Tuttle & Kline
Award winning morning radio partners for 25+ years, Tim Tuttle and Kevin Kline share stories and insights through organic conversation and natural humor.
Tuttle & Kline
Ep #34: Laughs, Legends, and Life Offline with Tuttle and Kline
What happens when the discussions on our show coincide with unexpected celebrity news? Discover our take on the so-called "Tuttle and Kline curse" as we humorously link our chatter to the eerie timing of celebrity passings, like Pete Rose and John Amos. We question Major League Baseball's logic in profiting from betting while keeping Pete Rose banned for gambling and advocate for a more inclusive Hall of Fame by recognizing the achievements of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, despite their controversial histories.
Shifting gears, we tackle the quirky realities of modern society, from generational quirks in the workplace to the twisted mirror that is social media. We share our personal experiences of stepping back from the digital frenzy, with tales of misrepresentation and the freeing feeling of ignoring the daily online noise. Our conversation also touches on serious current events, including hurricane impacts and FEMA controversies, as well as how public perception of figures like Diddy and Jay-Z can change with time.
Join us as we navigate through a candid discussion about society’s quirks and ethical dilemmas, featuring a humorous grocery store theft mix-up and a surprise encounter with an MMA fighter. We wrap up with nostalgic reflections on wrestling greats, comic book movie debates, and the pursuit of lifelong dreams. Whether it’s a dive into personal stories or a light-hearted chat about cake-making videos, there's something for everyone, and maybe even a few unexpected laughs along the way.
Welcome to the Tuttle and Klein Show.
Speaker 2:Kevin Klein. Kevin, what's going on today?
Speaker 3:Not much how you doing, man. How was your weekend?
Speaker 2:Weekend was good. Are you working out today?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I am working out today.
Speaker 2:All right. See, I noticed that because you've got the sleeveless shirt on.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, yeah, I told you that you got the cheat code.
Speaker 2:That's right. A while ago you said when I wear a sleeveless shirt, that means I'm working out, right after.
Speaker 3:Indeed, Kevin Kline. It's kind of funny. The Tuttle and Kline curse continued last week. How so? And I'm wondering if you know how and who we cursed?
Speaker 2:Well, let's see, there was a lot of celebrity death last week. Is that what you're talking about, indeed? Okay, so we had Pete Rose go down, we had Chris Christopherson, we had geez, a couple of other people too high profile. Oh, john Amos, john Amos, no, did he?
Speaker 3:I didn't even know he went down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, John Amos died last week oh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he, of course, the father from Good Times. He was a diehard McDowell. Yeah, diehard too, he was in. He was McDowell on Coming to America. And yeah, I was thinking more Kev. I didn't even know John Amos, I was thinking more Pete Rose.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because we were just talking about my. You know, when I was a little kid, I had the Pete Rose bowl haircut.
Speaker 2:A lot of people did.
Speaker 3:A lot of people did, and we were just talking about it. I don't know if it was the last episode, but it was at least the episode before. And then, boom, he went down.
Speaker 2:That is correct, sir. Yep 83 years old.
Speaker 3:I believe. Believe is what he was, kev. I'll tell you this, and I could just see it happening that Major League Baseball will posthumously award him a Hall of Fame. Nod, is that what you're?
Speaker 2:hearing. I'm guaranteeing that it's going to happen. You and I were texting back and forth about it, especially now that he's gone and because Bart Giamatti is no longer involved with baseball and he's the guy that put the lifetime ban in place. Pete Rose will eventually get in posthumously.
Speaker 3:yes, you can't sit there and say, oh yeah, today's action brought to you by DraftKings on your broadcast, on your Major League Baseball broadcast, on your broadcast, on your Major League Baseball broadcast, and then say Pete Rose, the all-time hit leader, banned for life from the Hall of Fame for betting. You can't do that, no it is very hypocritical. It is ridiculous and, kev, I'll be so pissed when they do, because they should have given him that honor before he passed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I completely agree. I mean, you know there's nobody even close to the amount of hits he had in his entire career as the all-time hit leader. And if you're not familiar with the story, when he was the manager player of the Cincinnati Reds, there was accusations and it came out to be true that he bet on his own team but never bet for them to lose, always bet them to win.
Speaker 3:To me. I like that. That's a guy who's putting his money where his mouth is. Yeah, right Now, if he was betting against the Cincinnati Reds, I could see the lifetime ban and the fuck you forever. I can see that.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:But if you're putting your own money on the line, it's just like, hey, we got this. I like that Show of confidence, conviction.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 3:And Corey, you know, Major League Baseball likes to be holier than thou and they like to pick favorites and all that bullshit.
Speaker 2:Well, I think one of the things was because Rose was so defiant at the beginning, saying I did not do this, I did not do this, and then 10 years later he said yeah, I did it. So what? Well, it's one of those things where you know if you tell the truth up front, the punishment is going to be less.
Speaker 3:Cav. The second that they took a penny from any kind of betting site or betting organization or entity is the second. They should have said hey, you know what we're going to put Pete on the ballot.
Speaker 2:I don't disagree, I don't disagree.
Speaker 3:Every single moment since then has been bullshit.
Speaker 2:And I also think, I firmly believe that Pete Rose should be in, I firmly believe Barry Bond should be in, as is Roger Clemens should be in, and the reason I say that is because, even though there's the steroid era and there's speculation that both were on the juice, if you take away those years that the speculation is there, they're still first ballot Hall of Famers.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. It's ridiculous, and they all had their reasons too. I mean, you know, barry Bonds was oh shoot man, sosa and McGuire, I'm not going to let them just run away with shit, you know. And it was a response. And then there's Clemens going no, these guys are juicing. Well, I'm going to do it too, man, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's millions and millions of dollars on the line. There's legacies on the line, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just you know to me again. That's another conviction thing. Hey, look at my conviction to be the best.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm willing to give up life. I'm willing to give up years on the end to have successful years right now, because, ultimately, that's what you're doing when you take steroids You're shortening your life.
Speaker 3:Right, and your pee-pee's getting smaller and all that shit.
Speaker 2:Shit, dude. Mine couldn't get any smaller and I was on the roids.
Speaker 3:So you didn't suffer, that did you.
Speaker 2:No, I did not. That's what I figured.
Speaker 3:I figured well, you know what? I was born with a small dick. I might as well try and get the muscle. Tell us about that too, Kev.
