
Speaker 2:That is diabolical.
Speaker 1:Holy gosh wait a minute. What's the effect of that? I mean, did she would? Did they say what happened with her?
Speaker 2:well, I would expect that things expand to an uncomfortable level. And she's darn lucky something didn't didn't rupture exactly, that's a little crazy man, yeah, kevin.
Speaker 1:But believe me, I know as well as any person uh, you know that that likes a little freaky, freak, uh that in the moment shit can happen. You're like hey, let's try this, that's one. You just don't. You know there's got to be somebody in the room that's saying you know what that would be. That seems pretty hot, but we probably fucking shouldn't do that one.
Speaker 2:Now, they did end up tethering her legs and she did participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. But can you believe that kind of stuff?
Speaker 1:I I have in the world we're in. Nothing surprises me anymore. Yeah, we've seen so much. I see this effect when you know, I tell my kids some stories or tell them what's good, and they're shocked by it. I'm like, oh, you haven't seen anything yet. Yeah, anything is possible.
Speaker 2:Just when you think you saw it all.
Speaker 1:Except for I fell on a shampoo bottle and it went in my ass. That didn't really fucking happen. No, it did not. Can you imagine? You know the guy's driving to the hospital. Of course he's driving sideways, you know, because he's got a shampoo bottle up his ass, like he can only get one cheek on the seat, he's thinking to himself god damn, what do I fucking tell these people? Man, one cheek seat. He pulls to a stoplight and somebody's looking at him funny, like that guy's got a shot. You know what? I can't tell, because you know he's sitting down and the door's in the way, but I would bet that the shampoo bottle is up that guy's ass right now.
Speaker 2:I've seen that posture before.
Speaker 1:All right, oh, that's funny, unbelievable hey, kev, even as we advance in our years, we still have those. Uh, I was blank years old until I realized, realized something. Let me know if you knew this or not. Okay, because I could have sworn. It started off, I, I thought it was going to cause a little bit of an argument and then, you know, it got Googled, so it was squared away. Did you know that Picasso is not from Italy, he's from Spain. He was from Spain, really. Yeah, I did not know that. I was like somebody who was trying to really drive that. I did not know that I was. I was like somebody was trying to, you know, really drive that home. You know, no, he was spanish, he's like picasso, he's fucking italian.
Speaker 2:Picasso, hey, oh, picasso, yeah I mean he's italian thought he and michelangelo were buds man exactly aren't all like uh, great painters, aren't they, aren't they italian, I mean da vinci or french yeah yeah, michelangelo joe pesci's mom and goodfellas they're all italian, all italian. Yeah, no, I didn't know that p that Picasso was Spanish, did not know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I yeah, I was just we're learning stuff every time, you know, like I had no clue whatsoever until today. I was today years old when I realized that you could fit a shampoo bottle up your ass.
Speaker 2:Aren't you curious as to what brand it was? I mean, was it like Suave? There's no way it could have been Head Shoulders.
Speaker 1:It had to be like Prel. Yeah, just a tube. It had to be. Had to be right. You're not going to get any Jajoba in there. Do they even still sell that? I remember that with you know, back back in the uh, late 80s, early 90s, everybody was about the joe ball. Dudes were, I think they do still sell that do they really?
Speaker 2:I think I saw. No, I think I saw it in walmart it was the australian shampoo with like kangaroo. Remember that yeah, that is yeah, they still sell it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, yeah uh-huh how's that for a flash from the past? Beautiful. Yeah, kev, I think you're gonna love this. I uh, you know I I have uh, we've done this before and it's really become a big thing. With me and the kids it's kind of like a, a total bonding strategy okay, I love hearing these I used to uh, you know I would, I've done before where you know I would text the kids. We got our own little text, the Tuttle squad text, the five of us on it.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And I would text them questions about you know, the family, the Tuttle family, tuttle, history, each of them, all of this stuff, and they would answer the trivia questions for cash prizes Cash prizes, yeah yeah, it's like 25 bucks or something like that, which is a fun way to you know we're bonding and having good and good time and we're, you know, at least staying in touch with each other, all five of us, at least like once a day or every two days maximum.
Speaker 1:It's really cool that is very cool yeah, but I've kind of uh upped it this time around. Do tell we're only playing one more game of it ever. Okay, because this uh tuttle trivia contest will last until I die. How so?
Speaker 2:well, the.
Speaker 1:Well, the prize is huge, Kevin. The winner of the Tuttle Trivia Contest will get all of my life insurance benefit.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:So they're playing for keeps now? Yeah, they are Now. Initially, if something were to happen to me, you know Audreau was going to make sure all four of them got 25 a piece, and she would. She would take care of that. You know audrey's honorable, she would do that. So I I got everything put in her name and everything. But you know, now I've decided okay, no, no, I mean, you know, I want to find out who's paying attention over a 20, maybe 30 year period of time. And they're really on it, kev. I mean, they're playing. Audrey's in the lead right now, but only by one. Timmy's right there, really. Yeah, timmy's second place. Oh, wow, I think Timmy has some counsel on it. He has some consultation on it.