Speaker 2:When was this? Was this college or high school? It was high school. I weighed 165 pounds as a catcher, as a sophomore, and uh met up with a guy who was a bodybuilder and he took steroids, and he goes. I can change that for you. So I took, uh took two cycles of steroids, and you know, here's the here's the misconception about steroids. You take steroids and you're automatically going to get big. Now, that ain't the case. Steroids are only going to benefit you if you continue to work out, and it allows you to work out harder is what it does. It improves your recovery so that you're able to work out harder days and days and days in a row, but it has nothing to do with just taking a steroid. I'm going to balloon up. No, you're not.
Speaker 3:No, it's not going to like teach you how to have the hand eye coordination to be able to hit the ball too. Still, a still a skill that, uh, you have to acquire on your own, with no help from any kind of drug or anything like that.
Speaker 3:So yeah yeah, I, I think it. It's ridiculous, it's hypocritical. And again, you know you get into these little, these little geeks that that want to run things, want to have control and want to assert their control over the athletes who stole their girlfriends when they were in high school.
Speaker 2:Well and remember the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Major League Baseball Hall of Fame is voted on by the writers of America. And you know what, if you weren't kind to the writers Barry Bonds, roger Clemens they're going to hold a grudge.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you should make it about the fans. You know, just the fans should do it.
Speaker 2:I think the peers should do it Honestly. I think the peers should do it Honestly.
Speaker 3:I think the peers should do it. There's some favoritism there. I just think that you get into a situation where you have, you know, tribunals of fans, knowledgeable fans that can show that they're not biased.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:You know, just hey, man, and again Kev. It goes back to that thing. When you say the word Hall of fame, the exclusivity should be so much that there's just no dissension, like, like you know there's, there's a panel of 12 people, uh, that know a lot about baseball, that are unbiased, and they throw a name out and all 12 of them instantly say yes, right, if you, if you don't get that, you don't get in yeah, so I mean you could throw out a name patrick mahomes, first ballot hall of famer.
Speaker 2:Right, absolutely, matthew stafford, I don't know, need a little more work, don't know? You know that, need a little more work.
Speaker 3:Great guy, great quarterback, won a super bowl don't know if he's hall of famer nice long career, you know all that stuff, but not sure it's Hall of Fame. You get into Phillip Rivers. On that too, you get massive numbers. But let's say Drew Brees.
Speaker 2:Automatic, automatic. Yeah, aaron Rodgers Automatic. Peyton Manning Automatic Automatic. Eli, he won two, though he won two but he's got again.
Speaker 3:You know, dan marino, he didn't win any yeah, but still he's marino okay, I I still uh, eli, just a little bit. I mean he's, I mean he's, let me tell you that that that family, uh, yes, they look like gomers, that whole family is just complete gomers. But you know what? They got some skills.
Speaker 2:Yes, they do.
Speaker 3:And they're kind of the first family of the NFL. They're the first family.
Speaker 2:As far as you know, number of, I mean JJ, Watt and TJ and the other brother.
Speaker 3:The other brother, that single generation.
Speaker 2:That is you, jj Watt, and.
Speaker 3:TJ and the other brother. That single generation that is, you're right.
Speaker 2:Yes, kev, within a few years we're going to have a three-generation Manning thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, very true. I think you've got to call that NFL's first family, without a doubt, even though they do look like Gomers. Here's a picture of Gomer Pyle and here's a random Manning. I'm sorry, they're talented. They're talented, but they're Gomer's. You know what I'm saying? By a Gomer Kev. That Gomer, look, absolutely that, look you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I do know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:It's just that. Look it's like Ryan Gosling. Look, you know what I'm talking about. I do know what you're talking about. It's just that. Look it's like Ryan Gosling. He's got a little bit of that Gomer. Look, I mean very handsome Gomer.
Speaker 2:Worked for him.
Speaker 3:Very talented Gomer. But I'm sorry, look at Ryan Gosling here. There's a little bit of Gomer in there, you know.
Speaker 2:I do.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right, nothing personal, nothing at all. Hey, kev, yeah, and seriously, you know, outside of Pete Rose and Chris Christopherson dying because I have, you know, no social media and I'm really off the grid. Now I'm going to need you to help me. But before we get to that, I just want to tell you, you know, I had, I've had, a full week now no social media whatsoever, and it's just been incredibly relaxing and an incredible relief.
Speaker 2:Oh, it totally is yeah, it's, it's fantastic. I was talking to somebody, uh, just on Saturday and he's old school, all right. He's been doing the business that he does, which is flooring and tile. He's been doing it for 47 years, all right. And he was talking about the new generation of flooring kids that come in and he was like, yeah, they're all tied into social media, which social media makes us so unsocial? It's quite a misconception, it's quite a misnomer. He said they just bury their heads in their phones. They don't even know how to, how to seal the deal face to face.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. So yeah, kevin, you know, and not only that, just not having to be exposed to constant negativity, the constant bullshit, you know, nothing is really real anymore. I mean, I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've seen a woman on social media looks so beautiful. Then you see her in person. It's a different human being entirely. I mean I, you know, I love it. I do have a Twitter and I did fire off one tweet to Zuckerberg and Facebook. Did you? How'd that go? Just letting them go? Hey man, you are an American company that just banned a fellow American without any explanation whatsoever. You guys are on the wrong side of the history. You're on the wrong side of the good versus evil equation. Eventually, there's going to be tribunals and the bellowing laugh that you will hear in the background will be me.
Speaker 2:And Zuckerberg looked at his $262 billion that he moved into second place on the all-time list of richest people in the world and he's like, yeah, I'll sleep. Okay, he doesn't care Hell. No, he doesn't care hell. No, he doesn't care I actually deleted the tweet.
Speaker 3:I you know I have a new um um futures trading funding company that I've qualified for uh-huh and one of the guys who trades, you know kind of knows me and trades with me.
Speaker 3:We chat every so often. He saw it. He's like dude, you gotta take that down. He's like. He's like you know you're on the path of being a series three. You know uh trader. You know a licensed trader with the possibility of you know fun. You know a funding of other people's money outside of the uh funding company. You don't want that shit out there. That's right. I pulled it out. Oh good, because he goes, he goes. Freedom of speech is great, but he can't be too much of a loose cannon. When you want, you know, when you want, absolutely have these kind of goals.
Speaker 2:So yeah, no, I can I agree. Yeah, it's a shame, uh, but yeah, that's that's. That's the game to be played, timmy, so I did that but, but still I can't.
Speaker 3:But you know, as you, as you know, I need you now on a weekly basis.
Speaker 2:I've never said that before.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I'm out. I mean, I don't, I don't watch any news. Ok, I don't watch that propaganda. I am off of social media completely. Seriously, outside of Pete Rose, chris Christopherson passing away, and then you firing off a text to me last week and reminding me that the vice presidential debate was going on. I had no idea, nor did I care at all, but I'm out of the loop on big things happening in the world. Please walk me through some stuff.