Speaker 2:Oh really.
Speaker 1:I think he sometimes will ask Mama.
Speaker 2:He's getting some help, huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think sometimes he'll ask Mom and Erica and I were together for eight years, so she may have picked up a thing or two about the title.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I would say I would think that Audrey might have a decided advantage, advantage being the oldest.
Speaker 1:but you're telling me that your youngest is is right up there, he's doing well and you know and Dallas and and and Jonas are right there too I mean it's tight. I'm sure it's really tight and you know, when you're talking about a contest that has a 20, 30 year duration, what's happening right now doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:Plenty of time to make it up, kids.
Speaker 1:Plenty of time. Yeah, jonas and Dallas, when they missed a question they were like damn, that's it, it's over. I'm like no, no, if you think a marathon is a marathon, just wait.
Speaker 2:That's right. We're doing this over years.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I could see it 2057. I'm on my last leg. The score is 11,528. So I threw that in there. I was just like, okay, that'll keep the five of us together forever right there.
Speaker 2:That is a very cool idea.
Speaker 1:Isn't that a cool idea.
Speaker 2:A way for you guys to stay in touch, like you said, but it's also a way for them to learn about their heritage.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, their heritage and things that happen. The question on the table right now is the Grandpa George, their great-grandpa George, um, losing the farm in a big boxing match bet uh-huh that's the question on the table and and dallas and timmy both got it and that and jonas is a little sketchy about it he said wait till uh. I gotta wait till later today. He's got to do some thinking and then audrey has an answer. She's really freaking busy with uh launching this new pro league here I was talking about her today you were yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I had a ear, nose and throat. Uh, it's just my regular uh with with the ent doctor and uh, his daughter is 13 years old and she plays select volleyball. And I said, well, are you aware that there is a women's pro volleyball league in america? He's like didn't know, so we started talking about that. And he's like how do you know so much about this? I'm like cause my podcast partner and my former radio partner both the same people his daughter is a a very, uh highly thought of and uh decorated uh volleyball player.
Speaker 1:She went to Texas tech and now she is the marketing director for the Austin professional women's volleyball team yeah, and they just launched last week here in Houston at that new Fort Bend, uh, you know uh arena that's awesome so and it went, it went well, great crowds, everything like that.
Speaker 1:I mean things were going really really uh well. And of course, now they have the Austin launch tomorrow, which will be today, the Wednesday. Okay. So she's, she's a little nervous. She's like, okay, now this one's my show, because you know, this is Austin, um, but she'll, she'll, she'll be fine. I mean, and she was, she was uh texting us as she was going through it. Uh, you know last week, um, that she is. So you know last week that she is so, so happy to be in this position because she's literally surrounded by players that she idolized when she was a 13, 14, 15 year old kid. You know a lot of these are Olympians now. You know they got the silver medal and you know when they were at UT and Nebraska and Stanford and Wisconsin, you know she idolized them and she now they just text her Like she's like one of their, you know one of their own and she is one of their own.
Speaker 1:She said that this is the greatest thing ever to dad. I just I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm loving it, and it actually had me thinking we should just transition to this, uh, right now, in terms of a be honest, be honest, be honest. Okay, since audrey is, uh, you know, surrounded by her heroes kev. It got me thinking and I was talking to her about some of this too is, during our 26 years plus of morning radio, were there celebrity moments that you thought were so surreal? You didn't understand how this was happening to you?
Speaker 2:yeah, three come to mind right away which ones oh don king, the one you set that up, dude, that was unbelievable what is that crazy?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, kev, this was 1996. This is our first year like we were. We were only doing morning radio for a few months and don king was in nashville. Kevin and I were doing a radio show in nashville at the time and don king, uh, was coming to promote some fights that he had scheduled in nashville it was the very first event at nashville arena yeah, the first first act, first actual event.
Speaker 1:George jones, remember he sang the uh national anthem the best rendition I've ever heard it was unbelievable, um, but I think whitney houston 1991 super bowl, but you know, anyway I'm not gonna split hairs on that uh, but you know I, I I got uh some word, that uh a connection that you he was interested in, doing some media and initially, you know, I was thinking, ok, he's not going to, I mean, we're too small or a brand new show. And then suddenly yeah, he's going to show up. And he showed up and Kevin had no idea he was coming in. It was a complete surprise to you that he was going to be a guest of the show.
Speaker 2:I would have freaked out the day had I known the day before. So you kept it a secret from me because you didn't want me to freak out. You wanted to be. You wanted to actually see me when he walked in.
Speaker 1:Was that crazy.
Speaker 2:Dude, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what else do you have?
Speaker 2:Gwyneth. When we talked to Gwyneth on the phone, yeah, I nearly called in sick that day.