Speaker 2:Okay. Well, hurricane Helene is still causing you know it's caused a lot of damage. Over 260 people lost their lives with. Hurricane Helene is still causing you know it's caused a lot of damage. Over 260 people lost their lives with Hurricane Helene and it's the second deadliest hurricane to hit the United States, behind Katrina.
Speaker 3:Wow, for real.
Speaker 2:For real.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait. What about the Hurricane of Galveston in 1900? I thought that was up there.
Speaker 2:I just read that it's the second deadliest behind a hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 3:So I always thought, I always thought the Galveston was 3000 people and that's still number one, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:It could very well be, but then again it's Texas and not everybody likes Texas, so they kind of you know that's its own separate category, apparently.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so now, uh, milton is taking dead aim at tampa bay. Uh, probably sometime around wednesday. And if you follow accuweather, accuweather says that it's going to be a category four, perhaps even a category five. Everybody's in agreement it's going to be at least a category three okay, okay, hitting basically the same area that Hurricane Helene did. That sucks. So, milton, not to be messed with. And then the you know about the little FEMA thing that's going on. There's accusations that FEMA has run out of money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they gave it all to the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2:That's what's being being reported now. I've read that. I've also read that it's a hoax. I don't know who to believe I wouldn't believe kev.
Speaker 3:I would believe the more negative before I would believe the positive. Yeah, I mean, they're just, they're fucking evil. Now our government is a criminal operation now okay.
Speaker 2:Well, if we're going under that assumption, that we're going to believe the narrative and not, there is a woman who has been claiming for 10 years that Diddy was a monster. Nobody believed her. Okay, now what are people saying? Diddy's a monster. Guess who else she said 10 years ago was a monster, and who's been very, very quiet about this whole Diddy thing.
Speaker 4:I've been screaming not just Diddy, but Diddy and Jay-Z are monsters.
Speaker 2:People are not dismissing her anymore.
Speaker 3:You know now, now in today's world, you tend to believe where there's smoke, there's fire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, there's a. One of the attorneys, or one of the accusers, said that there is a video that is being shopped around right now. Apparently, the people that have the video don't want it to come out. That's why they have contacted the A-list celebrity who is having sex with Diddy in the video to let that person to let him buy it. They say it's clearly. They don't know if it was filmed in consent of the non-Diddy person. They don't know. They're not saying who it is. So she's saying that, yes, this A-list person should buy it so that it's not even out there ever again. But there is now a Houston connection to the P Diddy scandal and that is that.
Speaker 2:Tony Busby is the lead counsel for 120 of the plaintiffs you should know in this group it is evenly divided between males and females. There are 60 males and 60 females who have joined us to pursue these claims as plaintiffs and apparently, according to Tony Busby, over 3,000 people have come forward. These are just the 120 that they've vetted, wow.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:See, you know, my issue with this whole thing, kev, is you know now, you know the people that are coming out and they're saying now, well, you know, we knew this the whole time, or what, why didn't you say anything then out, and they're saying now well, you know, we knew this the whole time, or what?
Speaker 2:Why didn't you say anything then? Well, this one lady did. She said I've been talking about this for 10 years and nobody would believe me because it's P Diddy and she's a no-name.
Speaker 3:That's just so crazy.
Speaker 2:You know who? The story I read yesterday is Clive Davis, the guy that started Arista Records, who was responsible for Whitney Houston's career.
Speaker 3:What happened with Clive Davis?
Speaker 2:They say, he's just as culpable.
Speaker 4:Rumors suggest that Clive Davis, who is also said to be Diddy's longtime secret lover, may be the mastermind behind many of Diddy's illegal activities and is currently walking on shaky ground.
Speaker 2:They say he's. They say he is nervous and and sweating profusely that he might be linked to this in public.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know that he's. You know he came out as bi a long time ago.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Wow, so crazy man. It's just so weird.
Speaker 2:The accusations are disgusting, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean it's horrible. Okay, Anything else?
Speaker 2:Yeah, just one other thing of note that I thought would be's it's horrible. Okay, anything else? Yeah, uh, just uh. One other thing of note that I thought would be very, very cool to talk to you about, and that is that, um, scientists have officially mapped the brain of a fruit fly. Now I know you're thinking, cause I thought when I read the hidden, I'm like who cares? Because I thought when I read the headline, I'm like who cares. Did you know that the fruit fly shares 60% of its brain makeup with humans? Humans and fruit flies are 60% the same brain.
Speaker 3:You're kidding.
Speaker 2:No. So scientists have mapped the brain of a worm before. Worm has like 50 neurons neurons. A fruit fly has 140,000 neurons and 5 million 50 million synapses. So imagine mapping that.
Speaker 3:Gosh, that's so crazy, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2:It is crazy and you're thinking well, what the hell does this matter? Well, it matters because now scientists can actually look at the fruit fly brain and perhaps see where neurological and cognitive declines are happening, ie dementia, Alzheimer's, all that kind of stuff, and so there might be treatments and might be able to fend that off before it sets in. That's huge.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2:It's massive. And they knew that they had successfully mapped the fruit fly brain when they saw in there. What the fuck is Diddy thinking? The fruit fly was actually saying that, yeah what the fuck?
Speaker 3:Okay, that's how they knew. That's how they knew. Yeah, they're like not, not, diddy, are you serious?
Speaker 2:oh, poor, uh, notorious big just is turning in his grave man well, you know that they're saying that diddy uh had uh tupac killed and that he is responsible for alia's death what I mean.
Speaker 3:She was an airplane crash alia's.
Speaker 4:Was it really an accident? New revelations after Diddy's arrest. Witnesses claim Aaliyah was forced onto a faulty, overloaded plane against her. Will Some claim Diddy's involvement goes beyond business?
Speaker 3:Okay, so basically, uh, anything that evil has happened in the last 25, 30, probably did he.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what the P stands for, probably.
Speaker 3:Probably, probably did he, probably did it. That's funny. Okay, kevin Klein, I got a. You know I'm off of social media, so I think I'm clear of all of it and then I get a text from somebody who listens to our podcast, who will remain anonymous.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:And basically saying hey, Timmy, you're a born and raised Catholic, former altar boy, Catholic school, all that stuff. How do you square that with your enthusiastic tolerance of homosexuality? Oh, Okay. Because I guess we talked last week about homophobia and how ridiculous it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and how we're totally comfortable with being around straight, being around gay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what two consenting adults do behind closed doors is their own business and nobody else's business. Yeah, but I replied. Well, one, the female version is often very hot. Two judge not, lest ye be judged.
Speaker 2:Beautiful.