Speaker 1:Really, you were that nervous.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, tim, yeah, you never want to meet your idols because they can't live up to the expectation. No, no, no, I I can't. I I actually um, about a year ago, cause he was in town golfing and you know, uh, you know, in 2023, my, I did a lot, played a lot of golf and, um, there was an opportunity for me not to play in the same foursome, but you know, they would put me in a tee time right after him, or actually right before him, the tee time right before him, so I would be on the tee teeing off and then his group would come up behind to tee off. You know how that little weight is on the first tee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, michael Jordan, really I did not want to do it. Yeah, I did not want to be disappointed. Yeah, first off, I'm not sure what I would have said and how I would have acted. I idolized Michael Jordan when I was a kid. I didn't want to say the wrong thing, or I just didn't want him to like just completely be a dick or blow me off, cause I, I heard he can be one way or the other. Okay, he's either really accommodating and cool or he just like get the fuck out of my face.
Speaker 2:Well, on the golf course, I think he's going to try and take you for as much money as he can.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess that would have been the thing, and that's what people are telling me too. Just say, hey, you want some action, mj you know, and then he would do it. He's that much of an action guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh no, he'll bet stroke for stroke.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but yeah, so I passed up on that. So I understand what you're talking about, but you did great when we were on the air with Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 2:Oh well, she was amazing, you know. I mean you guys set it up to where she knew I was a fan and you know there was nowhere she could go, I thought, except down. In my opinion, the way she reacted to that stupid-ass poem that I read to her, she elevated her stature even more with me.
Speaker 1:Well Kev, according to Harvey Weinstein she doesn't go down. Very true, nice. Yeah, she's actually one of the Harvey Weinstein victims.
Speaker 2:that didn't happen because Brad Pitt stepped in, yeah. And then the third one that was surreal for me. It wasn't because he was just so. I mean, he was iconic, yes, but he was just so accommodating and so perfectly a gentleman. Henry Winkler, when we interviewed the Fonz man, it's still my all-time favorite interview.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's great, Kevin. In terms of all-time favorite interviews, that's that's one of mine. Also. Bruce campbell was a great interview too bruce campbell, bruce campbell he was hilarious yep uh, but yeah, I mean just the idea, and that was kevin I.
Speaker 1:That was like within um a year, because we also had luke perry right before he died, uh-huh, um, and if you look at it, within that year period of time, we had luke perry and henry winkler. Those were two dudes, you know, one in the 70s. Henry winkler and one of the 90s were probably at that time one of the most famous people in the world, people that couldn't leave the house. Yeah, planning without thinking ahead, and you know, luke Perry even admitted in the interview that he was a prisoner.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:He could not. When he was on 90210, the first three or four years he had the sideburns. Remember he had the sideburns and he told us specifically the sideburns were him. That was him, not Jason Priestley. Everybody gives Jason Priestley the credibility for the sideburns. That was actually Luke Perry.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:Remember he said he went on the first day of the shoot and they said, hey, we're going to trim the sideburns, we're not going to have this character have sideburns. He goes no, you're not.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:And the sideburns stayed in there anyway. But he was trapped, he couldn't go anywhere because you know particularly any like public place, like a mall or something like that, where there would be teenagers or anything like that. He just couldn't do it. Same with Henry Winkler.
Speaker 2:And just think about it. Even if you do go out, you have to be on all the time, like Taylor Swift. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she goes out in public, because if you have one bad second, they're going to get it. Yeah, you know they're going to capture it, and then you're done and then you know again, we go to that.
Speaker 1:You don't want to meet your hero's part, but okay, that's. Yeah, that was. Henry Winkler was a great interview and he was so kind and so cool.
Speaker 2:Who else? Well, those are my three, okay, yeah, and I guarantee I know one of yours, and it turned out better than you could have even expected. That's catching passes from Bart Starr. Are you freaking, kidding me?
Speaker 1:Bart Starr was so awesome. Oh my God, dude, Hall of Famer. Five out of seven world championships, including the first two Super Bowls. Him in the parking lot in the uh, late summer of 2001 throwing me passes, was just incredible and I'll never forget it. Um, yeah, but there's been others. I mean I, I, I don't know if you remember this one or not Uh, but when Dan Aykroyd came into studio, when in Houston, and he was.
Speaker 2:He was pushing his tequila or whatever, whatever his tequila yeah, or whatever His tequila yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and just being like completely open and honest in conversation both on the air and off the air about Ghostbusters, his relationship with the late great John Belushi. You know how Saturday Night Live, the first years of saturday night live, uh, you know everybody was running around doing cocaine and you know he was actually kevin and he he played it down. But it's true, without dan akroyd there is no saturday night live yeah, he was the only one that was writing he was the only one that was right now.
Speaker 1:He used a lot of cocaine to fuel that writing, but yeah, he was. Everybody else was just partying and having a good time. You know, chevy was particularly lazy. He was actually a little mad at john belushi because belushi, you know, got the credit as a writer on the credits for the show and didn't write, really wasn't writing anything. But yeah, dan akride would just grind out and write a lot of those skits yeah, yep, and he was really really forthcoming with the information too.
Speaker 2:Super great conversation.