Speaker 3:Because, let's all face it, we all get judged in the end by you know, the true judge. Who the fuck are we to be judging people? Uh-huh and then I said and I'm not insinuating anything uh, number three I'd like to remind you that Jesus Christ was 33 years old, unmarried day in and day out, hanging out with 12 dudes. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2:And there's your ticket.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You were good on the first two. The third, Eh say hello to Saddam for us.
Speaker 4:Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil. Move over, Satan. You're hugging all the facts.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying you never know, you just never. All right, who would have thought P Diddy was this guy?
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly yeah, there you go Allegedly. Thank you.
Speaker 3:So there you go. Yeah, even when I'm on off social media, they are still finding me. Jeez man, I'm just gonna have to like dump the phone, or something like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a good thing to do too.
Speaker 3:Um, kev, I want to do this. I want to give you a grocery store update. You remember, last week I told you that I inadvertently walked out of the grocery store and realized after the fact that the cashier had not rung up the things I had on the, you know, lower bottom rack.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which is a common mistake.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, and you know, thinking back at it, you know I was talking to her, you know, because I'm, you know, I'm a social guy and it could be perceived on surveillance camera that I'm trying to distract her. And I was doing it on purpose and I was actually, if you remember, I was a little bit worried that maybe my face would be up on a bulletin board or something like that Kind of a wanted type situation.
Speaker 2:And then, when we mentioned that she might have gotten docked pay, you were mortified.
Speaker 3:I was mortified. So I went in there last week and you know what happened.
Speaker 2:You're going out with her. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:No, they thought that I was absolutely out of my fucking mind, that I was coming back and paying for something that I wasn't charged for. Really, yeah, the attitude was like seemed to be like you got away with it. Why are you?
Speaker 2:doing this Because I wasn't trying to get away with it.
Speaker 3:Kev they actually seemed annoyed with me, like I was giving them extra work because they had to go. You know, yeah, they had to go, you know, find the items, ring up the items and all that stuff and yeah, because you know there's no receipt of it, I can't just show it to him. I I basically just said it's this thing, this thing and this thing I need to be charged for it so they just they seem so freaking annoyed with me and I was like you know.
Speaker 3:I mean, it was only 17 bucks, that's still, but it was like you know, I was pulling their teeth. Wow, Isn't that crazy, it's bizarre. Yeah, so you know, I told this story to a neighbor of mine and he went on to tell me that yeah, it's weird out there right now.
Speaker 3:He was briefing me on a crazy policy that one of the big box home improvement places you know, one of the do-it-yourself home improvement places has, where you can just like walk out of there with a $700 drill and they're not even going to say a word to you.
Speaker 2:I know exactly what you're talking about, because Trish used to work there as part-time help about a year and a half ago. And that is the store policy. If you see somebody thieving, if you see somebody trying to walk out of here without paying for an item, let them go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought that was crazy.
Speaker 2:And if you can let them go, if you can get a description of them and then try and find out what vehicle they're, they get in and get the license plate. Uh, that is all you're allowed to do under company policy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, and that's that, to me, is just the craziest crap ever.
Speaker 2:Isn't it?
Speaker 3:I mean, what is stopping somebody from you know, taking a, walking away with like a, a $700 power drill, and then go immediately sell that thing online for 300 bucks brand?
Speaker 2:new? Yeah, nothing. We listened to the police scanner here in town and there was exactly what you're talking about. The other day somebody went in and stole $1,000 worth of power equipment and the police were called and they got a description of the person and they got the license plate, and so I'm assuming that they got arrested. But, yeah, just walked out with a thousand dollars worth of power tools.
Speaker 3:Now let me ask you this, since you know, I, I, I, I didn't, he didn't know when I asked him, but you know, since Trish has some knowledge of it, um, maybe she would know. Um, I'm just curious if, like, that person's picture goes up for when the next time they come in.
Speaker 2:No, nope Does not.
Speaker 3:Nothing like that.
Speaker 2:No, they don't have like a most wanted list, or they don't have like a, you know let's say they get the plate number or whatever.
Speaker 3:Do the police charge them if they pull them over?
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, a thousand dollar theft is a felony. Yeah, yeah, that a thousand dollar theft. I don't know what the what the Mendoza line is on that, but I know a thousand dollars is is felony theft as it should be. Yeah, yeah, but you know what was weird? You know what's weird is those people that go in there and do that they take their license plates off now.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, a lot of them have paper plates, fake paper plates, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Or they steal license plates to put those on and throw people off.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:I mean that happens all the time. I mean I hear stories about people where their license plate has been stolen and you know it's going to be used for that.
Speaker 2:Don't you wish people that do that would just use that energy for something positive.
Speaker 3:No, I just want them to die. Okay, well, that too. I fucking hate thieves man. Oh, I can't stand them. I can't stand them. Let me ask you this, since Trish may have knowledge of this what if I'm, you know, a customer and I see that, do they get mad at me if I go like walking out with the person and letting them know and this, that and the other?
Speaker 2:I don't know what the policy is on that. I can't imagine that they would reprimand you. You're a, you're an. You're not an employee, you're a concerned citizen. So, um, I, I don't.
Speaker 3:I don't think they have any, any because I assure you, I, if I, if I saw that I'm just such a ridiculous person you know, I'm just, you know, you know, wannabe hero type thing, it's my hero I would just have to go out and I hate these. I'd have to just walk right. What the fuck are you? I'd be like what the fuck are you doing, dude? Go back in there and pay for that now and just like literally verbally accost them, yeah, as they're walking out.
Speaker 2:The reason they don't want their employees doing that is because if their employee gets hurt, then there's there could be a lawsuit. Uh, their employee gets shot. Definitely not something that they want to have happen. So I'm assuming just just as me talking out loud they would not want you to do that, they're not going to do anything to you, but I would think they would not want you to do that because if something happens to you, then we live in a very litigious society than we live in a very litigious society.
Speaker 3:Yeah, audrey and Jonas and Dallas and Timmy would be like hey, my dad was a funded futures trader with unlimited earnings potential. I get it.
Speaker 2:At the very least they're responsible for your medical bills. Yeah, On their parking lot.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me ask you this, all right. Actually, let me throw this out here, since we're talking about retail establishments. Yes, you know, last week I was in. It was in an unnamed big store. I'll just, I'll just tell you, it rhymes with fault art.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, yes, it rhymes with fault art. Okay, okay, yes. And I overheard like the worst racist diatribe. I was a couple aisles over and it was two black employees just ripping their quote-un, unquote plonky boss and Kev. I'm just laughing. I mean they had all the stereotypes going. You know no rhythm, motherfucker entitlement, you know tiny dick, you know white bread, fully invested in the 401k, all that stuff, sure. And then I rolled into their aisle and I was like, hey, y'all probably want to talk a little softer. I heard everything, kevin, they turned whiter than their boss.
Speaker 3:Really, kevin, they turned whiter than their boss really and and they were like shit, I'm sorry, where were you? You know, where were you? I was like I was like, ironically enough, I was in the cracker, ohio, and they kind of laughed at that, hesitantly, they didn't you know. They were a little hesitant and I was like, well, okay, I'm gonna let them off the hook there. And I said I was like, just be careful. Uh, I'm gonna head to the the bed sheet aisle and get some white sheets right now.
Speaker 2:True story great way to diffuse the situation yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were uncomfortable. I just let them know, whatever, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, we're not the only racist people on the planet white people.
Speaker 3:Everybody's got a little tribalism in them, kev. Yeah, everybody does, and it's so funny that you know that certain kinds of racism are okay. That's ridiculous, man. It's got to be all, or one you want to, you know yep, yep, all or nothing but yeah, if you're just, uh, if just to give you a heads up, be be careful, because you never know. You know who's around you true and gav.
Speaker 3:You never know who you may walk past you. This is kind of weird. I, I, um kind of bumped into this was a couple weeks ago bumped into somebody and you know just a little little fella, maybe 135 pounds or whatever bumped into him and you know he was all apologetic and all nice about it.
Speaker 3:I, I, I learned later that it was a mma fighter, uh, adrian yanez really yeah, and it just reminded me of, you know, this guy kind of bumped into me and I'm like, you know, you know me, I'll be like, and you know, even though he's like a, he he's like 130, 140 pounds or whatever. He would just carve me up. So you just, you just never know, always be on your best behavior. Yeah, yeah, just be on your best behavior and do the best that you can, right.
Speaker 2:And he said he was sorry, right, I mean he apologized. So yeah, there was no intent there.
Speaker 3:He was. He was, um, he was looking at his phone, you know, head down on the phone and just ran kind of right into me. Yeah, I didn't have a place to go and I didn't have time to tell him whatever cause, we were both kind of turning a corner.
Speaker 2:Gotcha.
Speaker 3:But he was cool about it and I learned, uh, who he was and I was like, wow, that's just so weird. What if that escalated here? I am 200 pounds, he's 140, and he just basically waylays me because I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 2:Well remember, in the early days of the UFC, there were no weight classes. So you had a 200-pound guy fighting a 600-pound guy and the 200-pound guy won.
Speaker 3:Exactly, he just never knows he took out emmanuel yarborough it's happened a lot. I mean, you know the. The fact that uh hulk hogan was able to lift andre the giant up over his shoulders, spin him around and body slam him onto the mat is one of the most shocking things you can ever see you do know that andre jumped right.
Speaker 2:Andre helped him.
Speaker 3:Why are you trying to do this to me?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:You mean that Hulk didn't just lift, you know, 500 pounds under the giant on the show? Are you telling me that was fake? You don't know that story.
Speaker 2:They're fighting at WrestleMania Go ahead and tell me now oh, you know it. No, I don't, really.
Speaker 3:I always thought that Hulk Hogan lifted Andre the Giant on his shoulders, and that wasn't even a planned move.
Speaker 2:It wasn't planned. You're correct on that. It was not planned and I go under him for the slam and we fall backwards. Exactly like I wrote it down and a Hulkster unloaded, going for a slam.
Speaker 4:Oh, he almost got him. Oh, he collapsed Finally out of nowhere. Slam, Holy shit, he called slam. Look at this.
Speaker 3:He slammed it.
Speaker 4:I don't believe it, brian. When he hit, I heard him go leg drop.
Speaker 1:I went and hit the leg drop thinking he's going to kick out, you know and he didn't kick out, Damn Okay.
Speaker 3:So all right, Because all I grew up knowing is that wasn't part of the plan. I mean, I know wrestling is scripted, but you know, but I was always told that wasn't scripted. Hulk did that, Yep that's right. I didn't know that Andre was in on it too.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Andre basically made the call.
Speaker 3:Damn Okay, oh, that's awesome oh that is awesome yeah.
Speaker 2:On many levels. I think that's awesome.
Speaker 3:I'm hurt a little bit though.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry. I think that's awesome. I'm hurt a little bit though.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that to you, that was just. That was just one thing I wanted to kind of have for myself, you know? Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, erase it Go. Men in black on it.
Speaker 3:It's kind of like you know the woman who's a nympho that you know doesn't want, uh, just anybody putting in the butt. You know she wants to save that for somebody special.
Speaker 2:That's a complete 180. Wow, holy smokes.
Speaker 3:All right, kevin, let's do a top three, shall we? Just when you thought they couldn't count any higher, it's Tuttle Klein's Top Three. Kevin, top three things that you witnessed that you wish you had a video of Top three things that you witnessed with your own two eyes. That is just like man. I wish I would have caught that on video. This coming off of this weekend, I was reminded that you know I had videotaped.
Speaker 4:Audrey's birth back in 2001, and her mom recorded over it?
Speaker 3:Oh man, yeah, recorded over it. But you know, kev your own eyes, you've seen a lot of things. What would you like to be able to revisit on video, if you could?
Speaker 2:This will not be a popular one with our houston uh listenership, but I seriously I was there and I wish I would have been rolling it the night that poo holes hit the sitco sign with a home run. It was unbelievable. I'd never seen a ball hit that hard. Yeah, he hit the sitco sign. Yep, uh, I was there. I wish I would have been recording uh real quick, just kind of the same thing.
Speaker 3:It's not on my list, but it's kind of similar is in 2022. I was at the game where uh jordan hit three in one game yeah, and they were not cheap, they were bombs yeah, he had three in one game. Uh, and when he had when his third one, I wish I had that on video. The crowd went nuts yeah I do have the world series home run that he hit on video oh, very cool, so very cool.
Speaker 2:Um, the uh other thing, and you're talking, it leads perfectly into it. You talk about the crowd going nuts. I wish I had video of you playing golf at the bruno's in the chunk shot and a thousand people going.
Speaker 3:Oh, that would have been great when I could have won it for us and bo jackson was on my team and mia ham was on my team I could have been the hero on the 18th hole at graystone in birmingham, alabama, the Bruno's Memorial Classic. I smoked the drive on a par five. I hit a three wood right next to the green. I was like hero time. And then I chili dip chunk. I mean, the sod went further than the ball it did. Yeah, you saw that. Yeah, that was terrible.