Speaker 1:Oh and and Kevin. Another surreal moment was kid rock fetching us Coors light in his trailer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yep, backstage. Before he played in Birmingham, alabama, we went on his, his airstream and he's got us Coors lights.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's just he's. He's running to the fridge, he goes want a Coors Light and we're looking at each other going. Kid Rock is running to his refrigerator right now to get you and me a Coors Light.
Speaker 2:Dude, did you think our career was passing in front of our eyes when Steven Tyler said no, we're going live?
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly. And speaking of Steven Tyler, one that hit me is when he I don't know if you remember this or not erica was, uh, pregnant with timmy too, and steven tyler goes down towards her belly and starts singing an acapella dream on night.
Speaker 2:I remember that. Yeah, I was in studio.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah and uh, hey, cav, I, I don't want to, I don't, I don't want to like mention this kind of, because I know you're going to be like I don't fucking believe that. I swear. Man, when I'm in the car with the boys, with Dal and Timmy, you know and that song comes on, timmy perks up, stops everything that he's doing, he perks up and listens to that song.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't doubt that at all. No, I firmly believe that that can easily happen.
Speaker 1:In utero, but yeah, it's one of his favorite songs.
Speaker 2:It's a lot of people's favorite song, but he's got a special reason.
Speaker 1:Yeah, another one, kev, and I don't know if you remember this one or not. He was doing improv that weekend, norm mcdonald when he came in studio.
Speaker 2:dude you know it's. It's unbelievable. The people that we were able to get in the studio and that was he's my all-time favorite comedian oh, my god and uh.
Speaker 1:You know, just hilarious. Kevin and I fanboyed the shit out of that one big time. You know, I was going through some of his skits. First thing when he walked in this just in, murder is legal in California After the OJ verdict. I mean just freaking hilarious yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I don't know if you remember or not, kev, a lot of times. Unfortunately, here's an unfortunate thing about Kevin's position on the show is he has to pay attention because he runs the board and he may have missed something that happened on the side. Before we went on the mic he was talking. Remember he was there with a friend of his. You know the opening act. Yeah, and, kev, I'm listening in and he was running a joke past his friend and that joke ended up being on one of his Netflix specials and it was hilarious. Do you remember the Hitler's dog joke?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he did a lot of Hitler jokes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the one where he's like, yeah, hitler's dick evil, all that stuff, but I bet his dog loved him. Yeah, his dog had no idea. Hey, he just murdered jews. Today, when he comes home, that dog's wagging his tail. That's right, doesn't matter how many jews have been murdered, but he was working on that joke in the corner.
Speaker 2:And I remember.
Speaker 1:I remember in our studio and I remember his, his, you know oh, I can't not remember who he was that the other comedian, but you know it was somebody that was opening at the improv with him at that that night and I remember him warning uh, norm MacDonald, hey, you gotta be careful doing Hitler, careful doing hitler.
Speaker 2:And you know all that stuff, those jokes he goes hey, I think enough time's passed now, when you're, when you're a comedian of that stature, you usually bring your own opener with you on on tour, and so that was probably a guy that he's been he's been traveling with for a little while.
Speaker 1:Anyway is what I would would have imagined yeah, I, I can't, I, I uh, um, yeah, they were close, they were, they were both. I don't know if you remember that or not. They were both stoned out of their mind. No, they were, they were so high dude we.
Speaker 2:The amount of people, the amount of comedians that we had come in the studio that were high, uh, you, you could count, on one hand, the people who didn't get high before they came in and still have fingers left over yeah. Yeah, they were both high and they're having a good time with it I think we did remember when we had uh, we had a comedian who came in who refused to do a set because his cocaine wasn't there yet.
Speaker 1:Remember Mitch Mitch Hedberg. Man Dude blew up. Rest his soul. I love Mitch Hedberg.
Speaker 2:He was hilarious. He threatened not to go on the air with us because his cocaine wasn't there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, these guys have demons, yes, and you don't even know it either. I mean, you know, I who would have ever known, you know cause? We, we met, uh, uh, him at catch a rising star in 1996 or 97, uh, richard Jenny, the platypus man. I mean he just seemed to me like he had everything down, you know, he was in control of of everything, had a great life, was in you know, just so confident and everything like that. I mean he was just that guy.
Speaker 2:And then he ends up killing himself, shooting himself, which is stunning to me well, you know this because you've studied a lot of comedians and you've actually done stand-up too. Um, comedy lies in in tragedy. Oh yeah, there's pain there. The pain is what I mean. That's the way they deal with their pain yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, you know a lot of my set is you know this shit that that stung me for a while, absolutely this the stuff that you a little bit of heartbreak.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:You know. So, yeah, yeah, that's all part of it. Yeah, but I wouldn't kill myself, no, no, I love me a mess of me. That's why, you know, I never understood, um, depression. Uh, you know, I I never. It was never a thing on my radar until you and I got together and you told me, hey, I'm bipolar and all that stuff. And I didn't get that. I didn't understand it, you know to me, but it really hit home. It was literally. It was like the night after or the night before kevin's last time he was going to be in the station. Uh, back in in 2021, uh, when I watched that netflix thing about the, the girl who was so depressed and, uh, so bipolar, and you know, she went up to the roof of a hotel in los angeles and put herself in the water tank and drank, drowned herself yeah and I I was.
Speaker 1:I had tears in my eyes watching it because, like, oh my god, I've been with kevin for you know a quarter of a century. I never understood it until right now and, oh yeah, tomorrow morning is the last time I'm gonna fucking see him. I hope morning is the last time.
Speaker 2:I'm going to fucking see him.
Speaker 1:I hope, yeah. Yeah, I just I never got it. It's a chemical thing, you have no control over it whatsoever.
Speaker 2:Not at all, nope, not at all.
Speaker 1:I'm sure that if there was, like some kind of procedure or mechanism that you would do, even if it would be a painful and ridiculous one, you would do it. Even if it would be a painful and ridiculous one, you would do it to be able to get out of that situation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fortunately, uh, uh, you know I've, I've, I've done therapy that has helped a lot. Uh, we found the right medication for me. So, yeah, I mean I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm as good as I think I'm ever going to get, you know, yeah yeah, yeah so um, anyway, yeah, I just.
Speaker 1:Those are some great and there's so many more that you, we do at least three podcast episodes talking about these moments where it's like, holy shit, kevin, can you believe this? Jane seymour, who I had a crush on when I was 14, is right there. Jane seymour, yeah, who I had a crush on when I was 14, is right there. Jane Seymour, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean because then all of a sudden you start remembering other people Like I just read today that Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson they're getting divorced after 10 years. We had Jessica Simpson in the studio. I didn't remember it until I saw the picture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, jessica Simpson. She was a lot shorter than I thought she was very short great boobies, though no, she was a sweet smile. Very nice, very, very, very nice lady. I love, uh, I love jessica simpson. She was cool definitely yeah you know just the those moments. You know where it's like I wow, is this really happening?
Speaker 2:speaking of jessica's. Uh, are you making your move, buddy?
Speaker 1:oh, kevin sent me a text uh last week um telling me that uh, jessica alba is splitting uh from cash warren. After what? 15, 20 years of marriage? 16 years yeah 16 years, and Jessica Alba, to me, is the most beautiful woman who's ever walked the face of the earth, in my opinion and she's available and if you don't believe me and are like you don't know what you're talking about, tim turtle, jessica simpson, there are so many.
Speaker 1:just go watch into the blue I. I remember watching that for the first time like a year after it came out, and I remember being in shock at how a human being can be that perfect. But yeah, she's available now. That's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, kev, I don't know if I have a game to land that one. I've done pretty good landing whales.
Speaker 2:Hey Jessica, I'm updating my medical records and I need a point of contact.
Speaker 1:I need an in case emergency. Okay, can I get your number?
Speaker 2:There you go.
Speaker 1:That's funny.
Speaker 2:That's what you did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but there was an actual time there and you probably remember this Kev. It was a time when, you know, my ex and I we were separated and she had split from Cash Warren. You know, this is back in like 07 or something like that 08. And you know, I was on a break and she was on a break and I actually thought in my head, if I can just get myself within three feet of her, I could, I could sweet talk her into. You know, being my girl. I was actually that fucking arrogant and stupid.
Speaker 2:Well, I think you're even more confident now, but I think it's not a. I don't think it's the arrogance and stupidity. I think it's a confidence that you know. You know who you are, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, hey, jeff, let me just say this, and there may be a scenario when it's happening If I ever got within striking distance of her, you know I would definitely have like a play ready. I would, I would have a play and I'd have probably three if I went. And that's when I went to the line of scrimmage. You know she's three feet away from me and I go up to the line of scrimmage and you know I'd have three audibles ready to go, just in case to play off the situation. Ok, trust me, oh, no, more likely than not. I mean, look at Jessica Alba now. I mean she's, I think she's probably about five $600 million liquid because of that whole Honest Company thing that she founded. So, more likely than not, she's already dating somebody high profile behind the scenes, which we'll find out about later, probably right, I don't know, because that woman ain't going to be free long.
Speaker 2:That woman will be as free as long as she wants to be.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:And she, and trust me, she or her bank account don't need no man. Nope, and Kevin, even if she's going to go on a I want to have fun mode. I don't want to be locked down to anybody. Hey, I can be there. And if you, you know the usual situation Tim Tuttle for a year, two years and throw me in the trash, can it's?
Speaker 2:okay, there you go.
Speaker 1:Hey, kev, there seems to be a trend. I want to know if this is happening in your neck of the woods too. Okay, and I noticed it with the kids in the neighborhood. It particularly started after Christmas, so I guess they were asking for them for christmas. Um, instead of backpacks, um, and this seems to be, it looks around the middle, uh, school age and even into high school. Um, they're not having backpack, they're using those suitcases with wheels. Oh, they're, they're walking, walking, they'll get off the bus and they'll, you know, they'll put their thing down and they'll wheel their suitcase to the house Like carrying on luggage.