Speaker 2:And then the other one that comes to mind. I was a sophomore in high school. It was my second concert. My dad took me to my first and second concert. It was Van Halen 1984. And in between I can't remember who opened for them, but in between the opening band and Van Halen, there were two lovely young ladies who got onto the soundboard platform and flashed the entire crowd. Wish I'd have been rolling. Oh, not only to get that, but also my dad's reaction. Oh Now, there weren't any cell phones back then, so I don't know how I would have done it, but still.
Speaker 3:What did your dad say?
Speaker 2:He's like whoa. This is a different kind of concert, oh yeah, it's not Herb Albert Dad.
Speaker 3:No, not at all. Yeah, you know, tia wanna brass here. Pal no, dad, that ain't happening here. You're gonna watch eddie do eruption here and yeah uh, yeah, I love that. That's awesome All right.
Speaker 2:What about yours, your three?
Speaker 3:That time in 2001, where Bart Starr was throwing me passes in the parking lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I wish I had that.
Speaker 2:Well, you at least got the still shots.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got still shots of it, but I wish I had a video.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:Because you know, there was a couple good catches. No, what am I talking about? He hit me right on the money. I mean it was, it was right here. Every time is right on, you know, right at my chest every time. Easy to catch, yeah, but I wish I had that. That was a big one. Um, you have a, a threesome I had a while back. I wish I had that on video. I was just on fire, you know. Wow, world champion, high fives, all that shit. Wow, I was just killing it. I was just thinking to myself afterwards, man, we got to roll some video on this. They, of course, said, no, we don't.
Speaker 2:Yes, of course, and that's smart, because what we're seeing now, that's never safe.
Speaker 3:Never safe. It's always out there on the cloud.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:And Kev. I'd love to have video of my days from about the age 15 to 28, where I could very vigorously dunk a basketball on a regulation 10 foot rim. It kills me, I know. So there's some out there, but I can't find it. My mom can't find it, you know, I know it's out there somewhere yeah um, I just wish I had that on video. That'd be cool that would be really cool yeah, I, because I you know I was pretty, I had a pretty uh nice tomahawk dunk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would have loved to have seen it.
Speaker 3:I wish, I wish I had it.
Speaker 2:And then you know, just to make sure my kids don't think I'm full of shit too, Well then, if you did have it, then the threesome becomes a foursome, because who doesn't want to get their hands on that?
Speaker 3:You're funny.
Speaker 2:Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3:What I should have done a couple episodes ago is, when we had my brother on, had him say yes because he knows he knows about the dunking ability.
Speaker 2:Who doesn't believe you? Dude, you grew up in Indiana, you played high school basketball, you were six foot and you were an athlete. Who doesn't believe you?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I want to be able to see it too, because it was really you. I don't know. I just I, just I want, I want to. I want to be able to see it too, because it was really cool. I'm sure it was. It was really that sucks that I don't have that. Oh and, by the way, I do have the video of the threesome. I was just kidding.
Speaker 2:I was going to say there's no way you don't have that video.
Speaker 3:All right, kev, let's do a. Be honest, be honest, Be honest, be honest. What other career would you have wanted to have besides baseball if you did not do morning radio?
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 4:Probably a screenwriter.
Speaker 2:I really would have liked to have been a screenwriter. I just wasn't good enough, I just wasn't good enough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you wrote some scripts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, seven.
Speaker 3:I didn't know. You wrote seven. I read one of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did a table read on one of them. Yeah, the janitor one, I read one of them. Yeah, yeah, we did a table.
Speaker 3:read on one of them. Yeah, the janitor one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that one, yeah, yeah, but yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:So I mean why don't you still try? You can still do that anytime.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's. It's a young person's game. Honestly, they you know, after a certain age, unless you've already been optioned you're probably not going to battle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but if you threw something on paper and they didn't know how old you were or they didn't know anything about you, they were just like read it and were like, holy shit, this is good, they don't get, what are they going to do? They're going to say, oh no, this is a middle-aged man, even though it's gold, we're not going to pay him.
Speaker 2:You've read my stuff, you know it ain't gold.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say never give up. That's a dream. You can continue, gav.
Speaker 2:That is a dream. Oh, by the way, did you see how bad Joker did at the box office? No, what happened? $40 million at the box office, the Joker number two. If all you do, it's a musical, and it only did $40 million at the box office and it's only got a 35% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, Say it's horrible, that's too bad.
Speaker 3:That's too bad. We wanted that to be good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did. Everybody thought Lady Gaga was going to be a featured character. They say she's hardly in the movie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Kevin, I gotta say that's the only shot that we've ever really seen from that character. I know there's never been one before and there'll probably never be one after it.
Speaker 2:Never. Who is the best Joker?
Speaker 3:Oh, jack Nicholson man.
Speaker 2:Even over Heath Ledger.
Speaker 3:Heath Ledger's was okay, yeah, but to me it was just a little bit over the top.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Just a little bit much.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 3:I mean which, which, which you know, served him well. He got an Oscar for it. I just, I just like how Jack Nicholson balanced, you know, the over the top insanity with comedy. He was very comedic yeah, I just like that cool and you know, call me crazy, but if you're called the joker you gotta have some jokes too. Yeah, and he led her, it wasn't jokey no, it was not jokey I don't know, it's like he forgot the name of his fucking character.
Speaker 3:Incredibly, darkibly dark. Yeah, incredibly dark. I mean, you know God bless his soul and all that shit. Oh sure, yeah, I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck what I think about his performance, but I thought to me Nicholson.
Speaker 2:Getting back to the be honest, can I just guess that you would like to be an adult film star?
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2:Because I still do that.
Speaker 3:No, I, I would. I would probably like to be a stunt man.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, we're, we're, we're going to, we're going to try and make that happen for you. Yeah yeah, my friend Bridget is dealing with a possible hurricane right now, but you know, as soon as she survives that we'll get it going.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just, I mean, I think it'd be cool to you know, go, you know, be thrown off of a building, five, six story, building onto the airbag or something like that. Or yeah, you know, get in the car and jump something, I, and then, who knows, that could be a young man's game and they would laugh and go. Really no, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Take one look at you and say, hey, he's fit you're a jet exer dude, come on. Could be done.
Speaker 3:Come on, grandpa, just go watch the movie. Don't get involved with this shit. Yeah, that's what I'd say. What about you?
Speaker 2:You ever be honest, you will not die okay, unless you don't make a choice. A journalist is drowning and a politician is drowning. Which one do you save?
Speaker 3:you have to save one, or else you drown too wow, you keep doing this shit to me, dude, because I, you know, I, you know that that's, that's, that's one where you know you want to. Well, kev, technically, there are no more journalists, they, they're all propagandists.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Is that one where I can just see no evil, hear no evil. I didn't see anything.