Speaker 1:Exactly. It's like they're traveling at Bush or, you know, at Hobby. I can imagine what that looks like like at school. You know. I said hey, hey, billy, what's happening? Oh, nothing. The uh pep rally's delayed, so I'm gonna go to the lounge have a smoke and a pancake, you know totally and it's the funniest thing it's.
Speaker 1:Now it's like a march, because they go right by my window too. I live right next to you know right down where they walk from the bus stop, and there's just a row of them, like 10, 12 of them. They got their wheels on the suitcase. I'm like what the is happening?
Speaker 2:Man. Their books are that heavy that they have to wheel them now. They can't carry them in their backpack.
Speaker 1:Oh, Kev, I mean, you know how things are. These kids are soft. Now they're soft.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's, very true.
Speaker 1:They're soft. I was watching a dad teach his kid how to ride a bike. Uh-huh, and he had the kid in every sort of padding helmet. I think he had a neck brace too.
Speaker 2:Probably preemptive. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I think the kid had like a neck, neck brace. I mean everything just uh and uh. If, if the father could, I'm sure that he would line the area on either side of the the the track with some mattresses or something like that.
Speaker 2:It was that bad yeah, it's amazing that we're still alive oh, the crazy shit we did when we were kids.
Speaker 1:Kept kevin and I probably died three or four times and we don't even know it growing up. But I was just laughing at it, man. I was just like wow, man, this is. They have no adversity whatsoever, there's just just nothing.
Speaker 2:Nothing. There's nothing, you know.
Speaker 1:I mean there's no risk anymore. You got to take risks.
Speaker 2:Well, you do, and that's how you learn, you know. I mean, if you succeed, then you know how to do it right. If you don't succeed, then you learn from that mistake and you do it better the next time.
Speaker 1:Exactly. Ok, kev, you have to do this Cause I you know I'm less and less on the grid now than I've ever been. Uh it is a record lows in terms of what I'm paying attention to in the world today. I just I just heard about the California fires like three days ago and I guess it's been going on for 10 days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been going on for a little while and it's going to continue to go on for a little while, because the Santa Ana winds are whipping up again and it's going to spawn more spreading of the wildfires in Los Angeles, palisades, Malibu. A lot of celebrities are losing their mansions to these fires, but the one thing that I want to talk to you about with this, tim um, what happened on ABC news, uh, on Monday evening last week when they first started covering this live? Uh, the story after ABC news covered this on nightly news, uh, uh, world news tonight was that David Muir was wearing a clothes pin on the back of his fake jacket the fake fire jacket. Okay, now you've been on TV before. You know that that is done to get rid of the excess material. Make you look a little bit more svelte, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, the the the. The criticism was how dare he wear a clothes pin to make him look more svelte on camera? Here's the thing. If you're paying attention to that, are you really paying attention to the story?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's important to you? Yeah, exactly, you know. We have an entire city, our third largest or second largest city in America burning to the ground because of horrific governorship and and and political management and you're worried about. You know the the ass clown puppet wants to, you know, have a few pounds shed off during his live shot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah that. That directive, by the way, comes from consultants. You know you get, you got to. You got to pull that thing back, you got to make it tighter. You know that's a consultant maneuver, that's probably not an anchor maneuver, but yeah, what's going on out there is absolutely horrific. I actually know people that used to live in Thousand Oaks who say that their neighbors are just they're done.
Speaker 1:It's gone, I mean it's gone.
Speaker 2:When you have thousands of structures burning to the ground with no water, no water.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kev, tell me that's not a fuck up. Who's responsible for that dam being empty? Uh, that reservoir, that reservoir being empty? You know who's? Who's responsible for making sure? I mean, it's just a standard operating procedure that you get rid of. Uh, you know dry vegetation, you get rid of it. You have to have controlled burns and everything like that, where things are under control. You can't just leave that there because you know the santa anta, santa anna, wins. They're coming. This is the time of year for them. You know it's going to happen.
Speaker 2:It seems to me like somebody wanted this shit to go down well, there's uh governor newsom is uh coming under fire, for lack of a better term? Uh, the mayor of la is uh coming under fire as well? Uh, for what they should? They say mismanagement. Uh, yeah, I mean there's going to be investigations galore, but I mean what? What's an investigation going to do? It's not going to bring those houses back and it's not going to bring the lost lives back well, these.
Speaker 1:The problem with our investigations and our scandals and our fuck-ups and everything like that is nobody ever pays for them. I mean, these, these people should be held accountable to the x power, whether it be something as light as hey, you're you, you're done, you can't be in that position anymore, or hey, you're going to fucking prison, or hey, that shit, uh, you know, has just uh gone to the level of crimes against humanity and treason we're going to put a firing squad, you're dead.
Speaker 2:Did you see last week that there was uh, I guess for uh, it was like a citizen's arrest. Some residents saw a guy walking around with a blowtorch and he was getting ready to light things on fire. Yeah, they got him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what an asshole. Exactly what a total dick. My question is is who hired him to do that?
Speaker 2:You think somebody might've hired him?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, again, it just. It just it seems too coincidental. We got no water. The insurance companies are canceling policies four months prior to. We have no controlled burns. No, no management. I mean, every other state manages this. Florida manages it, particularly after some of the shit that happened back in the nineties. You know Florida manages it now, particularly after some of the shit that happened back in the 90s. You know, florida manages it now off the ass. Every other state manages it, except California doesn't manage it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I did see that about the insurance companies canceling policies four months before I did see that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Somebody knows something and the timing of it you know a week before a new administration goes in. I don't, I don't, I don't think anything is coincidental anymore. Oh no no, all this shit happens for a reason. You just got to put the pieces together on why a just to release this morning.
Speaker 2:You know we've got the inauguration coming up real soon. The the musical selections, the entertainers that are going to appear at the inauguration have been released. Carrie Underwood is going to sing America the Beautiful at the request of incoming President Donald Trump, and a group that he was using their music on the campaign trail and they sent him a cease and desist letter, will be playing the Village People.
Speaker 1:That is freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2:Yep, the village people are going to play, and the reason why is because I can't remember the lead singer's name, Victor, I think is his first name. He said who am I to stop the president of the United States from doing the YMCA?
Speaker 1:You know there's a lot of people who kind of turned the other cheek. Now I mean, mark Zuckerberg, practically get on your knees and suck Trump's dick man.
Speaker 2:Well, I was going to say Facebook is doing an about face on censorship and, in fact, checking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it should. There should still be held accountable. There are some people in that fact checking thing that should be probably brought up on charges. Some people in that fact checking thing that should be probably brought up on charges. You know, I mean to specifically know that you are stopping the truth. Uh, there should. There should be people held accountable, both in the uh government agencies that pushed facebook to do that and facebook itself. These people should be arrested. There should be arrests and long prison sentences. That's the first amendment, bro, that's you. You can't fuck with the First Amendment.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I was going to ask you, okay, so this is the First Amendment, and you said that they should be held accountable for blocking the truth. The First Amendment doesn't care if it's true or not. The First Amendment is the protection of speech, the freedom of speech. Even if it's not right, you can still say it, according to our Constitution.
Speaker 1:And again, anybody that stops that, whether it's in a government position, private sector or whatever. If you decide that, hey, I am going to thwart Americans' freedom of speech, that's to me that's and maybe I'm extreme To me that's the same thing as treason. You should be executed by firing squad, absolutely executed. Anybody that I mean. Just suggesting it is that's your freedom of speech, just as suggesting it, that's fine, you can do that. You know what I mean. Just suggesting there should be gun control and we should take all the guns from the citizens, that's fine. But anybody that isn't that, that takes a maneuver or makes a move or an action that actually affects the first amendment or second amendment, those people have committed treason to which there is no statute of limitations. You know that. Can you, can, you can. You can be charged for that 25 years from now and if found guilty, you should be immediately executed. That's how important those two principles are to the United States of America, our constitutional republic and our freedoms. That's how important they are.
Speaker 2:They're very important, Very important, as is the entire Constitution. I mean it's there for a reason. You know, but it's brilliant Considering how long ago that was written and how relevant it still is today. Yeah man, those guys were smart.
Speaker 1:And Kev you're. You are correct about the rest of the constitution, the bill of rights of all. But without one and two, you can't, you can't ensure the rest of rights of all. But without one and two, you can't. You can't, uh, ensure the rest of them. You gotta have one and two. That's why those are the ones that should be held the most dear that's probably why they're one and two yeah, that's why they're one and two, I mean we don't make them, we don't.
Speaker 2:We don't want to have to make them go deep on this thing to read the real important stuff, just give them the headline and kev.
Speaker 1:I know a lot of you know people within the government or the judicial systems or whatever they're like. Oh my God, tim Tuttle, this guy is just off the chart, way over the top. If you don't have in your powerful position what it takes to do that, what I'm saying, step aside. Let a citizen's tribunal come and do it. Get good citizens on a panel and let them take care of it. And if they make a decision that's like, yeah, that's treason, the next day live on TV that person firing squad executed. I guarantee you it'll be many generations, kevin Kline, if we start doing that before somebody tries to fuck with the first and second amendment ever again, it'll be a long time the cowboys are looking for a new coach.
Speaker 2:Well, I just thought you know you. You wanted to be kept abreast of what's going on. Do you know who they uh who the rum abreast of what's going on? Do you know who they uh who the rumored front runner is for the uh job? Is it deon sanders?
Speaker 1:that is correct, sir that's crazy that's correct see, but I think deon would want to coach shador. I'm probably the person I thought of. Would they probably trade up and try to get them?
Speaker 2:but how they just signed dac to 60 million a year for x amount of years again kev for these billionaire owners.
Speaker 1:You know it's not that much money, it's it's tip, it's tip money. It's not that much. I mean, I know for you and me 117 million dollars hurts I don't got it yeah, it hurts real bad and I'd probably be like ow give me the shampoo bottle yeah, but for the jones family. Yeah, give me the gym. Ah, good recall, uh, uh, but for, for, you know, the jones and now 95% of all the owners in the NFL. That's no big deal. Do you know? The LA Raiders are now paying four coaches.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do know that.