Speaker 2:All right, no, no, no, you got to make a choice.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't hear any flailing or water splashing or anything. I would save the journalist. I think politicians are too far gone, whereas a journalist you could be like. Hey man, enough of the propaganda, why don't you do some investigative journalism?
Speaker 2:and tell the truth. That's the way I thought you would go. I thought you would save the journalist over the politician. But I did not think it would be for that reason. I thought it would be because you get rid of one politician it's smaller government.
Speaker 3:What about you? What would your choice be on that?
Speaker 2:Oh, journalist all the way, journalist all the way. You know, we were in the media, so I kind of feel like there's a connection there. But yeah, like you said, politicians I just I don't think they're in it for anybody but themselves.
Speaker 3:No, they, they, they have shown us that they only care about themselves.
Speaker 2:And if the politicians go bye-bye?
Speaker 3:then the reporters report on actual news.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like, there you go. Now I feel much better about my choice as you should, sir.
Speaker 3:All right, Kevin Kline, what was your rabbit hole? Rabbit hole of the week.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I got in a rabbit hole the other day, you know when we used to talk about comedy and we always liked Nate Bargatze.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's hilarious Tennessee guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, thank you. He hosted Saturday Night Live for the second time. I think he's going to be a five-timer, tim. I honestly think he's going to be a five-timer. Yeah, good, huh, yeah. And so I watched his monologue and then, like a dumbass, started scrolling through the comments. How do you not like Nate Bargatze?
Speaker 3:No rolling through the comments. How do you not like Nate Bargatze? You got to remember. There's a certain element of people that are so hateful, so jealous, so negative that they have to slam anything and everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just have to remember that it was insane how nasty people were being about Bargatze. I've never heard of this guy before. Thanks, Saturdayurday night live for ruining my night by bringing him on don't watch.
Speaker 3:Don't watch, you fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah, these are the people, kev. I mean there's nothing you can do, you. You just you kind of feel sorry for him. I, I feel sorry for him that somebody is that negative, that they're just, they have to shred anything and everything yeah, I mean cuss.
Speaker 2:He's family friendly, doesn't cuss? Not edgy at all, it's just stories about things that he sees and people.
Speaker 3:Golly man, let him go yeah, there there's just some people that you know. I mean, you could have like a situation where you know somebody is saving somebody's life on video and there'll be people in the comment section going oh wow, he splashed water all over everything, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:You know he got something dirty when he came up. You know, out of the mud after pulling him out of. You know what I'm got? Uh, something dirty when he came up. Uh, you know, out of the mud after pulling him out of.
Speaker 2:You know I'm saying oh, I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah, the people out there live to just be negative exactly so I yeah, I.
Speaker 3:I just it's it.
Speaker 2:To me it's the bless your heart yeah, right, you know I'm saying, I do know what you're saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah so, uh, my rabbit hole, kevin klein. Yes, I felt I had to cleanse myself okay, for of um, I told you that I watched the star trek trilogy, yes, so I felt I I had to uh, I had to cleanse myself. Therefore, I watched as many Clint Eastwood spaghetti Western movies as I could put my hands on. Which is the best one I like? Fistful of Dollars.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Good Bad, and the Ugly is good too. I don't think it's a spaghetti western. I don't know if this one was done in italy, but the, to me the legend one is uh, the outlaw josie wales, oh okay man, I keep forgetting all these in terms of, uh, clint eastwood westerns, um, the outlaw josie wales is just so good.
Speaker 3:What's it about? It was one of those revenge type things, you know, oh, cool, all right, um, but I and and that I that may be tainted. Uh, uh, you know, my viewpoint of it may be a little bit tainted because I I remember watching that with my dad a couple times good movie's a good movie, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:I mean, that only enhances it. To watch it with somebody you love and you know, have a great time with it. But no, a good movie is a good movie.
Speaker 3:But I always love that. And then I you know what I'll probably do next is I'll watch his Dirty Harry stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Because I still have a little bit of Captain Kirk and Spock in me that I just need to cleanse, I need to purify from Dang, would you go to a white party?
Speaker 2:Got a little.
Speaker 3:Captain Kirk and some Spock in you. Huh, I didn't know they were there. Why did I know? I set you up. I gave you that one on a platter Cav.
Speaker 2:You did buddy. Thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 3:And then there's another one that I was watching. Maybe I should save this for the rabbit hole for the next time. Because I'm still on it, should I give it to you?
Speaker 3:now, I'm curious now you'll have another rabbit hole, I'm sure and I don't know how I got into this. I think I, I think I saw this. Um, I just saw it like as a suggestion, I have no idea. Oh, I guess I just realized that because, because I was big into the factory, you know watching, like you know, goods being made ice cream sandwiches. I was in the factory, you know watching, like you know, goods being made ice creams sandwiches. I was in the factory process that this was in my suggested Kev. I found myself watching a couple hours of cake making videos.
Speaker 2:Oh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:I can't stop watching it.
Speaker 2:It is addictive.
Speaker 3:How I mean. I didn't know it was that intricate and sophisticated. I didn't know that that much technology and creativity and just you know and just watching it is just, can be as soothing as it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah no. Mikey Day from Saturday Night Live hosts a streaming show called Is it Cake? Dave from Saturday Night Live hosts a streaming show called Is it Cake, and they make these cakes look so real that you have to guess is it cake or is it the actual object?
Speaker 4:Oh, it's ridiculous this is a bowling ball and this is a cake.
Speaker 3:What? Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2:Do they?
Speaker 3:show how they're made, though.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh, that's cool. Do they show how they're made, though?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah Well the whole premise of the show is you have X amount of time to make a cake based on these certain ingredients and the theme and Kev. Let me just throw this out here while we're on it. Yeah, I would highly suggest, for mental health purposes, that every human being watching me and listening to me right now do this two-step process for mental health. One completely dump all your social media. Just get rid of it. Two watch a half hour of cake making videos a day.
Speaker 2:You won't be. It's. It's the latest potato chip. Tim. You won't be able to stop with one.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, I can't put it this way. I had a phone call from a beautiful, beautiful lady coming in and I sent it to voicemail just so I can continue to watch cake making. I did and I and I know she was calling because, quote unquote, she wanted to come over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, she wanted to chill.
Speaker 3:Yes, Uh, even though I don't have Netflix.
Speaker 2:I still need to chill.