Speaker 1:Because the Davis family has so much money. Right, it's just nothing. It's a write-off. It's a carry across the eye. It's a write-off, it's. You know, it's a carrier across the eye. You know it's the it's a rounding error.
Speaker 2:Didn't Jerry pay 150 million for the Cowboys? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 10.2 billion worth now.
Speaker 1:Well, that's, it's worth a cab. I can't even begin to tell you, having quote unquote, america's team and the most valuable franchise, the annual revenue that he makes off of, you know, the TV rights, the attendance, the memorabilia, the swag, all of that stuff is staggering. I mean, he's putting, he's putting a billion and a half two billion in his pockets every year.
Speaker 2:OK, so then explain worth, because I thought worth was all of that stuff combined. Worth is not. It doesn't take that into consideration.
Speaker 1:You're talking about the value of a franchise. What they're saying there is if you wanted to buy the franchise, that's your price tag.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, but that's not the revenue that they're generating.
Speaker 1:The revenue they're generating is staggering. Really it is. Do you know how many fucking Dak jerseys he sells? Yeah, how many. Cd Lam and Micah Parsons yeah, that's cake, baby. Yeah, you know that's cake. Hey, kev, I took my ex to the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving game 2022. We traveled up there. I took her to that game Just me and her. That was 700 bucks from the time we you know the tickets and the time we stepped in yeah, 700 bucks, wow. And you look around at all the people in there and you think 350 a piece, that's a lot of money every single game.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And we wouldn't do anything extraordinary. We bought tickets. She got a jersey, I think I got a hoodie or something like that. We had a nice meal a couple beers $700 gone Damn Like that. We had a nice meal a couple beers 700 bone gone Damn Like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why you want to be an owner.
Speaker 1:Exactly, exactly. So that's nothing, kev. I mean. You say Dak. Oh, what are you going to do, dak? You know you're going to waive him At the end of training camp next year. He'll go on with another team.
Speaker 2:Of course he would.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, he'd get picked up easily. You're good, you know, and the thing that this season Kev that's different is Sean Payton, the coach of the Denver Broncos. Yeah, has taught the league how to handle big salary cap hits with the Russell Wilson contract that they'll still pay for, you know, until my children are old.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, well, they can afford it. It's Walton money.
Speaker 1:Exactly, it's Walton money, it's nothing Uh-huh. So I mean they just they write it off. I mean you know the Jets fired Salah and you know they're not bringing Aaron Rodgers back, but you know they're going to pay that contract. Aaron Rodgers will be paid like 10 or 15 million dollars a year until he's 79 years old.
Speaker 2:Good gig, if you can get it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a good gig Growing old and shitting on myself.
Speaker 2:But I'm wiping my ass with hundreds. Hold on.
Speaker 1:Let me wipe my ass with these hundred dollar bills and then walk out to my mailbox and grab another huge check. All right, Kev, we got to wrap it up. All right, Been a fun, fun time yet again with you, my brother. What's going on with your fuzzy Mike podcast? Kevin's other side gig that he does, addressing mental health and true crime. I love it. I love this one. Do you have a new episode coming?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:There are people clamoring.
Speaker 2:I wish I have to take a break from it right now because things are very, very busy with my other work and also I am one day away from getting my substitute teacher certification.
Speaker 1:Holy shit. So you're going to do it, you're going to teach the kids.
Speaker 2:As a substitute? Yeah, Because I don't have a bachelor's degree. But yeah, I got fingerprinted yesterday, Timmy.
Speaker 1:I cannot believe you passed the background check. Well, that's what we're waiting on. Thank God they can't see what's floating around in Kevin's head.
Speaker 2:I asked the lady that was fingerprinting me. I said do people who know they've committed a crime, do they voluntarily come in and get fingerprints? She goes not that I'm ever aware of I'm like. So the results of this will go to the Department of Education and then they'll contact me. She says unless you've committed a crime, and then the police will be showing up at your front door.
Speaker 1:There's two ways you'll be notified of the results.
Speaker 2:She said are you concerned about this? I'm like, well, I mean, if somebody framed me? She says do you think you have that person in your realm? I'm like not that I'm aware of. She says do you think you've committed a crime? I'm like maybe of boring somebody to death. But she says, I think you're going to be OK.
Speaker 1:That's so funny, Kev, I guarantee you. After you left, she was like oh my God, hey, do the full Monty on this guy.
Speaker 2:We're entrusting our kids with this guy.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, I weep for the future. You know, I'm curious to what may be in his trunk right now, but I don't want to look plausible deniability I don't want to have to testify, all right, brother? Uh, hey, make sure you like. Follow, download, subscribe, give us a rating. We have merchandise available on the Tuttle Cline Facebook Kev. I know you're coughing like crazy, so you're on last leg, so we'll wrap it up right here and right now. Have a great week, my brother, and let me know how the teaching thing goes.
Speaker 2:That's it for this episode of the Tuttle Cline Show. See you this Wednesday for an all new episode. Yo, all right, take the yo out.