Speaker 3:But I, seriously, I I was like oh, if I answer this, I answer this. I mean I I mean that's just really cool right there. I mean they're they're using little m&ms as these great intricate designs. I'm just like I can't. No, I can't, I just let it voicemail, yeah that's how addictive it is yeah, is there anything else like that? That? That that's that addictive in terms of watching, I'd imagine just people doing really cool crafts is kind of cool too.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that. I got sucked into the cake thing too, did you really? Oh, yeah, yeah. Whenever the little nieces and nephews are here, we always throw something like that on because they get enraptured with it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I uh it almost motivated me, it almost voted. Motivated me to like, hey man, I want to try some of this, you should. But mine would be just butchered. My mind would be abortions. They would be terrible and I would give up on them and I'd just be like I'm just going to fucking eat this.
Speaker 2:There you go. That's the beautiful thing about it is you can eat it and try again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, even if you hack it up and you're disappointed in yourself, you're like well, I get to eat the shit.
Speaker 2:It's still cake.
Speaker 3:It's cake, Exactly. How mad can you get it? You still get to eat it. It's delicious. That's freaking hilarious. All right, Kevin Kwan. What else is going on?
Speaker 2:Let's see what else is going on. Well, we're in the process of moving into the new house and, oh, check this out it's amazing that people that listen to the podcast I would never expect or suspect them listening to the podcast. So about three years ago, I met this local brewer and his name is Stan and he is friends with my brother-in-law, paul. I get a text message from Paul the other day saying hey, stan's a big fan, he listens to both of your podcasts and he wants to talk to you about something. So I messaged Stan. Guess what he wants to do, what he wants to give me a tutorial on the C8 Corvette. And so he and I are meeting on Sunday for some brew and I'm going to learn about the car that I might be buying.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he just totally wanted to help Okay.
Speaker 3:Now. So you have purchased the house You're closing, you're about to move right.
Speaker 2:No, we're closed, we Closing. You're about to move, right? No, we're closed, we're moved. Yeah, we've already moved in, are you there right now. I am not there right now because I knew that we were going to be recording today and to move this over is going to be like a three-day process.
Speaker 3:Okay, so your studio that you're broadcasting from right now has to be completely moved. How far away is it from current location?
Speaker 2:Half mile.
Speaker 3:You're so weird.
Speaker 2:I'm a freaking idiot man.
Speaker 3:You're so weird. You was thinking Kansas city, maybe even coming back to Houston or whatever, and he's like, no, just a half a mile away. Yeah, no, I didn't. I don't want to go too far.
Speaker 2:Well, we give mom her space back in her house. You know Trish's mom and then my mom's a three hour drive away. So you know, if, if shit hits the fan with the parents, we can we're. We're just down the road. Uh, eventually we'll probably get back to Texas. That's the plan. Yeah, yes.
Speaker 3:You've been living with your mother-in-law. Yeah, that's awesome, buddy.
Speaker 2:Oh, she's a saint man.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, well, to put up with your shit? Definitely yeah, but that's just awesome, man, did you have to pay rent? Yeah, we paid. Oh yeah, yeah we paid. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:All right, we're not going to live here for free.
Speaker 3:And then I do all the lawn maintenance and I love doing that. We got five acres. I was going to say if it was free, why don't you mention to her that maybe I want to move in there?
Speaker 2:You know she's done that before with my brother-in-law's friends. They'll go to college here locally and yeah, they stayed in the downstairs room. Nice, Like I said, man, she's awesome.
Speaker 3:Speaking of college, how is the hockey team doing there?
Speaker 2:Hockey team is 5-1 on the season and this is in Division I. They moved up a division and have two games coming up this weekend against Iowa State that I'll be announcing. So very excited about that.
Speaker 3:Kevin Cline, the PA announcer, and how are the new sound effects that you're using music, all that stuff?
Speaker 2:Big hit with the team, big hit with the fans, so, but that's another thing that I've been doing. So our music guy, quit, do the music. I've got to do the music now too. So I've been loading up music. He took his playlist with him and everything. So I've been loading up music. He took his playlist with him and everything. So I've got to load up a bunch of music. So if you like death metal, kids, come on out. Don't forget, got your six man.
Speaker 2:I used it, did you really? Yeah, oh, here, check this out. Love it? Yeah, you gave me that idea. Hey, I'm here for you, buddy, appreciate it. Thanks, I love it. Yeah, you gave me that idea.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm here for you, buddy, appreciate it. Thanks, I love it. I love it. That's good. And, kev, if you ever could, like you know, do the intro video with that in the background got your six by five-finger death grip. I mean, that is just game over.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:I always thought that would be the greatest background. There's a million of us. You know what I'm saying. The fans just going nuts.
Speaker 2:Absolutely, and I have a program where I can actually just isolate that voice, just the vocal, and I can make that a drop.
Speaker 4:Love it yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, Kevin Klein, what do you have coming up on your other side project there, your Fuzzy Mike podcast? What's the big one this week?
Speaker 2:I am in the process of booking a couple of different people, and Todd is going to be your brother. Todd is going to be one that I'm going to reach out to this week to see if I can book him soon. But it's just I'm doing. Excuse me, I'm doing a few military stories that have really resonated with me, and Todd's one of them.
Speaker 3:I love it. That's great stuff man, that's great stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, kevin Klein's other podcast, the Fuzzy Mike, deals with true crime and mental health. It is a really, really good podcast. You definitely want to subscribe to it, just like you want to subscribe to ours, and, you know, download our stuff. Pass on word to others what you hear on both this one and the fuzzy mic. Give us a rating, follow us, like us. We need all that we can get and, again, the only place you can find me now is on the Tuttle Cline podcast Instagram, the Tuttle Cline podcast Facebook, and that's it podcast Instagram, the Tuttle Glynde podcast, facebook, and that's it.
Speaker 2:And I was going to tell you, uh, suggest, anyway, go check out the Tuttle Glynde Instagram, because the way that it works on the Instagram is Tim will take a snippet of our episode and condense it, and but he'll also put a quote that one of you have sent in, and they're amazing quotes. It's so kind and it really is. It's very heartwarming. But what I'm thinking is you send in your quote. You could be highlighted too.
Speaker 3:There you go. Oh, by the way, kevin, I got to say this too is we have a Tuttle Kline podcast, tiktok, that really registers some numbers and really hits every so often. So we'd love for you to check out our TikTok also.
Speaker 2:When's that going to be banned? Didn't the government say they were going to ban TikTok?
Speaker 3:Well no, I mean, somebody paid somebody and everything's okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's all good now Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all good. Somebody like said boy, are you sure you want to ban us? We have video of you Later, man.
Speaker 1:That's it for this episode of the Tuttle Cline Show. See you this Wednesday for an all new episode and you can get more client on his podcast, the Fuzzy Mike, with new episodes on Tuesday. Stay fuzzy, friends, and thanks for listening to the Tuttle Cline Show. Yo, all right, take the yo out.
